Act 3, scene 3
*Knock, knock, knock
Regen: (sleepily) Who is it?
Dia: It's Dia your majesty
Regen: You may come inn
*Dia walks in, Regen is sitting up in bed and Hugo is asleep at the end of the bed
Dia: Good afternoon your highness, I trust you slept well
Regen: God we had such a rough night, Prince couldn't find a comfortable position and I just couldn't seem to find the best place to put my hands, it was just so hot
Dia: Okay...
*Dia starts tidying the room
Dia: Well I hope her highness has an easier time of it tomorrow
Regen: Thank you Dia... wait a sec, did you say it was afternoon?
Dia: Yes your highness
Regen: I have never been so happy to hear those words in my life
Dia: May I ask why?
Regen: Today you may. I hate Monday mornings as they are full of meetings that I am never prepared for and gossip that always seems to ruin my image
*Hugo wakes up and stretches before walking to Regen and giving her a lick on the cheek, she kisses his forehead then he sits next to her
Hugo: (yawning) Good morning
*Dia finishes tidying and walks up to Hugo who gives her his paw, she shakes it
Dia: Good afternoon Prince
*Dia takes a step and looks at Hugo and then at Regen
Dia: Well I shall be going then
* She curtseys and walks towards the door before turning around and walking up to Regen
Dia: Your highness, I am dreadfully sorry but I forgot to give you a really important message from the interrogator
*She hands Regen a piece of folded up paper
Dia: Now I really must go or your mother will have my guts for garters
* Dia curtseys then scampers off, Hugo curls up and falls asleep with his head on Regen's lap, Regen opens the letter
Chorus 2.0 : (in a stereotypical teenage girl voice) Dear your majesty, OMG you will never guess who I found yesterday. Miley Cyrus, nope, Justin Bieber, thank absolute fuuu
* Chorus 2.0 looks into the audience
Chorus 2.0 : udge sundae I didn't run into him or I would have been like baby,baby,baby no, like baby,baby, go! I actually found Hagatha, I really am amazing aren't I. Anyways me and the boys hand cuffed her and the original plan was to keep her safe in the dungeon but then we took pity on the poor old thing and hand cuffed her to the four poster bed in the guest room, BTW hope you don't mind. We let her keep her little basket of milk so she doesn't die of thirst, I know what you are thinkin, OMG they are so thoughtful. I know, thankyou. You can interrogate her whenever you feel like or whatever, I don't care. ttyl babes, Rusty (Interrogator)
*Regen shakes Hugo to wake him up
Regen: Prince, would you mind bringing Rusty here?
Hugo: Yes I would mind, I am still tired and I want to go back to sleep
Regen: Come on boy, fetch Rusty
Hugo: Uugh fine
*Hugo stands up and walks to the edge of the bed, he underestimates how high up the bed is and tumbles onto the floor, Regen laughs and Hugo picks himself up off the floor and walks out of the room. once he has left Regen falls back to sleep. Chorus 2.0 holds up a sign that says 5 minutes later
Rusty: Hi your majesty
*Regen wakes up startled
Regen: I wasn't asleep
Rusty: Sure babes, anyways you wanted to see me
Regen: Yes I did, I want you to bring Hagatha to the interrogation room, I will be there in half an hour
Rusty; Of course babes, why in half an hour though?
Regen: I need to get dressed
Rusty: Cool, see ya later, bye
*Rusty speed walks out of the room, Chorus 2.0 holds up a sign that says 3/4 of an hour later and Regen runs into the interrogation room. The interrogation room has a desk in the centre which has a lamp sitting on it and 2 chairs either side of the desk. Hagatha is tied up to one chair and Rusty is sitting on the other chair.
Regen: Sorry I am late, I couldn't decide what to wear and then I couldn't find the right shoes to go with my outfit
Rusty: Don't worry about it, anyway lets get on with it. Hagatha, what did you do to Hugo?
Hagatha: Nothing dearie
Rusty: Okay she clearly hasn't done anything, case closed
Chorus 2.0: Nope, case open, wide open
Rusty: How come?
Chorus 2.0: You haven't interrogated her properly. All you have done is asked a pointless question.
Rusty: Wow I have been doing interrogations for 2 years, and how long have you been doing them for. Let me think... how about never. You have no right to criticise me!
Chorus 2.0: I have the right when you plan to let a potential criminal go after one question
Rusty: You think you know better don't you
Chorus 2.0: Yes I do
Rusty: So please take over oh wise one
Chorus: Okay I will, Hagatha where were you on the night of Hugo's disappearance?
Hagatha: I was on my way to my daughter's house, I went at night to beat the early morning traffic dearie
Chorus 2.0: Okay, did anyone run into you?
Hagatha: Oh yes a young man stumbled into me, he looked a bit tipsy so I offered him a bottle of milk from my basket.
Chorus 2.0: Then what happened?
Hagatha: Well the poor man passed out on the floor, I didn't know what to do, so I shouted for help and my dear friend Eisen came and helped me put him in an alleyway. After that Eisen escorted me to my daughter's house and then left
Chorus 2.0: I believe everything except for the part about the bottle of milk
*Chorus 2.0 shines the lamp on Hagatha's face
Chorus 2.0: I know you tried to poison Hugo
Hagatha: How do you know that dearie?
Chorus 2.0: I was there when you did it
* Everyone gasps
Hagatha: How? I never saw you
Chorus 2.0: With magic
* Everyone gasps
Hagatha: I knew I should have checked that bottle, so what are you going to do with me?
Chorus 2.0: I will let you go free on the condition that you help me and Regen
Hagatha: Okay, what do you need help with?
Chorus 2.0: Turning Prince back into Hugo
Regen: what?
Chorus 2.0: I should have told you sooner but Hugo is Prince, this whole time you have been sleeping with Hugo in dog form
*Regen faints and Rusty runs over to help
Hagatha: (to the chorus) I will help you turn Hugo human but we'll need a few things
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