So these are quotes my family and friends say that I thought woud me funny for Prinxiety things.

1.(Roman is my brother, Virgil is me))

Roman jumped up with pride as he won the game he was playing on the PlaySation.
"YAS!!! Virgil Look what I won!" Virgil glanced up and rolled his eyes, before looking back at his phone.
"No." Roman stopped celebrating and looked at Virgil smiling.
"No?" He started laughing and went back to hus game. "You're evil! *gasp* ... the devil..."

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2.(Roman is my mother, and Virgil is me: talking about me being half trans))

"You have very feminine features." Roman said bluntly. Virgil looked at him with a glare. "Sorry to disappoint..." Virgil smiled slightly and looked away.
"Thank you for saying sorry."

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3.(Roman is my father, Virgil is me))

"Am I wearing too much black?" Virgil walked into Roman's room.
"It's all you wear everyday..."
"I need to represent my soul." Virgil placed a hand over his heart as if he was hit.

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4.(Roman and Virgil are my friends, I am Patton, Logan is my teacher, Thomas is the rest of my class))

PATTON'S perspective

Patton wasn't really paying attention as he listened to what Logan was teaching Thomas. When something caught his ears. He slid over to Roman and Virgil.
"I heard Virgil giggle, what did I miss?"
"We're deciding who would be better at killing someone."

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5.(Virgil is me and Roman is anyone to takes my beanies)

"Roman! I want my beanie back!"
"Why? What does it mean to you anyway?"
"I have a drug addiction to beanies... Give it to me... or I will attack you..."

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6.(A convosation between me and my nan, but talking about my mother)

"How many sugars do you have in your tea?"
"Uh... go with two."
"Two? I guess you do need some sweetening up..." Roman giggled and looked at his glaring boyfriend with the widest smug look.

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7.(Virgil is me and Roman is my mother.)

Virgil was staring intensely at the wall as he was still, tangled in Roman's limbs as they lay on the bed.
"...Why are they called teddy bears if there are also other animals?"
".....Maybe people thought 'Bear' was the last name and everyone has just been giving them false names when the real names are 'Teddy.Bear'"

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8.(Virgil is me, Logan is my friends boyfriend and Roman is my boyfriend)

Virgil and Logan had just got in an argument about what ever topic had come up and they are currenly glaring at eachother from each side of the couch. Virgil stuck his tounge out at the nerd as Logan smirked.
"Virgil, save that tounge for Roman."

(If you don't get it, you are too innocent)

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9.(Virgil is my friend and Roman is me.)

Virgil watched as Roman grabbed the tray of cookies and slid them into the oven without wearing the oven-mits.
"Be careful... You might burn yourself..."
"When am I not? I'm always careful."
(le timeskip to when Roman took the tray out the oven)
"Okay so... I burnt my hand on the tray..."
"....... Run your hand under cold water now."

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10. (Virgil is me and Roman is one of my best friends who asked me to tag but doesn't have wattpad so Instagram is~ x.x_kai_x.x   )

"Fuck you!" Virgil growled as he glared at Roman.
"Is that a to do list or and insult?"

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11.(Roman is me and Virgil is my Grandad)

"Why is ice so cold?" Roman cringed as he drank the slushie he had just brought. Virgil looked at him confused.
"Because it's... frozen..."
"But why?"

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12.(Virgil is me and Roman is my Nan. And it was a convo on the tv was between and man and his daughter who never met before. )

Roman and Virgil had sat on the couch watching a movie when 3 words came up on the screen.
"Who are you?" And without thinking, Roman whispered under his breath
"I'm your Daddy~" Virgil bursted out laughing and Roman sat there confused as he rethought what he said.

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13. (Virgil is me and Roman is the rest of my family)

"Is that a tractor...?" Virgil had looked up from his phone to see a tractor drive past.
"TRATOR?!?!" Roman screamed and rushed to look out the window.
"YES A TRATOR!"
"TRATOR! A TRATER!! A BLUE TRATER!!"
"NOW A GREEN TRATOR AND A YELLOW TRATER!!"
"TRACTERS!!!!!!"

(Stupid? I know but it's true...We were all screaming and now I have a new thing for when a room goes quiet.)

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14.( Patton is my satanic friend who says their are the devil and I'm the demon second in demand. Roman and Virgil is a convosation between myself.)

"So... Patton said I can't say 'thank god', 'holy fuck' or 'Jesus christ' in a bad way because it's being mean to you so I have chosen to say 'holy hell'..." Roman smiled as Virgil dropped his phone and looked at Roman with shock and fear.
"...My Black Parade... WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT!!"

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15.(Virgil is me, Roman is my dad and Logan is my mum XD)

"Virgil! Logan needs you!"
"I'm needed...?"
".... yes... you're always needed..."
"Awww... you're lying to me." Roman pouted and hugged Virgil.

I might do more of these and do 15 each chapter. What do you think?