5/2/22

I gave the speech today. I don't think I've ever heard such loud clapping for me in my life. We had a bunch of cake and other foods,most thanks to Hangry (that man is an amazing chef,my heart goes out to you my man!!!!)!

If you went back in time and told past me that the E.D.E.N program would be a success,I wouldn't believe you.

Anyways,here's what my speech was.

"When these demons you see here raided the school thay faitful day,everyone treated them like monsters. They didn't ask why they acted like that. They didn't ask who they were. Their pain was ignored. But me? I saw their pain as clear as day. I took them to the Nurse's office and gave them what was probably their first act of kindness in decades. When I was given the seemingly sisyphean task of redeeming them,I took it eagerly. I wanted these guys to become better. And they did. Not because I forced them,but because I encouraged then to make the right choice. They made the decision to be redeemed,not me. When I was going through hard times,they helped me. They always did,because they now knew how to help instead of harm. All of them act radically different from when they first entered my life. But,for Project E.D.E.N. You all are probably wondering what it means. It means Exemplary Demon Extraction Nonprofit. It's only because of people like you donating thousands upon thousands of dollars to help me that I was able to help these guys and get them all the things they needed. I am forever thankful for it. You helped me do herculean task like it was nothing. Thank you all. Oh,and I forgot to mention,of you have a kind heart like me,you too can become an A.R.K! Yes,you! You can redeem demons too pal! You just have to apply,they check your background and personality and stuff,and then you can become an A.R.K and redeem your own group of demons! Now,let's party people!"

My speech will go down in history. I'm in the Guinness book of World Records for being the First A.R.K,and my life is amazing.

Thank you for reading my story.

The end.