A specific blonde teen was flailing his arms, whimpering. His violet eyes held worry for the petite small big kawaii like eyes pre-teen.

"Haruhi, daddy does not allow you to say those bad words!"

The big eyed pre-teen; Haruhi, looks at the blonde tediously.

"Tamaki-senpai, you've got to stop with the whole 'daughter and father' act. That's the reason why everyone eventually finds out I'm a girl." Haruhi whispers the last part.

The blonde; Tamaki, pouts and crosses his arms covered by his lavender Ouran uniform.

"Mommy, our daughter's scolding me, again.."

A deadly silent megane with his coal black hair slicked into place clutches his black notebook tightly and turns to Tamaki with seriousness.

"Tamaki, there are guests around." he pauses to direct his attention to the ladies in puffed up yellow like dress with hearts pulsing from their eyes. "Instead of Haruhi to keep silent, you should."

Tamaki now slumped into his corner of shame and hopelessness. His hands were covering his face and his skin was pale as snow.

"Both of my dearest has reprimanded me..." he sighs, tears brimming dramatically.

"Tamaki-senpai~~ Don't cry~~" a crowd of fan girls cowered for him, holding each other.

"Kyoya-senpai, are you going to let the girls to stampede on him like that again?" two boys with the identical looks and ash brown hair asked with curiosity.

The megane pushed up his glasses and smirked. "Well, Hikaru, Karou, that's how he learns his lesson."

The twins cross their arms.

"The lord never learns his lesson.."

Kyoya snaps his black notebook shut and turns his back onto the twins.

"Yes, that's why it's entertaining to watch."

Chuckling, Kyoya walks away to who knows where.

The twins meanwhile and Haruhi both shiver nervously.

"He's definitely a sadist." they chorus.