Hello, Lovers of project pen 😉

How are you all doing?

We bring to you another session of the...

Yes, you guessed right.
It's DIARY NIGHT!
And we will be having the following contestants;

002 CEASAR AND,
003 LIONESS.

To our first contestants

002 CEASAR.

Q: This is your first diary session in the Project Pen. What's your progress so far? How is the game, smooth or rocky?

Ans: Imagine climbing up a very steep hill. Good. Now you're trying your best, and you manage to get to the top of the hill. Then you look and see it's so smooth from where you stand and beyond. You sit on the ground and use the hill as a slide. Now you're cruising, having a nice smooth ride. Only to "chook" bumbum on a set of jagged rocks you did not see coming.

But I've been progressing. I had no idea I could write like this. That I could write "lighter romance"
Ugh! Well, I've been taking my sweet time until it's hours before the deadline.🙃

Q: In the first stage, you were in the safe zone, and in the second stage, you landed in the safe zone, too. How does that make you feel?

Ans: I was elated. Mehn, you should have seen the smile on my face. I can only thank God, though. He made it possible because I really did not believe I would make it to stage three.

Q: Do you think in this stage you would land in the safe zone as usual, or are you having doubts? Generally, how is stage 3?

Ans: I'm having doubts, lot's of them. Honestly speaking, this is the toughest stage, though I probably said that about the last two. But, a question to the judges: can it get tougher than this?

The thing is, I confess, I've never been this limited in my life, not even when writing school essays. The two other stages, to me, felt broader, and I had a lot of ideas. Sure, we were limited by the themes and genre. But in this stage, it's like a while new barrier. They even put a target audience. Children's fiction? Then, with the theme, "nostalgia"?  I was so sure those things didn't go together.

Come on😭 I was so close to calling it quits. My head was so blank. By blank, I mean a very empty white canvass. Nothing. 

I was so limited. Well, I have to expand my imagination because in Project Pen,  anything can happen.

Q: There is a tiny controversy, but I need your honest opinion. Do you think open imagination (stage 2) is easier than the dungeon stage (stage 3)?

Ans: Yes, it was. In stage two, you could choose what you wanted to write.  It had to border around that Moana video, but it didn't have to be a certain genre. Just portray the idea.

A child's book that's erm...nostalgic. No, nope. It's way more difficult. Nice one, judges. The dungeons lived up to it's name.👏🏼👏🏼

Q: Who is your favourite person in the house?

Ans: I have a few people I like.

My Precious Medusa.  She's such a cutie, and she's very lively. I just love her. Runaway empress.

Then there's Lioness. Don't tell her this though😂 She won't believe it because I don't believe it myself.  She's very... amusing. I find her amusing. A message to her, though: Trafalgar is mine!

And then there's Hanty Wendy, Bowl of Fire, my darling Trafalgar, Thepenreaper 🔪🔪🗡. Very lively bunch in the house😂

Q: Also, if you are asked to eliminate a competition in the house, who would that be? Do not relent in mentioning a name. It's just for fun, and trust me, he or she would take it as a compliment.

Ans: Trafalgar, even though I love you, five bullets to your head. Baby, you have to go. Thepenreaper, You too have to go, you and that woman of yours The Ascendant, Even the so-called lioness. 🙄🙄🙄 Blergh.

Bowl of fire, A knife to your heart,  my love. Insincere apologies. You are loved🫶🏻

RANDOMS

Q: Have you ever had a crush on a cartoon character?

Ans: Ever? Woah. I have always. My newest obsession is Ken Sato, the Ultraman. He's hott🔥🔥. As weird as it sounds, I prefer the animals. It all started with Kovu from the Lion King.  He is sexy. Nick Wilde, Zootopia.  Yup, yup. Wolf, Bad Guys? Absolutely 😭😭😭😭. Even that snake guy. I love love him. Surly from Nut Job too.

Well, I like humans too. Tadashi from Big Hero 6😔💙💙. Firelord Zuko. My anime boys. Gojo with the big blue eyes😫😫😩. And Sukuna. Who wouldn't like a taste of that body? 😩🔥

Q: Do you believe in love at first sight?

Ans: I don't believe it can be "love" when y'all just met each other. Get real! Maybe a fondness, an attraction,  a spark which, when nurtured, can become love. But that's usually after you two have known each other well.  Not at first sight.

The only love that's at first sight should be the love of a parent. But they loved you even while you were in the womb.🫠🫠🫠😘

Q: Who do you think shouldn't be a celebrity?

Ans: Shallipopi. Come and kill me.

Q: Can you tolerate a pick-me person as a friend? Give reasons.

Ans: Tolerate,  yeah. But only for the first few months. I'll just cut you off.  People pleasers annoy me. The fakeness, the falsehood. It scares me so damn much.  And you seek validation, I get. If it's a trauma thing, I'll pray for you and do myself to make you heal. But if you insist on having no boundaries because it will make people like you? Or you want to be used as a rag because you seek that validation.

We can't be friends and I'm not sorry.

Q: How do you define beauty.

Ans:Beauty, they say, is in the eye of the holder of the bees. Don't mind me😂😂.

Most people say beauty is inwards. I agree. But there's also outward beauty, nu. A lot of folks say that it should not be considered as it also fades away. I like it like that. Flowers fade and die, but we enjoy them when they're young, colourful, and vibrant, innit?

Bad or good character,  if I find you attractive, you will always have an advantage, no matter how small.

But if you have character, omo. I'll turn a blind eye. Stick a knife in my back if you please.

Honestly speaking, there's nothing as nice as being real, being yourself, and having a pleasant character. There's nothing as beautiful as being good. In other words,  beauty is goodness that radiates from the inside to the outside. And you don't have to be physically attractive to be beautiful. Just be real and be good.

Q: Ginny and Georgia or Never have I ever?

Ans: Ginny and Georgia. I like the TikTok edits. 🫠🫠😂

OO3 LIONESS

Q: LIONESS, Queen of The Fangs, how are you doing today?

Ans: Well, I'm not totally sure. Project Pen wants to pull out my fangs (ain't even joking), but I still stand gidigba 😂.

Q: I take it this is your first diary session, Mrs Trafalgar (winks).
Tell us how stage three has been so far.

Ans: Chuckles in 'do am if e easy')My husband sends his greetings. And yes, this is my first diary session.
Stage 3... I would have left, not going to lie. I couldn't seem to write anything, but my husband encouraged me. So shout-out to him, Trafalgar baby, and our godsent moderator for making me push through this stage. It wasn't easy. 🥲

Q: One time gold liner, one time green liner, do you think you would land in the gold or green line in this stage? Do you think you played safe? Are you confident in your work this stage?

Ans: I'm definitely confident in my work (brings out my abido shaker), but I'm still waiting for the judges' review. I swear I love those women but they make me wanna cry. Rum pum pum pum 😭😂...

Q: Do you think open imagination (stage two) is far easier than the dungeon (stage three)?

Ans: For me, yes. Stage 2 was far better. I think the fact that this stage 3 was to be children's fiction really did a number on me. Would you believe me if I told you I started writing another series of the Queen Primer? Like, you know "I go up. She goes up..." 😂😭😭

Q: Shout out to your favourite persons in the house? Also give a quick word to the “FANGS”

Ans: Favorite persons 😭... This will take a while.

My moderator, first of all. I don't care that you're not a contestant, you're sha in the house 😂.

Then my husband, Trafalgar. You really care about me and it's too sweet 🥹... Also, thanks for the emotional support. I can be a crying mess sometimes 🥲

Shout out to THE PENREAPER (my Gee), THE ASCENDANT (my Gee's wife), MEDUSA (she's a sweet soul), BOWL OF FIRE (bitter and always angry but it's cute, abi am I just playing with fire?), SMERALDO (she has the vibes but I still can't get over her betrayal sha), and CAESAR (my first love who broke up with me because he wanted to do hard guy in public 😭). Also RENE, I know she's gone but if you're reading this, I love you baby😘...

And to my FANGS, a Lioness will never be complete without her fangs. I'm grateful for the support and the faith you have in me. And I want to say: Together, we'll rip our opponents apart.

Q: If you are asked to eliminate Thepenreaper or Trafalgar, who would you eliminate, or would you rather throw the both of them into the dungeon and let there creativity save them. (Trafi baby is looking at you with one eye now, this is the time you prove to him you are his woman and would always choose him first🌚. Your friend reaper is also using one eye to look at you oh, choose wisely)

Ans: Ohhhh my goodness 😭😭😭... In the name of everything holy, y'all are evil 🥲... The person that prepared this question is someone that spies on us, because how can you do me this dirty?

Anyway, I won't choose. They're both creative so I trust them. Although, Penreaper has it out for my man so I'm hoping they'll kiss and make up in the dungeon. Hehehehe 😂🤭

RANDOMS

Q: Noodles or Spagetti?
Ans:Oh well, ice cream...? 😪

Q: Rice or beans?
Ans: Rice.

Q: Iphone or Samsung?
Ans: Iphone.

Q: Is shallipopi overrated?
Ans: Nope. I'm a fan 🤭... Shalli can never go wrong 😗

Q: Wizkid, Davido or Burna boy?
Ans: 30BG all the way, baby 😘

Q: Ogechi by brown Joel and co or Hmm by Davido and co?
Ans:Hmmm 🤭

COMMENTARY:There you have it guys, your favourite contestants have said their minds.

Expect the judges review soon🤭. Something big is coming