In science we were talking about Blood types.

I remember she said that Simon has type A blood(just example)

And I had type B(for example, I actually don't know my blood type).

And then the teacher was like, "Simon has type A blood. He got into accident(blah blah blah) and thaovy said, 'Oh Simon, I'm such a good friend, so I will give you some of my blood!"

I got carried away and said, "I DO NOT LIKE SIMON. DONT YOU FREAKING DARE SHIP ME WITH HIM."

Luckily the teacher didnt care XD