Person: *sings song in different key*

Me: STFU YOUR SINGING THAT SONG IN THE FCKIN WRONG KEY

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Choir: *sings song out of pitch*

Director: *has no fcking clue*

Me: *resists the urge to screech and tell everyone they are in the wrong pitch*

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Person: Does anyone knows what note is this? *plays Db on piano*

Person 2: Um.. Oh, it's G!

Me: Bitch, please. It's Db; you're not even close.

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Remember kids, try to remember the key of any song before singing when I'm nearby.

I will probably give you an hour lesson of keys and pitch and that crap.

Now imagine me when a Hetalia country is singing in the wrong key