*The lights go down, when they come up, Regen has been blindfolded and is being lead into a shack

Regen: I regret letting you blindfold me, where the hell are we anyway?

Hagatha: We are inside my magic shack and I am not going to tell you where we are dearie because if I wanted you to know I wouldn't have blindfolded you

*The blindfold is taken off and Regen finds herself sitting at a round table with Cuttle, Flash, Quake, Scrap and Ripple

Hagatha: Did you bring me the things boys?

Cuttle: Yeah we did, we have epic stories to tell too

Scrap: Who goes first?

Cuttle: I do

Scrap: Why?

Cuttle: Because I am better than most people here especially you

Scrap: Ok

Cuttle: So I was in the forest hunting for a wolf when I sense that someone is here with me, I turn around and Scrap is there. I ask him why he is here and he says that he is gonna kill a wolf for its dogbane.

*Everyone laughs

Cuttle: I know, its so stupid A that he think that he can kill a wolf and B that he thinks dogbane is wolf meat. Getting back to the story, suddenly we hear a huge howl and low and behold a huge wolf jumps out. Scaredy cat over here climbs up a tree and starts shouting "Go on, you can beat it, it will only slightly kill you" and I kill the thing with my bare hands

*He puts the bag of houndsooth and the wolfs tooth on the table

Hagatha: Thank you for that entertaining story

Scrap: I found the dogbane thank you for asking and I have the love shavings

* He puts a small bunch of dogbane on the table and a small box of love shavings

Hagatha: And how long did it take you to find that dearie

Scrap:About seven days, I searched every inch of that forest for six days then when I returned home I found them growing in the garden

* Flash puts a bottle of condensed howl on the table and essence of intellect

Flash: I got the condensed howl by attaching a funnel to the bottle through plastic tubing and asking my dog to howl into the funnel. It took a while and I found out the hard way that most dogs can't howl on command. As for the essence of intellect, you really don't want to know...

*Ripple steps forward and puts conscience essence on the table

Hagatha: Where is the pain and suffering I asked for?

Ripple: I lost it sorry but at least I got the conscience

Hagatha: That's nice but the pain and suffering were the things I needed the most, the spell won't work otherwise

* Eisen struts in

Eisen: I can fix that

Regen: Really he's here again , jeez I need to get better guards

Hagatha: And what do you have that we need?

Eisen: Yes I have, vodka, the thing that makes everyone feel pain and suffer

Hagatha: Put it on the table please dearie

Eisen: Umm... no, not until the beautiful Regen passionately kisses me on the cheek

Chorus 2.0: You son of a bitch

Regen: Don't worry darling, let me give you something you'll remember

*She sexy walks over

Eisen: Yes, come to me

*She stumbles and he catches her and then goes into a dip, Hugo strolls in and gasps. Suddenly Regen knees him in the groin and Eisen staggers over and growls in pain

Hagatha: (shouting) This vodka isn't strong enough, oh well waste not want not

*Hagatha begins to drink the vodka in the background, Regen death stares at Eisen making him whimper, then she struts towards him and Chorus 2.0 throws her a bottle and she catches it in one hand. She collects Eisen's tears in a bottle

Regen: (snarky) Oh so you were useful after all

Hagatha: Mix in the *hiccup* pot and *hiccup* dog again

Everyone: What

Hagatha: Huumo, doggo or idk

*Hagatha passes out

Everyone except Regen and Hugo: Oh well, lets go home

*Everyone leaves except Regen and Hugo, Regen throws all of the ingredients into the pot and mixes. Chorus 2.0 comes over and gives her another bottle

Regen: Why do you have so many bottles?

Chorus 2.0 : That isn't important now

*Regen scoops up the mixture and walks over to Hugo

Regen: Are you ready to turn human?

Hugo: As ready as I'll ever be

*Chorus 2.0 puts down a dog dish and regen pours the ogd manhu potion into it, Hugo drinks it but nothing happens

Regen: Any minute

*Nothing happens

Chorus 2.0: Hugo how do you feel?

Hugo: Fine, no changes, no nothing

*Regen and Chorus 2.0 start to tear up

Regen:(to Chorus 2.0) Why hasn't it worked?

chorus: Honestly, for once I don't know

Regen: There has got to be something else, if we just look around or maybe wait for Hagatha to wake up or...

Chorus: Or maybe we might have to accept that Hugo will be a dog forever

*Regen puts her arms around Hugo and starts to cry, Chorus 2.0 puts their arm on her shoulder

Chorus 2.0: (softly) Why don't you stop crying? It isn't so bad, he is here, he is alive and you can still see him every day and he will always love you dog or not

Regen: I will always love him, dog or not. I take you Hugo to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death do us part. This is my solemn vow.

*She kisses his forehead

Regen: I do

* There is a puff of smoke, Hugo turns back into a human and hugs Regen

Hugo: I do

The End