This isn't the content you wanted.

It certainly isn't the content I wanted.

Some monstrous hooligan who shall remain nameless spent an afternoon doing... something horrid.

Don't do my girl like this!

But you did, and now I have to live with this living rent-free in my brain for the rest of my life.

the first depravity

https://streamable.com/n2zm5x

the second

https://streamable.com/5zw35m

and finally the third

https://streamable.com/abfq63

Anyhoo, my kid has earned frosty looks for the rest of the week. Then I'm gonna figure out how he did this for some sweet revenge.