Act 2, scene 6
*It's dark and Hugo is stumbling through the middle of the now empty market
Hugo: I'm so tired and hungry
*He yawns
Hugo: God what time is it?
*Hugo continues to stumble and mutters to himself about his horrible day and how awfully his people live, suddenly Hagatha sees him and wanders in with a basket of milk bottles, they bump into each other
Hagatha: Oh dear, I am so dreadfully sorry
Hugo: Don't worry, its fine
Hagatha: You look thirsty, can I offer you some milk? Its fresh from the countryside
Hugo: I would love some but I don't have any money on me
Hagatha: Don't worry about paying, take this and drink it quick, you look as if you're about to die
*She picks out a bottle of milk from her basket and begins to hand it to Hugo but...
Chorus 2.0 : I know I'm not supposed to do this but FREEZIUS SCENEIUS!
*Everyone freezes except Chorus 2.0
Chorus 2.0: I need to fix this quick, but how?
*A plastic bottle is thrown from the wings, it hits Chorus 2.0's head and falls on the floor
Chorus 2.0: Thank goodness that wasn't glass
* Chorus 2.0 picks up the bottle and reads it
Chorus: Dopeadoge, solves everything! Ok I am guessing I take this
* Chorus 2.0 takes the milk bottle from Hagatha and puts it back in the basket, then they pick up a different milk bottle, pour in the Dopeadoge and screws on the lid, then they put it in Hagatha's hand
Chorus: I hope this works, UNFREEZETH SCENEIO
* The scene unfreezes and Hugo takes the bottle from Hagatha and quickly drinks it
Hagatha: How do you feel?
Hugo: I feel...oddly relaxed... a slight bit dizzy and...
* He passes out on the floor, Hagatha cackles and the lights go down as Chorus 2.0 rushes off so see if Hugo is okay
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