YOU FEELING DOWN? FLIPPING READ THIS! REMEMBER THIS WAS AUTO GENERATED and also that means that 1) I don't mean anything bad against slapping snakes or the glorious people from the USA. 2) I know Roman would probably come from the USA however it said "input two countries here" soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ya :D Hope you enjoy my perfectly perfect peers and pals!

Roman and Virgil

A Gay Romance
by Hog-wild Styled Child       
                                     (NOT RLLY )

Roman Prince is a Fit, Beautiful and Gorgeous Actor from UK. His life is going nowhere until he meets Virgil Sanders, a Flawless, Sweet man with a passion for Acting.

Roman takes an instant disliking to Virgil and the Fat and Snake-like ways he learnt during his years in USA.

However, when a Snake tries to Slap Roman, Virgil springs to the rescue. Roman begins to notices that Virgil is actually rather Talented at heart.

But, the pressures of Virgil's job as a Singer leave him blind to Roman's affections and Roman takes up Love to try an distract himself.

Finally, when Evil Chocolate Taster, Deciet Mal, threatens to come between them, Virgil has to act fast. But will they ever find the Gay love that they deserve?

BWHAASAAAAAAAAA 😂😂😂😂

Evil Chocolate taster Deciet is coming for y'all 😂 AND A SNAKE SLAPS ROMAN 😂🤣😌😹😸

BUT THERES MORE!

Auto Praise for Roman and Virgil:

"I fell in love with the Interesting Virgil Sanders. Last night I dreamed that he was in my teapot."

- The Daily Tale

"About as enjoyable as being slapped with a dead fish, but Roman and Virgil does deliver a strong social lesson."

- Enid Kibbler

"I love the bit where a Snake tries to Slap Roman - nearly fell off my seat."

- Hit the Spoof

"I could do better."

- Zob Gloop

I.Am.Dieing.Of.Laughter.

Anyway can I just say, FUCK YOU ZOB! Excuse my quite unprincely vocabulary but ZOB GLOOP IS A COTTEN-HEADED NINNY MUGGINS!

Anyway hope you laughed your ass off as much as I did :D A new one shot is a brewing so stay tuned lords, lasses and non-binary passes ;)