FUCK

My 1960's SPY BOYFRIENDS

I'm suffering so bad guys I've read like 18 napollya fics and i can't stop and i may die soon

But don't u want spy boyfriends

Goddammit guys i want spy boyfriends

I don't have any good ideas just disgusting angst pining slow burn tropes and i feel gross and disgusting and unsated

Have mercy on me

illya kuryakin can destroy me idec anymore

But like illya being soft and smol and confused and napoleon being all seductive and illya NOT UNDERSTANDING BC HE'S A BIG GAY DORK

and then Napoleon getting frustrated at his big gay dork for not picking up on him and he's never felt so insecure in his life

Illya grumbling as napoleon steals shit

Illya grumbling when napeleon flirts with women bc he's jealous n gay

Illya grumbling when napoleon puts their lives in danger, the dumb idiot cowboy

Illya grumbling because he fucking hates napoleon solo so goddamn much but also is in love with him (!)

Illya grumbling

It's sexy

GODDAMMIT NONE OF YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT BUT JUST LET ME LIVE

i hate myself hahaha