Hello there, dear readers,

IT'S TIME TO CONNNTNTTTEEEEESSTTTTSSSTSTT

(before i start this we already got 3 crack fics? so no mORE)

okay so the rules are: um

fuck

1. u gotta fuckin write kk u gotta write like no one evr before

u gotta catch em all

okay i'm not allowed to make that reference iM SORRY

2. u gotta do one of deh followin ships

johnlock

destiel (ide ship it bc like i can't but whatever cools your grandma's coffee)

sherlolly

sherstrolly

sheriarty

johnlock

also

johnlock

basically u gotta be intuh Sherlock

but to mix it up

ONE OF YOU FUCKING?

WRITE A ONE DIRECTION FIC

HAHAHGAHAGA

IMAGINE IF I GOT AN "adopted by 1D" in my comments section holy shit id be crying real tears god save me jesus take the wheel

3. angst is preferred bc I like angst *scoff* but if you wanna make me laugh really hard like i will give you 1st place all gay erry gay yo

4. yolo bitchez u gotta be following me for dis

alright so how i be judgin

1. originality

i know I'm not v good at originality omfg bc S&J but ignore that please

2. grammar

holy shit

there is nothing more important than this

please

please

please

do your quotes correctly

please

3. spelling

i can let a few words slide but if u be spellin shit lyk

"hey im sherlok and hi ily"

then no

unless it's crack

i forgive you if crack

4. plot

the plot can be as simple as like sherlock catching the cold (but that wouldn't be very original) to like him getting an inoperable disease that only a rare blue mountain flower can fuckin cure idk surprise me

5. IT MUST BE LIKE? AT LEAST 2 PAGES LONG IT'S GOTTA HAVE SOME SUBSTANCE

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the deadline is September 1st yo

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comment if you want in hehehhehehehe

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PRIZESSSSSSSSS NOOWOWOWOWW

these are gonna be hella good okay

4+5. a follow (bc if I liked it I'm obvs gonna follow you) a shoutout, me reading some of your stuff and voting, and my love

but who are we kidding you had my love already

*whispers* you had me at hello

3. a follow duhh, me reading some of your stuff (and commenting), a shoutout, two chapters of Kleptomaniac dedicated to you, and my love.

2. a follow, me reading some of your stuff (and commenting and voting and thingssss), a shoutout, three chapters of Kleptomaniac dedicated to you, a place in my bio, (hehehhehehHAHAHAHHAHAHHA) and my loveeee

1. a follow, me INHALING YOUR WORKS LIKE CRACK COCAINE, A V URGENT SHOUTOUT, A DETAILED REVIEW OF HOW MUCH I LOVED AND ADORED YOUR ONE-SHOT, A CHANCE TO WIN ONE MILLION DOLLARS, A PLACE IN MY BIO? HAHAHAHHAHAHA MY BIO AHAHHAHAahahha

your very own one-shot, written by yours truly, probably full of pain and anger, and my adoration and love.

PRO TIPS

I LIKE ANGST

I REALLY LIKE ANGST

THAT IS ALL

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DO NOT ENTER IF YOU ARE LANA

LANA IS NOT ALLOWED

SHE'S TOO GOOD

LANA NO ONE WANTS YOU FREAKING BEING GOOD AT WRITING OVER HERE SHOO SHOO

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okay bbs

it's time to get crackin

IT'S TIMEEEEEE

unless you are lana