Long Story Short:

My band director told us a story about him not making the top band (Wind Symphony) in high school.

(Glad he didn't. There's like 9/10 seniors in that band, though he is the best oboist)

He said that he was devastated.

This is what the high school director said... I think...

"Oh? So papers flew towards you and physically harmed you?"

That was hilarious XD

I'm going to do that to others XD