OKAY 1ST OFF,,,,

MERRY CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUCKERS

SECOND OFF,,

so I'm just happy u know I'm just like "yeah I'm feeling star wars sO muCh FUCK YE s love star wars GOOOOODDD SHIIITTTT"

and I'm like "yo poe is fucking queer as a basket of straws"

So i go online and search up poe dameron and GUESS FUCKING WHAT

the first suggested result is poe dameron gay and I'm so pumped because Oscar Isaac did this interview with ellen and implied StormPilot

BUT THEN I SCROLL DOWN PAST ALL THE GREAT LGBT ACTIVIST STUFF AND THEN I REACH this website: http://spinoff.comicbookresources.com/2015/12/22/online-support-grows-for-potential-star-wars-the-force-awakens-romance/

and half the fucking comments are: "yo, why can't bros be bros without wanting to fuck" "just because two male characters have chemistry doesn't mean they want to have sex oh my god" "shippers are so cringey"

okay let me ask you a question

why won't you straight boys shut the FUCK UP

Like literally tell me what the fuck is going through your heteronormative heads

Let me tell you exactly how many canonically, non-implied queer characters there are in these cinematic franchises:

All of marvel

DC

Harry Potter

Star Trek

Star Wars

'007

Fast and Furious (ugh)

Lord of The Rings

The Hobbit

Percy Jackson (UGH)

Let me actually tell you

Z

E

R

000OOo0000OOOO00

NONE AT ALL THERE ARE NO FUCKING QUEER CHARACTERS

NOT SUPPORTING, NOT MINOR, NOT LEAD

ZERO

and I'm here, FINALLY HAPPY THAT I'M GETTING REPRESENTED, HAPPY THAT SOMEONE IS TAKING THE FIRST STEP

and I have to read this shit???: "Typical, hypocritical liberal vocal social media activists are reading way too much into things and want the only two non alien minority lead characters to be gay, but they are conveniently silent about pushing for those same characters to have more screen time (Poe) and to be competent combatants (Finn) and/or for both of them to have Force powers. These same social justice warriors are all for making minority male characters "less threatening" by making them gay, but they seem to have a problem with them being straight and having powers and being just as competent as the white lead character."

Like, I respect your opinion,,,

oh wait jk i don't because your opinion is stupid oops

being gay is a minority and it doesn't emasculate you?! do you just go around infantilizing LGBT members?!

whAt the fuck?! WHAT DOES BEING GAY TAKE AWAY FROM BEING A POC

literally nada fuck that shit if you're a poc and lgbt props to fucking you! Like wow the shit u gotta deal with my friend

if these minority characters were gay do you know how awesome that would be? An interracial, gay relationship? It would shatter cinema today. Just like back in the 1960's with the first interracial kiss. In a universe where aliens can mate with other species ur honestly telling me

that deep inside your heteronormative minds you cannot fathom twO BROS BEING MORE THAN BROS?

"I don't get why people expect every onscreen male/male interaction to turn gay just because the two characters have chemistry. Its like if people hear hoof beats and expect to see zebras instead of horses."

I expect to see "zebras," you wanna know why? Because my fucking community pays for the tickets to see this shit. It's 2016. Please, pretty please, get over yourselves. I get it, you're straight, you like your comfortable box with realistic expectations. Sorry that we care about civil rights. But you were the fucking guy in the 80's who said, "why are women causing such a stir? they're citizens, what else do they want? why do they want to be in movies and tv shows and be paid the same? They can vote! Jesus Christ!"

The question you shouldn't be asking is "why?" You should be asking, "Why not?"

Why not have a queer lead?

The mindset that all people are straight until proven otherwise needs to GO

It needs to Stay The Fuck Backâ„¢

like poe being queer could be the best thing that could happen to star wars, to hollywood

Don't be that guy who's like "lol why do you have to eroticize normal male relationships?"

well 4FO4RGI VR ME,,,, I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT

MINORITY REPRESENTATION WAS FUCKING

EROTICISM

!!fuckyou

in a final word i wanna say if you don't think poe and finn are like that, that's 100% fine, I'm just speaking about heteronormativity and they related to that

bye guys ily ily ily