Its been a while, hasn't it? I forgot about this old thing. It was simply laying around in my shelf.

Well, lets get to the news, shall we? The contractors got themselves killed, and many others i have recruited also... died. I happened to run out of contracts, so i killed them since they were of no use. I mean, NOBODY enters my home and leaves alive. Like literally.

Here's more bad news. The tv is broken, so i threw it off the cliff. This green goo was on it, and alot of my minions told me it was EVERYWHERE. Apparently they saw this weird toilet roaming around MY forest. Well, i found it. It was an outhouse, it was leaking more of that disgusting goo. To keep it from rampaging and littering my forest in goo, i summoned some fire spirits to create a fire barricade to prevent it from escaping. But guess what?

The peck necks also creates fire barricades that prevents me to go to certain parts of my forest. Annoying, really. Just after i killed off my previous contractor, more problems occur! I can't even access my well! The thing is it got clogged up again. Even if im dead, i still need some water! The minions are also awaiting for their mail. I really need to find someone, something, ANYTHING... stat.

Well just as I was hunting for my prey, some hourglasses fell from the sky. I managed to get some of them. Well, their mine now! I found out they can REWIND time. I think you know what this means... I could prevent my death! All of this drama would have never happened, and...

Oh wait, of course theres a flaw. SHE is a peck neck. She bans me from my favorite food just because i like it. She's not the vegan teacher, you know! She even forced me to stay at her place when I visit! You know im glad this happened now.

However, a power like this cant just go unnoticed. These could do anything. Anything.

Another thing i saw was these little balls that float at random places. There are blue and purple ones. I couldn't touch them, since some sort of force pushed me away. Left them alone, I couldn't really care. Though their brightness is annoying.

I even saw an hourglass fall into her manor. Im too lazy to sneak in for it though....

Hope i find someone soon.