Finally, the day you've been meticulously planning for the past week and a half has arrived. Tonight is the long awaited movie night. It wasn't easy to set this all up. It took a lot of snooping and bribery. You'd managed to swindle Aradia into giving you her movie slot for tonight by agreeing to supply her with a variety of candy bars for the next week. You know chocolate is her kryptonite. You've done your research. A good lawyer always does her research.
With the movie slot secured, your next goal was to find out what your target's favorite movie was. It wasn't easy, considering the fact that you couldn't just ask. No, it was much more complex than that. You were forced to go through their things, listen in on conversations, and even ask around a little to get the dirt you were searching for. Some people are surprisingly secretive for how predictable they are. You're not sure whether it's a curse or a blessing.
Not only that, but this plan also required you to get past the one in charge of movie night: John Egbert.
Eugh. You think you just threw up in your mouth.
Yes, unfortunately for you, your worst nightmare is in charge of whose turn it is to pick the movie and is left with the task of playing it on the shitty little rec room television for everyone. What's worse is that you hate each other. You still haven't forgiven him for stealing and hiding your laundry cart in his cell. You had to go through and rewash all of them because they smelled like rancid nerd breath and dirty homosexual drool. The only thing John Egbert is made of is vile, disgusting, gooberish glop.
You hope he gets hit by a train once he gets out of here.
Regardless, it is your responsibility to suck up to this whiny sissy boy to get your plan rolling, so, with the note of consent from Aradia, you make your way to the nerd's "tech lab". This, of course, is basically just one of the many security rooms where he hides out for most of the day, jerking off and eating gushers and cake so he can't get even fatter than his sickening loser self already is. When you walk in, he's sitting at his desk, flipping idly through the security cameras as he snacks on a bag of chips.
You fucking knew it. You can smell the grease from halfway across the block. The dirty little whore couldn't even keep his sticky little fingers away from the junk food he stores in his desk for even five minutes. What a putrid excuse of a human being.
You tap your foot on the floor and knock impatiently, leaning against the door frame. He glances up at you and licks his fingers, smacking his lips in the annoying way he does everything. You know he does it just to make you cringe. "Well, hey, Terezi. Long time no see. What brings you here?"
It's shit like that which really pisses you off. You can't tell if he's just ignorant to the stupid shit that comes out of his mouth or if he does it to be a douchebag, but Christ does it make you want to punch him in the dick and then have sloppy make outs with him.
"Aradia said I could pick out the movie for tonight. I even got her to write you a note since you're such a little baby about that shit," you snarl, crumpling it up and throwing it at him.
You listen as he shuffles around and unfolds it before he sets it on his desk and says simply, "I'm sorry. I don't take notes anymore. Aradia will have to confirm it for herself."
Oh, that tears it. You reach across his desk and grab him by the front of the shirt, pulling him so he's face to face with you as you snap, "Listen, asshole. I get to pick the movie tonight and nothing's going to stop me."
"Rules are rules," he replies with a smirk.
"You make me fucking sick," you growl, clenching your fist at your side. "What? Do you want me to blow you or something? Will that suffice for her consent?" He's silent, but you can practically feel the innocence of his grin seeping into the marrow of your bones.

You'll never quite understand why you do the things you do for revenge.

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When the time finally comes for the movie to start, you sit back smugly in your seat as everyone files in and finds a chair. You watch as Rose and Kanaya find a place near the front. Eridan gets stuck behind Equius, which you can't help but giggle at. Then you spot Dave and Karkat walking in together. Once Dave spots you, he leads Karkat over to sit by your side.
You grin as Karkat untangles their earbuds, Dave's attention turning to you. "Hey. Did you get to pick the movie?"
A smirk makes its way onto your lips as you purr, "It came at a price, but I made it happen. "
"That's great," he beams, sticking the earbud Karkat handed him into his ear. "What'd you pick?"
"You'll find out~" you muse, not even bothering with your headphones yet. As if on cue, the lights go out and the tv clicks on. Everything falls perfectly into place after that.
The previews roll and the room falls silent before Dave's favorite movie, Jackass, begins to play. Vriska, Karkat, and Dave's heads simultaneously swivel in your direction, all three seeming utterly bewildered. "I thought you were going to play Vriska's favorite movie?" Dave asks as he quirks an eyebrow.
Placing your hand on his inner thigh, you coo softly, "What's the use? She doesn't care anymore, and I think I've found someone who does."
You know Vriska is gawking at you. You could smell her shampoo when she whipped her head around to look at you. However, you can also smell Karkat's strawberry scent fade as he throws his earbud at Dave and storms out of the room. Revenge, you've come to gather, comes at a price. Now you aren't so sure it's a price you're willing to pay.