Mirror Sea

Tester B's Lab

???? hours

Current Conditions: N/A

Tester, Observer 0, and Compiler are seen slumped over a machine while various machines smolder in the background. They all make a collective groan as the machine explodes and they catch the vial of Angel Blood they had been trying and failing to examine for a few days in Mirror Sea time.

Observer 0: "This is bullshit." she groaned, her normally composed and robotic demeanor missing at the moment.

Compiler: "You're telling me....why does this thing not want to be examined anyway?" she asked.

Tester B: "No idea, but we got farther this time, we have about 50% of the data we need on this blood." she stated, "We just need to keep going for a little longer."

Observer 0: "Hai...." she trailed off, "So, what seems to have gone wrong with the machine this time?"

Tester B: "Looks like the scanners got overloaded again." she replied.

Compiler: "Again....?" she pouted, "This is the third time in the last few days...."

Tester B: "I know..." she sighed, "But we have to strengthen the scanners again.....tell me we at least have something on uses for this blood...."

Observer 0: "Hm.....it seems to have a healing element and a shielding ability." she said, "It seems non venomous and lacks any offensive uses."

Compiler: "So we just have a glorified golden paint? Great...." she said.

Tester B: "Its defensive properties may give our pilots an edge, but we must keep researching to know for sure." she said.

The impatient Compiler groaned petulantly as they went back to deciphering the secrets to Emily's blood.

Compiler: "Ugh, stupid angel blood being so ridiculously difficult." she pouted, "Why is it like this?"

Tester B: "We'll never know if we don't complete these tests so let's get back to it." she said, "Redoing machine to counter the latest countermeasures this blood has taken to prevent us from studying it."

Observer 0: "Shall I also strengthen for any other possible countermeasures?" she asked.

Tester B: "Please do." she replied, "Let's hope we don't finish Day 4 of this at 50%."

Compiler: "I swear to God this blood isn't gonna be worth it." she groaned.

Tester B: "Trust me Compiler." she said, "It will be."

The 300th unit designed to try and study Emily's blood slowly floated out of the floor and came level with the trio of Siren Scientists allowing them to continue the tests and hope they have something to show for their efforts.

Heaven

???? hours

Current Conditions: Absolutely Fucking Perfect!~

As this was happening, Adam and Lute were standing at the gateway which led downwards to the Infinite Earths and Hell below. They had no idea about any Mirror Sea and none of them even thought that the Siren were a transdimensional threat, they just thought that the Siren were another Earthly coincidence. Standing with them were a bunch of Exterminators who were also standing at the ready to go down and fuck some shit up.

Adam: "Alight ladies." he said, "Here's the scoop, you all remember sweet, innocent little Emily, don't you?"

Exterminators: "Boo!/Fuck her!/She fucking sucks!/She was actually kinda nice./WHERE'S HER HEAD?!" they all yelled.

Adam: "Well, as you know, I've sent her down to Earth 8447 to be dealt with." he said, "Unfortunately, she is alive, thus instead of going down to Hell for the Extermination this year, we're heading to Earth 8447 to deal with our little nuisance."

Lute: "RIP HER CUNT MOUTH OUT OF HER ASS!!" she suddenly yelled.

Adam: "Would you just-ju- chill Lute, fuck." he said, "Anyway, whoever brings me that little Bitch's head gets.....I dunno, a Million Heaven Bucks, how's that sound?"

The Exterminators all cheer, that was an absurd amount of money so they were happy with the reward.

Adam: "Alright then my Angels of Death," he said, strumming his guitar-ax hybrid, "ATTACK!!!!"

With that order the Exterminators took to the air and dove down towards Earth 8447.

Earth 8447

Airbase 1701

0800 hours-0830 hours

Current Conditions: Clear

4 days prior to present events

Andy and Prez were called into a meeting with Bismarck, Vittorio Veneto, Sovetsky Soyuz, Observer A, and Purifier over a massive tactical hologram.

Observer A: "Thank you for coming on such short notice." she said.

Andy: "You said there's something we need to talk about?" he asked.

Observer A: "Yes, we'll be frank...the war is going horribly." she replied.

Vittorio Veneto: "That is the understatement of the century." she said.

Purifier: "Yeah, we're basically fucked every way you look at it." she said, "We're absolutely fucking screwed."

Prez: "Well, that's one way to start a meeting." she said, now heavily demoralized.

Bismarck: "Our forces have been beaten and bruised but now, all Ironblood vessels are able to mobilize and our Air Force has been whipped into shape." she said.

Purifier: "All we need now is a way to get troop morale high and the victories even higher." she said.

Sovetsky Soyuz: "Your wingman, Alex, has stated multiple times that you and your WSO have very tactical minds, we're hoping you can show us the way to victory." she said.

Andy: "That's a heavy ask..." he trailed off.

Observer A: "We know, but Azur Lane already know Siren Tactics so we need a human to take the lead with something unconventional." she said.

Bismarck: "So, what is your read Kommandant?" she asked.

Andy was silent, usually this job was Trigger's, Wiseman's, or sometimes even Count's but this was new t him. He analyzed the board and tried to think outside the box, where could he move his forces so that the enemy would be in another spot and open to attack.

Prez: "Well, why don't we teleport down to Toulon?" she asked, "Take em out with a sneak attack?"

Observer A: "Tried that, unfortunately the Eagle Union built jamming devices for our portals." she said, "They were extremely effective and are now used to keep us away from their 'Queen Bees' as we have dubbed them."

Sovetsky Soyuz: "Which is why we have been attempting a land campaign." she added, "We've been trying to take Paris and slowly make out way down the continent to hit Toulon while a Sardegnian Fleet joins in and hits them from the water."

Andy: "Hm.....how active are Eagle Union and Royal Navy patrols nowadays?" he asked.

Bismarck: "They are sometimes only a pair of Destroyers monitoring Greenland." she replied, "Our U-Boats can go all the way out to New York sometimes."

Andy: "Ok.....what are the odds we can sneak past them, make a dash for the North Atlantic?" he asked.

Observer A: "90%, we can break out into the North Atlantic and deal with shipping lanes for a few days." she replied.

Andy: "No, ignore the shipping lanes, we're not going raiding." he said.

Prez: "What are you thinking in that twisted little head of yours Bullet?" she asked.

Andy: "A way to bag Toulon and Paris both at the same time." he replied.

Air above Sardegna Empire

0400 hours-1000 hours

Current Conditions: Clear

A massive wing of Fighters, Fighter Bombers, Bombers, and Transports all made their way South through Sardegna Empire Territory. They were heading down there because of the upcoming operation to try and retake the Iris Orthodoxy. It had been about 6 days since Emily's discovery and the first skirmish with Crimson 1 so Strider 5's F/A-18 was back in fighting shape. The Airwing consisted of about 50 F-4 Phantoms belonging to Schwalbe Squadron, 45 F-104 Starfighters belonging to Starfighter Squadron, 20 DC-3's, 35 HE-111's, 2 C-130's, 2 E/A-18's, and 4 B-52's the latter trio having been stolen from their American Bases in other timelines.

Alex: "Strider 5, can you please tell us all what the heck the plan is now?" he asked, "We've all been in the dark for hours."

Schwalbe 1: "Yeah, I love my jet but it's cramped as shit in here!" she added.

Starfighter 5: "Please tell me there's a stop over somewhere..." he trailed off.

Starfighter 3: "No one even gave us a warning of what was gonna happen, we were just summoned at like 0200 hours and told to get into the air." he complained.

Andy: "Alright, alright; settle down guys, alright. This is Operation: Southern Storm." he said, "The plan is simple, a decoy force from the Army alongside Scholle and Horton Squadron will stay back at Airbase 1701 and begin prodding Iris Orthodoxy's defenses, at the same time fleets lead by Scharnhorst and Gneisenau will pound the Iris Orthodoxy's coastline."

Alex: "Ok, but what the hell are we doing all the way in Sardegna?" he asked.

Andy: "That's the fun part. As I said, they're the decoy force. The main force led by Bismarck, Tirpitz, New Jersey, and Musashi are heading South the long way and sneaking through Gibraltar as we speak." he explained.

Prez: "We will rendezvous with them and attack Toulon which is where they're holding Richelieu, we set fire to the place, Iris Orthodoxy's ships are free." she finished.

Schwalbe 4: "South side of Iris Orthodoxy's where all the Kansen are, it's a fortress." he said, "That's why we call it the Bastille."

Andy: "Well, unlike back then, the human forces are all heading North to defend the Capital we're free to reek havoc without worrying about any pesky Aces and once the Kansen up North regain their minds they won't have a choice but to surrender." he said.

Starfighter 1: "That's good and all but what guarantees that we even get there in one piece?" he asked.

The crash of thunder is what answered them.

Prez: "There's a storm wrecking through the area from the Mediterranean." she explained, "We fight through that, and while the eye is over the target, we go in for the kill."

Alex: "Ok....one question, why are the transports with us?" he asked.

Andy: "We need troops to make sure we took out the right place and that Richelieu is free." he replied, "Though, the defectors from Iris Orthodoxy also insisted we bring Emily along as a symbol or something."

Prez: "Iris Orthodoxy is a very Christian place so I can see why they wanted to bring an angel." she shrugged.

Aboard the transports, Emily is seen. She was awake, a little shell shocked but she would be fine.

???: "Are you alright kid?" she asked, "You look a little skittish over there."

Emily: "Oh, yeah, I'm fine." she replied, looking over at the person she was speaking to, "Just a little skittish is all."

The woman she was talking to looked like a Goth Teenager, she had a white sclera with red irises, her navel is exposed, she is of average height compared to most humans and on the slimmer side, she's wearing a black choker around her neck; a tattered gray, off-the-shoulder crop-top, held up at the neckline by a series of crisscross spaghetti-straps that form an inverted pentagram. She also wears a set of black shorts that are tattered at the hems, with a white crescent moon detail on the right side. She also has two earrings on each ear and her head is shaved on the right side.

???: "Don't be kid, we're gonna be fine." she said.

Emily: "Sorry, I haven't caught your name." she said.

Loona: "Name's Loona with 2 O's." she said, "You must be that Emily kid."

Emily: "Yeah, that's me, nice to meet you Loona....though, I haven't seen you around base." she said.

Loona: "Yeah, I'm new here, but I can't shy away from a fight like this." she grinned.

Emily: "I see.....well, I don't like to fight all that much...." she trailed off.

Loona: "That's alright. All you need to do is fly around and glow brightly." she grinned, poking a thumb at herself, "Just stick by me and you'll be fine."

Emily smiled warmly at that.

Emily: "Ok." she said, "I'll be counting on you."

As Emily relaxed a bit, she looked out the window at the still very dark sky, spotting the very stormy weather they were about to fly into.

Emily: "Why are they leading us into a storm?" she asked, spotting the Fighters beginning to turn towards the storm and the formation sluggishly turning and following them.

Loona: "I dunno." she replied, "My guess, we're giving the enemy a nasty surprise while they're hunkered down and waiting out the storm."

Back with the fighters, Andy was leading the formation as they turned to start heading into the storm. The transports and Starfighter Squadron fall back a little, being the most vulnerable targets. The bombers form up ahead of the fighters and fighter bombers and lead the formation into the storm with the pair of E/A-18's joining them to confirm Richelieu's position.

Prez: "Hey, Bullet." she said, the radios off, "You sure we can get these bastards off guard?"

Andy: "I'm sure. I played every single possible trick in the book, I've placed dummy ships in the harbor, placed our dummy aircraft at Airbase 1701, made sure Scholle and Horton are fighting like Hell up North, I even threw out so many fake radio broadcasts that I don't think even some of our Kansen know what the fuck is going one. Hell, I even scheduled it with this storm in mind!" he said, getting ready to fight through the storm, "If they're not off guard then I have no idea what's gonna win us this war."

Prez: "Right...." she trailed off, "I'm just....a little worried about you."

Andy: "Why's that?" he asked.

Prez: "It's just.....I've noticed you haven't been sleeping, you've gone over every detail in either your head or on the holographic table every night until like 2 in the morning and....." she trailed off.

Andy knew where this was probably going and put a reassuring hand on Prez's hand, which was on Andy's ejection seat, holding her weight so she could look down at Andy.

Andy: "I'm fine Prez." he said, reassuringly, "I can still fly like an asshole and I can still make split second decisions that make you question all your life choices that lead up to you in that seat."

Prez: "Oh fuck you." she chuckled, playfully.

Andy chuckles as well as rain begins hitting the bubble cockpit.

Andy: "Alright, here we go." he said, flipping on the radio, "All jets, stay tight, storm's gonna cover our asses but it ain't gonna like us."

Schwalbe 3: "Copy that Strider 5." she nodded.

Starfighter 1: "Jawhol Strider 5." he nodded.

Alex: "Bombers, get your asses ready, Fighter Bombers get ready for divebombing." he ordered.

Rain began to pour down on the planes as they pierced through the clouds and began getting buffeted by the heavy winds and all the clouds, lightning crashing all around them and thunder shaking their jets shortly after the bolts of light.

At Toulon Naval Base, the eye of the storm was still approaching and thus they were busy making sure everything that shouldn't be wet stayed dry and that everything not tied down didn't fly away. Toulon Naval Base was built around a massive church where the Kansen, when they weren't mind broken, attended mass with the rest of the Iris Orthodoxy's Staff. Nowadays, he church was the site where FN Richelieu was being held to make sure the rest of the Iris Kansen did as Azur Lane's President desired. Currently, there was a singular high ranking officer assigned to the base while the rest of them were busy fighting off the relentless offensive in the North....of course they left the most corrupt son of a bitch in charge of the most important place in the South of Iris Orthodoxy.

Iris Orthodoxy Soldier 2: "Sir, the 50 million dollars that the public have donated to us has arrived," he reported, "what shall I do with it?"

Iris Orthodoxy Commander: "Just put it in my private warehouse." he replied.

Iris Orthodoxy Soldier 2: "But sir, they gave us that money to begin work on restoring the church." he pointed out.

Iris Orthodoxy Commander: "Do I look like I care about that?" he asked, "Put the money in my Goddamn warehouse and leave it there."

Iris Orthodoxy Soldier 2: "Yes sir." he sighed.

Iris Orthodoxy Soldier 5: "Um...sir, the planes are out of fuel and all the fuel tanks are empty." he said, peeking into the Commander's office.

Iris Orthodoxy Commander: "Good, you noticed." he said, taking out a pistol and shooting the soldier, "Next one to say a fucking word about any of the shit not working gets to join that son of a bitch in Hell."

The soldiers immediately shut up and went back to work making sure that the base didn't fall into further disrepair due to the storm.

Iris Orthodoxy Soldier 1: "Sir, we have unknown blips on our RADAR screens." he reported.

Iris Orthodoxy Commander: "Ignore em." he said, casually.

Iris Orthodoxy Soldier 1: "But sir, they could be enemy aircraft." he stated.

Iris Orthodoxy Commander: "Oh please, you probably just picked up some clouds from the incoming storm." he said, "Besides, who would fight us in this weather?"

Iris Orthodoxy Soldier 1: "I suppose..." he trailed off, "May I at least scramble the Kansen and make them patrol the area?"

Iris Orthodoxy Commander: "Ugh, fine, line them up, make em show broadside so whatever fuckers arrive have to deal with all their guns." he ordered.

Iris Orthodoxy Soldier 3: "Don't our battleships all have forward facing guns?" he asked.

Iris Orthodoxy Commander: "You questioning my authority you little bitch?" he asked.

Iris Orthodoxy Soldier 3: "Wha-what? No!" he said.

Iris Orthodoxy Commander: "Then do as I tell you." he barked.

The Iris Orthodoxy ships at Toulon were a very weak but modern force which included the Battleships Champagne and Jean Bart,; the Heavy Cruisers Brest, Saint Louis, and Brennus; the Light Cruiser Jeanne d'Arc; and the Destroyers Le Terrible, Le Triomphant, and Le Temeraire. They sortied out in the rough conditions and formed a line of battle waiting for an enemy fleet's arrival....right above them, one of the escorts from Schwalbe Squadron spotted the line of warships forming in the growing storm as the bombers made their way to the target.

Schwalbe 3: "Schwalbe 3 to allied ships, be advised, you have a line of battle forming ahead of you, repeat the Iris Orthodoxy has scrambled its fleet at Toulon." he reported.

Andy: "How the hell do they know we're here?" he asked.

Z23: "That was Musashi, Kommmandant." she replied.

Musashi: "Terribly sorry dear, I'm a little too big to hide even in a storm such as this one." she added.

Andy: "It's fine Musashi, this was kind of expected." he sighed, "Ok, we can still work with this, all of you load HE, I'll lead the fighter bombers to help set those girls free, but you girls will get to them first, when you do, pull a Trafalgar."

New Jersey: "A Trafalgar?" she questioned.

Z23: "I remember being taught this by Langley and Koln." she said, "Kommandant, are you sure?"

Andy: "Positive. Go bow in, break their lines, whoop their asses." he ordered.

Guam: "Copy that Commander!~" she said.

Cleveland: "This is gonna be fun." she grinned.

The allied shipgirls formed 6 battle lines and charged at the Iris Orthodoxy's defenses. The Orthodoxy Warships noticed their adversaries and opened fire, none scored hits as the Free Shipgirls continued their charge, firing back with their own weapons trying to start fires or disable their comrades until the Fighters and Fighter Bombers could show up with their payloads of Napalm.

Bismarck: "Show no fear girls." she said, "Keep your courses steady..."

The 6 battle lines sped up, aiming for gaps in the Iris lines or aiming to ram the ships if no gaps could be found, their turrets already splitting fire to shoot at 2 enemies. The Iris Orthodoxy Ships had no idea what was happening, their lack of free thinking being their downfall as the Allied Ships broke through their lines and opened fire, various high caliber High Explosive rounds crashing into the Enemy Ships and setting a few fires, many aimed for the Kansen who were visibly in their ships' bridges, in the first pass Jean Bart, Jeanne d'Arc, Brest, Saint Louis, and Le Terrible were able to break free and retreat to the relative safety offered by Shinano and Graf Zeppelin who hid in the Eye Wall.

Shinano: "Are you all ok?" she asked.

Jean Bart: "I feel dirty..." she replied, "But I should be alright."

Brest: "It seems fate has finally brought a worthy challenger to the fight against the tyrant of the Eagle Union." she smiled, "Where is he?"

Graf Zeppelin: "Somewhere in the air, leading other planes in to help free everyone else." she replied.

Jeanne d'Arc: "These fools made a terrible mistake messing with the country of God." she said, "I don't mean to use the Lord's name in vain but I do foresee him smiting the people who did this to our great nation down with a wave of Angels."

Cleveland: "Well, we have one Angel, that'll be enough to scare the shit out of em." she grinned.

Le Terrible: "You have an Angel?" she asked, perking up.

Ayanami: "Yeah, she's no fighter but she's good for shock and awe work." she replied.

Back in the air, the B-52's and HE-111's radioed the fighters behind them.

Stork 1-1: "This is Stork 1-1 Actual, we're approaching the target area and beginning our bombing runs." he reported.

Pedro 1-3: "Pedro 1-3 to Stork 1-1, we've got positive visual on the Church." she reported.

Alex: "Enchanters, can you get us a lock on FN Richelieu's position?" he asked.

Enchanter 1-2: "Enchanter 1-2 here, I'm picking her Wisdom Cube signature, she's in the church." he reported.

Andy: "Copy Enchanter 1-2, begin jamming all communications in and out of Toulon, all bombers, begin your runs, Fighter Bombers get ready to engage the Iris Orthodoxy Ships still under influence of mind wipe." he ordered, "I'll lead you in."

The Fighters and Fighter Bombers engaged afterburners and dove down to wave top height to deal with the Orthodoxy ships while the bombers rained bombs down at the various installations down below. The men and women of Toulon Naval Base were already in the process of panicking, a massive fleet of Capital ships including the 3 Strongest Classes of Battleship ever deduced had already dealt with their defensive line of kansen and now bombs were raining down on them.

Iris Orthodoxy Commander: "Stay at your positions! Scramble the fighters! Get those bombers out of the sky!" he yelled.

Iris Orthodoxy Pilot 1: "Sir! None of our aircraft are fully fueled!" she yelled.

Iris Orthodoxy Commander: "Where are the ground crews then?" he asked.

Iris Orthodoxy Soldier 5: "They're saying that the fuel tanks are all empty!" he shouted.

Iris Orthodoxy Commander: "What do you mean they're all empty?" he demanded.

Iris Orthodoxy Soldier 3: "They're all empty." she replied, "There's nothing in them but a little air and some of them are full of Water."

Iris Orthodoxy Commander: "Well, use what fuel you have and launch what planes have something in the tank, just go!" he ordered.

The pilots ran off to fire up what aircraft still have fuel while the ground staff arm these aircraft not knowing that there was another issue.

On the approach, the Fighters and Fighter Bombers raced in low and fast towards the Iris Orthodoxy Kansen still protecting the port of Toulon, they dropped their payload of Napalm Bombs and set various fires on the various ships, these fires burnt off the control chips and the Kansen they hit showed their freedom, summoning their riggings and retreating to Shinano and Graf Zeppelin who were still hiding in the storm.

Andy: "Alright, focus all efforts on the Naval Base, set as many fires as you can and soften up any Ground Forces near the Cathedral." he ordered.

Prez: "Bullet, we have company, there's an airfield to our 10, looks like a small squadron of Mirage 2000's." she reported.

Alex: "I have visual on them." he said.

Starfighter 3: "Will they be a problem?" he asked.

Schwalbe 2: "Yes, they can out turn and out climb us." she replied.

Prez: "Enchanters, any other bandits?" she asked.

Enchanter 2-2: "Negative 5-2, picture's clean." she reported.

Andy: "Then we deal with them before they can take off and become a problem, Starfighters, break off from the transports, Strider 6, on me, we have to deal with these thugs before they gain altitude, Schwalbe Squadron, focus on the ground forces and the AA guns." he ordered.

Alex: "Copy 5." he nodded.

Starfighter 1: "Copy Strider 5." he nodded.

Schwalbe 1: "Copy Strider 5." she nodded.

Wolf 1-1: "Hurry up you guys, we'll be over the target soon." he said.

The Fighters broke off and began charging towards the air base, their weapons primed and ready. As they roared over the airfield Andy and Alex got their first kills, using their guns to destroy a pair of Mirage 2000's with ease.

Prez: "Splash 1." she grinned, taking a photo for evidence, "Why aren't they using all those planes off to the side?"

Andy: "I dunno, maybe they're panicking or the pilots are off base or something." he shrugged.

Prez: "You don't think the corruption here is worse than China's, do you?" she asked.

Andy: "I have a feeling they just left the most corrupt bastard here while every other competent person was sent North." he replied.

Prez: "Sounds about right." she said, "Shame, I was looking forward to a fight."

Andy: "Yeah, same here Prez." he said.

The Starfighters made another run on the airfield, but failed to take out the second pair of Mirage 2000's.

Starfighter 3: "Shit! 2 Bandits are off the ground, I repeat, we have enemies in the air!" he yelled.

As the Mirage 2000's roared into the air, they immediately got on the tail of one of the F-4's and got a lock....but when it fired a missile the missile just dropped out of the sky and fell to the ground.

Iris Orthodoxy Pilot 4: "Sir! The missiles don't have fuel!" he reported,

Iris Orthodoxy Commander: "What the fuck do you mean they don't have fuel?!" he demanded.

Iris Orthodoxy Pilot 4: "I just launched a missile and it didn't even fire its engines up or anything." he replied.

Iris Orthodoxy Commander: "This doesn't make any sense..." he trailed off.

Iris Orthodoxy Soldier 10: "Sir, don't you remember?" she asked.

Iris Orthodoxy Commander: "Remember what?" he demanded.

Iris Orthodoxy Soldier 10: "You told us to take out the fuel so we could cook some meat last night." she replied, "We wanted to stop but you insisted we keep going so we kept draining fuel until the only planes we still had fueled were the 4 that just left...and even then we still had to take most of the missiles apart for their fuel."

Iris Orthodoxy Commander: "Oh....right...." he groaned, remembering that now.

The Mirage 2000's were easily dealt with, allowing the various transport aircraft to roar over the target and open their bay doors.

Emily: "W-wait." she stuttered, "We have to jump?"

Ironblood Soldier 6: "Yes." he nodded, "It is faster than landing our plane and while we land and reek havoc our brethren in the landing craft are free to get onto dry land and begin causing a ruckus."

Emily: "That's a really big drop..." she said, scared out of her mind.

Loona: "Don't chicken out on us now kid." she said, walking up to her now wearing a parachute, "You're the one with wings."

Emily: "R-right." she said.

A light on the C-130's air frame turned from red to green as they flew over land.

Defected Iris Orthodoxy Soldier 1: "Alright, here we go!" he yelled, "Let's go go go!"

The various soldiers began jumping out of the C-130 and dove down through the hail of flak and roaring allied fighters, Emily and Loona were among the last to leave.

Loona: "Ok Emmy, on 3 we jump together." she said.

Emily: "O-ok." she nodded.

Loona: "1......2......3!" she shouted, grabbing Emily and jumping out of the plane.

As this was all happening the portal from Heaven finally opened just above the battlefield, allowing the various Exterminators to fly out and into the fray. As they exit the portal they look around confused at the hectic surroundings trying to figure out where the Hell Emily was in the fray of all this.

Lute: "Where the hell is she?" she demanded, looking around the battlefield.

Adam: "I have no fucking clue!" he yelled, "Just shoot at literally everything."

Lute: "Sir, those are humans down there." she pointed out, "We're not supposed to make contact with the humans. It's the second law that we all abide by."

Adam: "Laws Shmaws." he said, "I don't care, all Exterminators, KICK SOME ASS!!!"

And so the hundreds of Exterminators descended down on the various human warplanes and warships and chaos ensued.

A/N:

Andy: Yes, I'm leaving on a cliffhanger, last time I tried to do a massive battle all in one chapter it took me nearly 3 weeks and my schedule is actually piecing itself back together now, so I decided fuck it! 

Prez: Well, this is gonna be fun.....I heavily doubt Adam's walking out of all this alive though. 

Andy: Nah, I have plans for him. And yes, that was Loona from Helluva Boss, dieHero fielded the idea of introducing her so I just made it canon. Speaking of dieHero, join in man, fill in the blanks, show where Loona came from, show what you were doing while I met Emily, etc. Anyway, gotta go, see you guys by Friday....I hope.