Act 2, scene 4
*Regen and Hugo walk off then the lights go down and a spotlight is shone on a single table, which Cuttle, Scrap, Quake, Flash and Ripple are sitting at
Cuttle: You all know why we called this meeting
*They all murmur in agreement
Cuttle: What ideas have you come up with?
Scrap: We could hit him till he dies
Cuttle: You suck!
Scrap: Yeah, I know
Quake: Why don't we just shoot him?
Cuttle: People will hear the gunshot
Flash: We could burn him on a giant steak
Cuttle: where are we going to find a giant stake?
Flash: I happen to be good friends with the butcher over on Hoofswood Lane
Chorus 2.0 : I think Cuttle meant wooden stake
Flash: Ohhh... Then I have no idea where we could get one of those
Cuttle: OH MY GOD! Does anyone have ideas that are NOT TOTALLY STUPID!?
*Eisen dramatically walks in with an old woman on his arm
Eisen: I have one
Cuttle: I'm listening
Scrap: I'm not
*Everyone looks at Scrap as if to say what the hell
Scrap: What? I was just putting it out there
*Everyone goes back to looking at Eisen
Eisen: We are going to poison him
Cuttle: How?
Eisen: That's why she is here
Cuttle: Who is she?
Eisen: Umm... Hagatha and she's a witch
Chorus 2.0 : How dare you be so rude to a more experienced person
Eisen: I meant that she is an actual witch as in spells and potions, can I continue now?
Chorus 2.0 : yes you may
Hagatha: Hello dearies
Eisen: The plan is that Hagatha pretends to be a poor woman from the countryside selling milk, she will offer him a bottle of poisoned milk, boom! he's dead, we continue to own women and I get my revenge!
Cuttle: Why should we trust you? You'll report us and we will get done for treason
Chorus2.0 : (fast) He was fired from the palace... whoops
Eisen: I ought to kill you
Chorus 2.0: But you won't, you can't
Eisen: Five seconds, are you in or not?
Cuttle: Yeah, we are in but we have some conditions
Eisen: We can discuss them later
Cuttle: Why?
Eisen: The chorus 2.0 is totally pissing me off
Cuttle: Foko road, five pm tomorrow and Hagatha better be there or we will find you
*Eisen walks out with Hagatha
Ripple: Do you think that king's pet will deceive us?
Cuttle: If he does, there is a rope waiting for him
Chorus 2.0 : Okay, that went dark but hey here comes Hugo and Regen
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