Me: *sees score for people who made varsity choir*

Friend: *walks towards me*

Me: OMG CONGRATS

Friend: Thanks! Did you make it?

Me: NO

Friend: Awwww-

Me: That's because I didn't try out; I wanted to be a band-aide

Friend: OOOOOOOOH

All of my friends, including fandompolicy_ and SolangeloNaluPotter, MADE VARSITY CHOIR

I DIDNT TRY OUT, I WANTED TO BE A BAND-AIDE INSTEAD

SAY CONGRATS TO THEM