I thought it would be fun to do, so why not? I'm going to post the same thing on the drabble book, but I want you guys to see this before the drabble book comes out! I'm already writing some of these things, but I can do requests on the others~

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I, Thaovy Nguyen, have vowed to never again:

1. Tell the Italy brothers that pasta is gone forever. (Romano started yelling every cuss word at me as he tried to kill me, while Seborga and Veneziano cried for a day. I was banned from their house for two weeks.)

2. Piss Sealand off and making him cry by telling him Santa is not coming anymore. (Sweden, Finland, and England tried to kill me.)

3. Let anyone know that I write a FrUk fanfiction. (Luckily, only Japan knows.)

4. Flirt back at Seborga. (That was horrible.)

5. Write a fake love letter to Shelby and indicate that it was America who wrote it to her, because I ship Shelbmerica hardcore. (Shelby tried to murder me after figuring out it was me.)

6. Horribly impersonate every country during a world meeting. (I was banned from five World Meetings.)

7. Shout out that tea sucks. (England tried to kill me.)

8. Basically, say that every country's favorite food tastes like shit. (I almost started another World War with me as the enemy because of food.)

9. Let England teach me how to cook. (Of course, he almost burned his house down.)

10. Let Prussia play my clarinet. (He squeaked so many times that my ears were bleeding.)

11. Embarrass myself by saying that Veneziano is hot. (Everyone's now shipping him with me. Luckily, he's oblivious about it.)

12. Make Veneziano cry or get angry. (He's actually cute when he's angry.)

13. Meet Veneziano's 2P, Luciano (He's worse than Seborga and France combined when it comes to flirting.) and Romano's 2P, Flavio. (Seriously, his fashion sense is good, but annoys me with style and him judging my clothes.)

14. Meet my 2P, Thalia. (She is way too fond of Flavio, is a girly maniac, and is fucking dating Luciano, even though they are seven physical years apart. I now understand why she's named after the daughter of Zeus in the Percy Jackson: it's girly for her. Gag 😷.)

15. Mess with England's magic. (That resulted the Italy brothers' personality switch.)

16. Un-tune Austria's piano. (He used Hungary to try to kill me with her frying pan.)

17. Tease Germany about Dreamz. (He got super annoyed.)

18. Tease Shelby about America. (Same goes with Germany and lost her cool.)

19. Tease Romano about Taylor. (Same with Germany and lost his cool.)

20. Prank-call Switzerland and Austria about cheap food. (They thought it was Prussia, because I easily imitated his voice. Luckily, they still didn't know.)

21. Scream, "WHAT TEAM?" when someone needs America. (America busted into the room and screeched, "WILDCATS!" and scared the shit out of everyone else 😂.)

22. Kidnap Kumajirou, Canada's bear. (Canada's kinda scary when he's angry.)

23. Play on Prussia's flute horribly while he's gone. (He doesn't like "un-awesome people's germs" on his "awesome" flute.)

24. Send Switzerland on a wild good chase for his sister, when I actually have her at my house to chat. (He banned me from playing with Liechtenstein forever.)

25. Sing "Anything You Can Do" with Prussia. (I won :D.)

26. Let the Italy brothers meet my mortal friends. (It went well, but I am not letting them to hang with my friends anymore.)

27. Interrupt any couple that are about to kiss with these five words: KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE. (Some laughed, some got annoyed, and some tried to murder me.)

28. Watch a scary Italian movie with Italy. (I fucking wonder how Italy is okay with this...)

29. "Accidentally" trip England over France, causing them both to kiss. (I think they made out...or England knocked me out.)

30. Text Romano and Germany that a plant hybrid called a Tomtato exists. (Their reactions were priceless.)

31. Play soccer against Veneziano. (I landed in the hospital.)

32. Play hockey with Canada. (I landed in the hospital again.)

33. Play slither.io when my friends are coming over. (I cussed like a sailor, and my friends are very concerned about me playing slither.io again.)

34. Spike volleyballs towards America's and Mexico's balls when they start arguing. (Jenna and Shelby tried to kill me.)

35. Have a sleepover with Poland at his place. (I got super annoyed of him and left the house.)

36. Ask Italy who was Holy Roman Empire. (I was very curious, and he cried in the bathroom. This one is going to taken seriously.)

37. Pretend to be Seborga's girlfriend when meeting the micronations. (He played well with me, and I hated his kisses.)

38. Do country puns with Prussia and Spain, like "There's Greece on the Turkey!" (Good times...and everyone hated me for that.)

39. Become everyone's enemy because of silly things for a day. (I am very good at this 👍🏻.)

40. Not follow most of the things I vowed to never do. (Most of them I want to do again, the rest I don't, like 13, 14, 26, and especially 36.)

That is all bye. XD