Miko literally had to drag Bulkhead, Bee, Arcee, Smoky, and Shrapnel to Wal-Mart.

It was Wal-Mart, not the gallows, She couldn't get anywhere close to Ratchet without a wrench getting thrown at her, Prime said he was busy and the others....hee hee...well they weren't..

She sighed, this was going to be tough.

She scribbled in her notebook.

Matchmaking..day 1.... she tapped the pencil on her chin.

Today we will start with BeeCee, ha that's a great ship name, anyway I must keep record....for some unknown but logical reason.....ok that sounded Shockwavey.....ok now to get them together instead of opposite universes....

" Whatcha doing?" Asked Jack peeking over her shoulder. She slamed the notebook closed.

" Nothing!!!!"

She walked off leaving Jack befuddled.

" Now I'll need help." Miko thought to herself, she looked at her options.

" Raf...uh...no, Jack...would be 100% against it, Shrapnel....wouldn't care.....Bee&Arcee....off limits...Bulkhead.....possible....but....meh.....Rachel....would stare in confusion......Smokescreen....would be all for it....but won't keep mouth closed......If only Wheeljack...."

" Your scaring me Miko, you've been really quit...." said Bulkhead.

Miko laughed.

" Nah, I'm good, I'm not planning something except dinner." She replied. The wrecker gave her a uncertain look.

" Now...." she thought

" To begin!"

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Ratchet huffed in frustration, the DNA, all the molecules, everything was the same.

" There has to be a difference!!!" He shouted, banging his fist on the keyboard.

He buried his face in his hands and sighed.

He felt a small hand on his shoulder, he turned around to see June holding a tray of food and smiling sadly.

" Not now, I'm busy...." he grumbled. June frowned and turned off the computer.

" I-I needed that..."

" Ratchet, you haven't eaten in two days, and I doubt you've had any sleep. Take a break, eat, sleep, relax, you have plenty of time." She said softly.

" What if I don't." He replied

" My whole team is counting on me....I can't-won't let them down."

She sighed.

" They would understand, even so, you have to eat in order to keep going.... I'm a nurse."

Ratchet looked like he would argue, but began to eat.

June smiled and pulled a chair next to his.

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Starscream was convinced this was stupid.

Knockout had made him and three others watch some movie about three old men robbing a bank.

" Ok! So all we need is some mask, we can use our guns, and...you! Steve! You can be the getaway driver....now everyone know what to do?"

The group nodded, a con showed up with five paper bag like things.

" We can use theses ask masks!!!" He shouted.

" I found em in storage!!!"

Knockout grinned.

" Good job...uh....uh....what's your name?'

The con sighed.

" my number is 158.56."

The red con frowned.

" That's too hard...you'll be....Frank....and the other is Dan!"

The two cons beamed.

Starscream facedpalmed.

Soundwave and Shockwave better hurry up.....

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Wheeljack was very very very unhappy, how the scrap did he crash.....

He opened his optics......why did everything look so big?

He shook his helm and felt something feathery brush against his neck cables, he tried to rub it away....but his servo felt weird......

He glanced over at a glass panel.

Why was there a human on his ship.......

It hit him.....that...that was him.

" WHAT IN THE ALL SPARK IS GOING ON!!!" he shouted to no-one in general.

He looked at his reflection more intently.

He was wearing a white leather jacket, that had a red and green racing stripes on the sleeves,a gray shirt, jeans and boots.

He was also tan with green eyes and dark hair......

He had to get to the team.

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Knockout pulled the paper mask bag over his head.

They had found a driver dumb enough to leave their 15 passenger van unlocked with the keys.

" You guys ready?!" He asked.

" Yeah!!" Shouted three of the cons.

" No..." mummbled Starscream.

" Does Lord Megatron even know about this?" He asked the surgeon.

Knockout gave a nervous laugh.

" Well....no.......but he will be happy with the results!"

Starscream sighed.

This was going to end badly...