Hi

So I finally finished it... I guess kinda the way I wanted to when I started this with Mitch and Jerome getting married in the end.

But wow
This book took a turn for the worst lmao

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Back when I first started wattpading at the end of 2014 I read the My Little Crafted Pony trilogy by MangoKiwi and then in the last book princess mitch was a thing!
So of course, I had to write about it because...
Well idk why

*sighs*

Do you know this book was supposed to be a serious book?
I know
Why
Why was I that wayyyyyyy

ANYWAYS
LETS COMPARE MY FIRST A/N TO THIS ONE!!
BECAUSE WHY THE HELL NOT

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Stuffs and Things

Hi!!! Imma here! Thx to Mystallic and Mangokiwi for making me think, Huh, I should make something crazy and amashing!!! Yay! And look what imma doing now! Imma gonna be making references, so watch out!!!

Anywho let's start this thang!

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Why

Ahhhhhhhhhhh
CRINGE

And now the first chappie vs the ending chappie!

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Chapter One: Princess

I woke up feeling startled and displeased. "Well then... I HATE EVERYONE LIFE!!!" I scream in a displeased voice.

Ugh, holy crap... This is gonna be a bad day. I'm just gonna... YHFHCVHJVGKGDSGHKNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Uh... Your highness..." Someone said, knocking cautiously at my gold plated do- what?! THIS ISN'T ME HOUSE!!! I suddenly realize.

"Whaddya want! I'm displeased at the moment, and if you have nothing to say, just SHAD UP!!!" I yelled at the weirdo that's probably trying to murder my face. Or worse, my SOUL!

The door slowly creaked open and there was someone that looks very stoopid and stuffs. He was dressed in a stupid looking suit that was green had pink dots all over it. He wore matching pants too. I burst out laughing. Even though I was displeased, it doesn't stop me for rofling at this stupidly dressed person. *Slap* Somthing just slapped my face. What the hell? I coushously looked behind me and there were... WINGS!!! "Um... Princess Mitch, is something wrong?" He whispered.

"Princess Mitch?! Wait, princess huh coo- Wait, wat?!" I was in shock for about 3 seconds after I said those words.

"Um, maybe some food will make you feel better your highness?" The guy suggested quietly.

Yeah... Breakfast may make me feel less pressured and yeah. Better news... My displeased feeling was fading! Thank god! I walked down a long spiral staircase that has red carpet over the stairs. There were paintings on the walls too. There was Seto, Jerome, Jason and a ton of my other friends. Hopefully this won't turn out so bad...

The dining hall was on the Far East side of the building on the second floor. I could hear chatting coming from it. The person opened the door and I walked in and I stood there in shock. (Again!) "The princess has finally woken up! Thank the lords!" Seto exclaimed standing up and clapping his hands.

"Uh, Seto you ARE a lord." The person behind me stated.

"Yay." Ty said in a sarcastic tone. He was smiling though and was rolling his eyes.

Jerome just sat there smiling all durpy like. What? Ty walked over to me, and brushed his bangs out of his eyes and asked, "Um Mitch, you feeling ok?" He asked putting his hand on my shoulder reassuringly.

"Princess? What are they all talking about?" I whispered.

"Thank god!" Ty yelled smiling.

"Wha? I'm so confused and startled right now..." I said face palming and looked down.

"You just wait buddy I'll tell you later." Ty calmly replied walking back to his seat.

"Anyways," Seto glared at Ty. "We should really introduce our selfs. Don't you think?" Seto asked glancing around the room in a calm expression.

I had just realized that Seto was wearing his purple cape cloak thing but it had sapphires woven into it and he also had sapphires woven on practically all his clothes. I glanced at him. What was different here? "I'm Seto, Master of Witchcraft and Sorcery. My wizards tower his not here unfortunately. Oh yeah, I'm a lord." He explained.

Seto, a lord? What is going on? Jerome went next. "I'm Jerome, prince of berries and baccas."

"I'm Ty, I'm nothing here I'm just a person!" Ty states.

Seto went and corrected him, "Correction, you are Princess Ty of all the Tech and Stuffs!"

I tried so hard not to laugh. The door flew open. "Jason?!" I asked.

"Yas! It's meeee!!!" Jason declared strutting into the room.

"Prince Sassy Jason of Sassiness..." Jerome eyed him. "Late again, hmmm...?"

"I just had to stop at the store and buy this amazing shampoo and then go home and take a shower with it! Now my hair is so shiny and fab!" Jason exclaimed running his fingers through his hair.

Then he gasped, "TY SENPAI!!!"

"Oh gawd save me!" Ty whimpered while Jason was giving him a big hug.

"Excuses, excuses." Seto frowned shaking his head.

Everyone looks so blingy and everyone except me and Ty had a crown on. Jason was the most fab out of all of us. "Yes I'm late again, but what about the Underwater Lord, Quentin then? Hmmm?" Jason asked.

"He's on a mission today, something was threatening the kingdom. You should know that!" Jerome reminded him.

Ty stood up, "Jason sit down! Let's just get on with this! Ugh!"

"Okayyyy... So Princess Mitch, you've been asleep for a month now and we are so, exited to tell you..." Seto said with a smile on his face.

"Mmph, mmph." Jerome was smiling and put his hands to his cheeks. He looked exited.

"You're getting married!" Seto continued.

"To Jerome! Look how fab he is with all that bacca hair!" Jason finished.

Wait, what! I'm not the legal age for... You know, who cares! I'm Merome, after all! I thought still in shock by this.

"So...?" Seto asked.

"I-I- um, SURE!!!" I exclaimed. There was probably a big durpy smile on my face but who freaking cares?!

"Nice! So I will go back to my tower in a bit, then tell you guys all the stuffs. You can rely on me!" Seto announced.

"For me and everyone else's happiness, I will give you all special berries!" Jerome shouted.

There were berries flying through the air, and I was smiling very stupidly. Then Ty walked up to me, "So, how insane is this?"

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Get all the stuffs
Oh my god

Why seto
Whyyyyyyyy

Also WHY PAST MEEEEE

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Chapter 21: whythehellamistilldoingthishnnng -final chappie-

"WHAT THE HELL AM I ACTUALLY DOING ANYMORE LIKE I HAD A PLOT BUT NOW I DONT AND AHHHHHHHHHHH" Ri screened. "WAIT I KNOw!!"

LE POOF

I was transported to an altar with Alter at the atlar with a book on the altar because Alter was supposed to be on the atlar and hjvtcihfutcutgjcjgcfm. "I KNOW PRONOUNCE YOU... BACCA AND WIFE!!" Alter shouted.

Evryon chered.

The end

"THIS BOOK IS OVER OK BYE!" Ri shouted.

"Thank god, oh lord this was a train wreck." Reset sighed.

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Wow

The word count for the first chappie is 898 words

Jesus christ

And the last one??

86

EIGHTY SIX

WHAT HAPPENED
HONESTLY THO

I think ill make an alternate ending too because why not

Before I go tho

Start Date: September 28th 2014
End Date: July 25th 2016

Aha almost two years lmao
Who actually read the whole book without giving up on it?

Anyways...

BYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE