Person: Canada's not real!

Me: *grumbles* You too, b*tch.

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Me: Who ya talking to?

Friend: My friend, Dave, but I like to call him Davie!

Me: *tears up uncontrollably*

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Teacher: We're going to talk a little bit of World War I and World War II!

Me: *mentally* Oh, f*ck.

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Me: *reads really good fanfic*

Me: *reads dialogue of Sweden talking without vowels and putting in apostrophes*

Me: *flips a tiny paper table*

Me: SWEDEN DOESNT TALK LIKE THAT

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Me: *reads really good fanfic*

Me: *reads part where Canada stuttering softly*

Me: *flips a tiny paper table*

Me: CANADA ISNT SUPER LONELY HE IS STILL NOTICED GOD AND HE DOESNT TALK LIKE THAT HE JUST TALKS SOFTLY NOT STUTTERING EVERY SECOND

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Me: *is on Pintrest*

Me: *sees Italy and Romano*

Me: *sees caption as Italy brothers*

Me: *wants to kill person*

Me:

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Yes all of this happened.