Can we just ignore all the shit wrong with it and just establish and acknowledge that michael phelps is a greek god

If michael phelps wasn't an american where would we be. Where would obama be

It would be chaos, and democracy would fall

Whenever phelps shows up I'm like

China, Britain, go home, ur not winning gold, nice fucking try but no cigar

Thank u to michael phelps for makin america the greatest nation on earth lmao

That was a joke

but was it rlly