Today at my school we had a pep rally in the gym.

For volleyball, we had to wear jeans

And I didn't know and totally forgot.

I told my friends that I borrowed it from someone else

Here's the truth:

I found a random one and wore it until the pep rally ended

It surprisingly fits...

...when you have a freaking large ass and large calves

Anyways in the pep rally

I was in the band playing some Hebron shorties, Irresistible, and Uma Thurman.

In one of the Hebron shorties—Go Big Blue—there are five variations and they all have choreography.

I was freaking dancing like no body's business.

It felt amazing

Even though Mr. Chilton said to the sixth grade clarinets if they saw me dancing.

I don't give a crap

YEAH

THE HEBRON DRUMLINE WAS AMAZINGGG