RealestTrashcan cause I want her to see my Ninjago rant since I am deep into it again

1. 98 DAYS UNTIL NINJAGO MOVIEEEEEEE

2. Kai had freckles when he was a child. FRECKLES

FRECKLES I TELL YOU

3. Cole is seriously hot

4. Kai is flaming and smoking hot

5. Cole is still my fav and hotter than Kai

6. Idk who's better I love both Kai and Cole

7. Ronin is gay for Darreth don't lie to me

8. I LOVE SCRUFFSHIPPING (Dareth x Ronin) AND IF YOU DISAGREE HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN EPISODE 68?????

9. I am desperately waiting for season 8 in December

10. I TRULY BELIEVE COLE WILL HAVE A SEASON FOR HIM I DO BELIEVE

11. WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS TO COLE'S MOM??!?!!1?1!!1?1!?11?!?? LIKE FUCK YEA!?!!?1!!?

12. I relate to Acronix in technology every way.

13. "The treadmill was invented in 1818."

14. SEASON SEVEN GOT ME SIBLING FEELS

15. Okay, it was cringy when Nya and Kai called each other brother and sister when fighting Krux and Acronix

16. I like how Acronix was like, "He was born three minutes earlier." whenever Kai said that Krux looked older due to his gray hair.

17. Krux and Acronix are impossible to hate tbh

18. Still loving the fact that the ninja figure out the stuff on their own instead of the villains explaining the whole plan to them.

19. I love how clueless Kai was when he shut the secret door when Acronix was about to come out of to attack Kai. Dr. Saunders was so scared like his reaction tho

20. When Sensei Wu finished explaining his past with Krux and Acronix and and let everyone burst him with questions, Jay just out of the sudden asks, "Who ate my pudding cup!?" And everyone stared at him it was hilarious

21. The relationship growth between Jay and Nya, platonically. Jay, at like the season 1, was so shy and a bit insecure. Now, he's grown into her and CAN TALK TO HER MORE CASUALLY LIKE HE GREW UP FOR THE LAST FEW SEASONS IM SO PROUD

22. When Kai just entered in right before Jay and Nya were about to kiss, he was like, "OH SORRY SORRY DIDNT SEE THAT" and hides his eyes with his hands. He turned around and walked towards a wall 😂

23. From season five, I declare Morro has salt in his hair because he is fucking salty

24. Realized that Morro had his green streak when he met Sensei Wu

25. Honestly, Skybound had stricken me with Jaya feels like boi

26. WHO THE FUCK IS SAMURAI X

27. Family reunions don't always have to start off with hugs. Ask Kai :)

28. I love Commander Machia she's badass and doesn't give a shit of the two male commanders

29. Wu stop falling asleep when you're about to answer Lloyd god dammit

30. Honestly, in Wu's nightmare where Wu turns around to see Misako turning into dust is fucking creepy.

31. "Master Lloyd" to "Temporary Master Lloyd" to "Temporary Master Lloyd in training" is amazing

32. Um, we get to find out what Jay's mom looks like??

33. I slightly didn't like that Cole in HoT season had only two things to do: punching and eating

34. Take a look at the video

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And check the title pls.

35. NEED ANOTHER TRAILER FOR THE NINJAGO MOVIE

36. Why does Movie Cole look Uber rad

37. Why is Movie Kai's scar on THE OTHER SIDE OF HIS FACE

38. Movie Zane's smile relates to me in some level

39. Movie Ninjas go to high school???????? BOI I WANT TO SEE THAT

40. Movie Jay with freckles is the cutest thing ever

41. Movie Nya looks hotter tbh👌

42. Movie Lloyd is voiced by a guy...

43. (THE VOICE ACTOR OF LLOYD IN THE SHOW WHO IS A GIRL ISNT GONNA VOICE LLOYD ANYMORE WHFCEIJDNESJJSISJJDNE IM GONNA CRY BZJSJKAJDN)

44. Movie Garmadon is Garma-DONE WITH YOUR SHIT

45. "Le-Lloyd?" and "No. L-L-O-Y-D. I named you." are just amazing. Garmadon, you can't even pronounce your son's name right.

46. WAIT SO MISAKO IS REPLACED BY A NEW CHARACTER NAMED KOKO AND SHE IS STILL LLOYD'S MOTHER YET SENSEI WU'S SISTER???!!?!1!?1!—wait Koko is just the nickname for MISAKO!?!1!1?1 okay we can all calm

47. Wait, it's a spin-off of The Lego Movie

48. I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO RELEASED IN SEPTEMBER 23, 2016 BUT IT GOT HELD BACK LIKE W H Y BUT IM EXCITED

49. Wait, I've heard of Zach Woods—wait wasn't he in The Office? WAIT HE IS VOICING ZANE WTF

50. This video gives me life. Sensei Wu vs. Chicken

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(WAIT THE LEGO MOVIE SEQUEL TAKES PLACE FOUR YEARS AFTER THE LEGO MOVIE WHAT THE FUCK)

51. Thank god the Hageman brothers are writing the Ninjago movie y'all better not mess up

52. Wait...

EX-WIFE?!???!!11!?!!??!!

53. If you can look closely near the end of the trailer where Nya says to Lloyd for a bit, there's as arcade machine behind Jay.

Apparently, Cole likes to call himself King Cole and he's first place with the highest score

54. I swear Movie Nya and Kai look like they can kill someone together judging their looks

55. Movie Lloyd confirmed to be emo

56. Friendly reminder to all non-Ninjago fans that Lloyd is confirmed a minor by the Hageman brothers and has still not yet passed puberty mentally—he didn't even pass puberty naturally (physically)

57. Y'all, I just realized that if you use a dark skin tone on Movie Cole, he looks like Hercules Mulligan and I sC rEE cH Ed

58. So basically, Movie Lloyd hates his dad whereas Show Lloyd loves his dad

Let's hope Movie Lloyd will do the same too

58. WOAH THE MOVIE NINJA ARE AROUND 15-16 YEARS OLD YEESH THEY ARE FRESHMEN OR SOPHOMORE

59. Apparently, Movie Garmadon has a ten-pack. If a villain with four arms can pull off a ten pack, then watch me fail y'all

60. I don't care of how different the movie is to the show I love all my ninjas equally. I can't wait for it!

61. ZANE IS USING A BOW

62. COLE USING A SLEDGE HAMMER I LOVE IT

63. Pray that Movie Nya isn't a romantic love interest to Movie Lloyd

64. Basically what happened to Garmadon when Overlord took over him

65. Realized that Movie Lloyd is an actual teenager and not...um...

66. Why does Movie Lloyd look much older than Show Lloyd like

67. Cole still has bushy eyebrows thank god

68. I can't believe Digital Trends like

DADDY ISSUES

69. *pounds fist on table* WHEN IS THE NEXT TRAILER COMING OUT

70. SO HYPED FOR NINJAGO MOVIE

Now, cause I'm happy and I just woke up at 5:30 to finish writing this out, here are a few favorite/cool quotes from the new season:

Cole: "Oh. Well, there you go. Zane was kidnapped by some mysterious blurry thing!"

Jay: "Oh. So all we need to do is round up all the blurs in Ninjago!"

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Dr. Saunders: "Perhaps costume from Ninjago Con?"

(NINJAGO HAS A COMIC CON OMFG)

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Cole: "Say hello to our newest members. Leftie, and Rightie!"

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Cole: "How many times do I have to say I'm sorry for accidentally unleashing the ghostly forces of evil that attacked Ninjago?"

Jay: "How high can you count?"

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Jay: "How 'bout now?"

Zane: "Nooo."

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Cole: "Who's that guy?"

Jay: "I dunno! Let's find out." [Jumps off ship.]

(I swear Jay got super hardcore from Skybound)

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Zane: "I suggest randomly assigning each of ourselves a digit, then manually engaging a cube with graphical representations of each number to make a random unbiased selection." [Pause] "Roll dice."

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Nya: "Yeahhhh . . . Or we could just see who gets there first."

Others: "Race ya!"

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Jay: "You totally disintegrated him!"

Cole: "I-it was an accident!"

(Aw, Cole thought he killed the enemy)

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Wu: "Fight with your back to the sun. Eight cups of water a day is a myth."

(Wise words from Sensei Wu)

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Have a good day everyone

Here are some ninja meme pics because I love them

True tho

GARMADAD IS THE BEST

Okay that is just creepy and cool tbh

S H I P

Oh no if this happened—

All ninjas are beautiful

Tru tho

Kai I swear to god

Best thing I've seen this morning

What even Nya chill

But that is all everyone good night or morning or day