4/14/22

They helped me.

A robber broke in today.

As soon as he reached the basement (where I had passed out on the couch) they had NONE OF IT.

Lucky immediately broke the bottle of hard lemonade he was drinking and threatened the man with it. According to the Clown Gremlins and others present,he said:

"Look,buddy. You don't mess with my friends. Ever! INCLUDING THIS YOUNG GIRL YOU'RE TRYING TO DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO! If you pull this bullsh*t again,I'll crush your windpipe so f*cking fast you won't register why you can't f*cking breath,and shove this bottle so far up your a*s that you'll be sh*tin' blood for years! NOW GET THE F*CK OUT OUR HOUSE!"

I'm flattered. Very flattered. The fact he went that far-for a woman he barely even knows-is very astonishing.

And one of the Reaper Nurses accidentally called me Lady Rosie today. I told them just calling me Rosie would do,no need for formalities. I swore the nurse who said that was as Red as a fire truck under that bag of hers. The other Nurses erupted in laughter.

Fixing the stuff the robber broke will cost out the a*s,though. I'm forever thankful to Lucky. According to Lucky,He saw the man about to drag me into the Bathroom in the basement t by my legs,abs was attempting to get my shirt off. I'm gonna have nightmares over what could've happened,but I'm glad Lucky reacted the way he did.

He ended up scaring the robber straight and the robber turned themselves in. That's what you get. They had several charges,some so unspeakable I won't list them,but just know you don't want to know what they did.

Today was eventful. Gonna have to testify in court tomorrow. Wish me luck.