Act 2, scene 4

*Regen and Hugo walk off then the lights go down and a spotlight is shone on a single table, which Cuttle, Scrap, Quake, Flash and Ripple are sitting at

Cuttle: You all know why we called this meeting

*They all murmur in agreement

Cuttle: What ideas have you come up with?

Scrap: We could hit him till he dies

Cuttle: You suck!

Scrap: Yeah, I know

Quake: Why don't we just shoot him?

Cuttle: People will hear the gunshot

Flash: We could burn him on a giant steak

Cuttle: where are we going to find a giant stake?

Flash: I happen to be good friends with the butcher over on Hoofswood Lane

Chorus 2.0 : I think Cuttle meant wooden stake

Flash: Ohhh... Then I have no idea where we could get one of those

Cuttle: OH MY GOD! Does anyone have ideas that are NOT TOTALLY STUPID!?

*Eisen dramatically walks in with an old woman on his arm

Eisen: I have one

Cuttle: I'm listening

Scrap: I'm not

*Everyone looks at Scrap as if to say what the hell

Scrap: What? I was just putting it out there

*Everyone goes back to looking at Eisen

Eisen: We are going to poison him

Cuttle: How?

Eisen: That's why she is here

Cuttle: Who is she?

Eisen: Umm... Hagatha and she's a witch

Chorus 2.0 : How dare you be so rude to a more experienced person

Eisen: I meant that she is an actual witch as in spells and potions, can I continue now?

Chorus 2.0 : yes you may

Hagatha: Hello dearies

Eisen: The plan is that Hagatha pretends to be a poor woman from the countryside selling milk, she will offer him a bottle of poisoned milk, boom! he's dead, we continue to own women and I get my revenge!

Cuttle: Why should we trust you? You'll report us and we will get done for treason

Chorus2.0 : (fast) He was fired from the palace... whoops

Eisen: I ought to kill you

Chorus 2.0: But you won't, you can't

Eisen: Five seconds, are you in or not?

Cuttle: Yeah, we are in but we have some conditions

Eisen: We can discuss them later

Cuttle: Why?

Eisen: The chorus 2.0 is totally pissing me off

Cuttle: Foko road, five pm tomorrow and Hagatha better be there or we will find you

*Eisen walks out with Hagatha

Ripple: Do you think that king's pet will deceive us?

Cuttle: If he does, there is a rope waiting for him

Chorus 2.0 : Okay, that went dark but hey here comes Hugo and Regen



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