Act 1, scene 6
*The lights come up, Queen Ente, King Hirsch and Eisen are standing on a balcony which opens out onto the ballroom, the ballroom is filled with aristocracy and upper class people who are socialising
King Hirsch: May we have your attention please
* The crowd ignores him and the noise grows louder
Eisen: EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
* Eisen is also ignored by the crowd, the chorus holds up an airhorn and it sounds making everyone cover their ears then fall silent
Chorus: Jeez that took a while, I am just gonna keep this on hand
King Hirsch: I have an announcement to make, you are all probably wondering why we are holding a ball, well Hugo and Regen are finally married!! So this ball is to celebrate both their coming of age and marriage! Everyone clear centre of the room, its time for the first dance
* Hugo and Regen step out from the crowd and enter the centre of the room, the song "once upon a dream" starts playing and Hugo and Regen start dancing a foxtrot
Hugo: You are an incredible dancer
Regen: You are not so bad yourself
*Awkward silence
Hugo: I have an idea, lets do a random quick-fire question round
Regen: Okay, I will go first then, what is your favourite book?
Hugo: Jane Eyre
Regen: That's surprising, I never saw you as the Liberty loving type
Hugo: Who says men get a say over everything?
*Regen looks up at Hugo with a sense of awe and wonder
Hugo: Right then, what is your favourite animal?
Regen: the all-loving Doberman
Hugo: Aren't they vicious?
Regen: Nope, they are super big softies who have a strong instinct to protect those they love
Hugo: Have you ever met one?
Regen: Hey, it's my turn but I will answer it anyway because why not! I met one once, Dia snuck her Doberman into the palace when mother decided to take you in, Dia thought she might cheer me up and she did, I absolutely adored her! All she wanted to do was chill out with me and have a cuddle, it was like everything, for once, was right with the world.
Hugo: Hopefully one day you will meet another Doberman
*The dance ends, they bow/curtsey and everyone claps. Then everyone lines up in two lines facing opposite each other and they begin to dance a Virginia reel, on the first round of the dance Hugo and Regen are partners then when they change partners on the second round Hugo becomes partners with Tsen and Regen becomes partners with Tzar....
Hugo: You look familiar, have we met?
Tsen: Nope, definitely not
Hugo: Don't pull my leg, we met when I was younger
Tsen: N..n..no we didn't
Hugo: You are Tsen aren't you?
Tsen: Dude, I don't know who this Tsen you speak of is
Hugo: Yeah you do, I know it's you because your brother is over there dancing with Regen and you two are somehow always in the same place at the same time
* Tsen breaks hold and shouts
Tsen: I think it's about time we changed partners
chorus: Why the hell would you change partners in the middle of a dance?
Tsen: Tzar back me up here
Tzar: Sorry mate, you are on your own, no hard feelings though bro!
Tsen: I really....
*Chorus sets of the airhorn again for a brief second
Tsen: Hate you Tsar!
*The dancing stops
chorus: First of all, there are children present, second of all, yay me for having my airhorn on hand and once again saving the scene and third of all, you have majorly done goofed
Tsen: Why?
*Eisen storms towards him, when he reaches Tsen he holds him up in the air by his shirt
Eisen: I warned you not to come back here again!
King Hirsch: Actually I did
Eisen: Not now you old goat
*Everyone gasps
Eisen: I am so, so sorry your majesty
King Hirsch: Tsen, Tzar I have had enough of your insolence
Tzar: What does that word mean?
Chorus: Oh for gods sake, it means disobedience
Tzar: Ohh... what does that word mean?
Chorus: I am so done with you
King Hirsch: Guards take Tsen and his idiotic brother away
Eisen: Your majesty, I thought that was my job
King Hirsch: Your fired! Get out!
*The guards put Tsen and Tzar in handcuffs and lead them out, Eisen looks at King Hirsch with puppy eyes and sadly walks out as if a tail was between his legs
Chorus: Damn that went down hill quick
*Silence then the music starts back up and Hugo and Regen go back to being dance partners
Hugo: That was eventful
Regen: Omg it was wasn't it
Hugo: We got through that together though, didn't we
Chorus: No you didn't, you just stood around and made goo-goo eyes at each other
*They ignore the chorus and the dance finishes, they bow/ curtsey to each other
Hugo: I look forward to being your husband
Regen: I look forward to being your wife
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