I HAVE SURVIVED

I HAVE SURVIVED MYSELF FROM MY O KNOWING I HAVE MY PHONE

YES MY PHONE HAD BEEN TAKEN AWAY FOR THE THIRD TIME

FUNNY THING IS THAT SHE STILL DOESNT KNOW I STILL HAVELQ MY PHONE

I SECRETLY TOOK IT OUT OF HER PURSE ON SUNDAY, THE DAY SHE TOOK MY PHONE AWAYP

I REALLY AM A BADA** NINJA

IM SO GOOD AT HIDING MY PHONE