Mom: *buys chocolate for me and fam yesterday*

Me: *gives all but one bars of chocolate to friends*

Mom: *gets angry that she didn't get any*

Me: YOU HAD A WHOLE F*CKING NIGHT TO CHOOSE TO EAT ONE, BUT YA DIDNT. I EVEN TOLD YOU YESTERDAY THAT I WAS GOING TO GIVE THE CHOCOLATE TO MY FRIENDS.

Mom: Well, I didn't listen.

Me: ...I thought you were supposed to be a listener...