Human au
Ages: Virge: 19 Roman: 23
Virgil's p.o.v

" I'm gonna miss you so much virgey " my older brother Patton said while squeezing me to death " yeah yeah I'll miss you too patt , but can you stop squeezing me I'm getting dizzy "
Patton giggled and kissed my forehead
I kissed his cheek " okay kiddo be safe "
" k byeeee " "  bye kiddo " I shut the door and I sprinted to my room , I'm gonna be alone for a week ! So how should I celebrate ?

OH! I go to my closet and find a purple crop top hoodie that says ' I'm not okay
( I promise ) and a short black mini skirt to match , then I find black thigh high socks and a choker

I look and the mirror and wiggle my eyebrows I look smexy I giggle and walk down the stairs and into the kitchen , I grab a pizza and shove it in the microwave ' I should play some music ' I grab my speaker and put on a P!atd playlist and ' death of a bachelor '  comes on so since I'm alone and Patton isn't here to tease me I guess I can dance and sing ......... Hell yeah

Time skip brought to you by Me hiding under a blanket writing this while my parents are in the same room as me

Ramens p.o.v

I'm in my room chilling when suddenly I get a call from Patton

" hey Patton " I say in my usual charming voice

" Hi kiddo could you do me a favor "

" Why of course what do you need ? "

" well you remember my little brother right ? "

" you mean Virgil yeah " I used to tease him all the time when he was 15

" Well can you check up on him I'm supposed to leave him for a week and I'm worried about him "

" Patton isn't he like 19 now he's legally an adult "

" I know but PLEEEEAASSSE "

" Fine fine I'll babysit him "

" Thank you so much kiddo Byeeee "

" Bye "

* huff * I get dressed and head outside to my car

Another time skip brought to you by
Me........still under this fooking blanket

I get to Patton's house and get the key from under the welcome mat , once I'm in I'm greeted by loud music I chuckle he hasn't changed I head to the kitchen but stop dead in my tracks once I get there ........ Oh no ........ He's Hot

Hi I'm sorry I keep on doing this but I'm afraid of getting caught by my parents
So BYEEEE