I'm all about dat bass, 'bout that bass, no treble!

...What?

Swiggity Swooty, I'm coming for dat booty!!

Wtf..

Yas!!

Dude..
Are you OK?

Guess what I'm insecure about today!

...What?
Um..

GUESS!!

Butts(?)

BOOTY!!
My booty is tiny!

And..?

Name ONE princess who has a tiny booty.

....Uh-

You CAN'T!!

I'm Tiny (T^T)
And it's all because I'm a guy,
And I can't get fat anywhere but my thighs and face.

Your..Thighs?

Look! I need a soft, squishy booty. I need to be a PlumpCutie It's mom and Dad's fault I'm not a girl!!

Did.. You just tag someone?

(╥_╥) Yes.. Because she is THE plump cutie. And I'm a WANNABE!

Jeez.. Calm down.
It's not the end of the world just because your butt is not even twerking material.
But since you're "all about that bass," you should definitely  worship what you can't have. It's only fair for a "princess" like you.

You're making me feel worse ಥ_ಥ

＼（〇_ｏ）／
What am I going to do with you?
Look, plump butts are not everything. You're amazing just the way you are.

Oh yeah?
Explain this then:

(°_-_)° What have I just watched ?

An example of what is desired!
Believe it!

Get butt implants then.
Problem solved.
W

hat..?
Hmm, not a bad idea.
I might do that! ^~^

...What have I done?

That  ^ UwU
So.. I found this pic that reminds me of Val/Plump Cutie

I'm crazy  >.<

Yes. Yes you are

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Bai fam -3- XD