Narrator: long ago, seven legendary gods of power were sealed away in magical instruments awaiting the day their chosen heirs found them. these gods are known as, the band gods.

(theme music from ben 10 original plays)

Chorus:(singing)it started when a magical guitar did what it did, it made itself part of his soul with secrets that it hid, now he's got awesome powers he's no ordinary dude he's kion, kion, so if you see him you will be in for a big surprise, he's gonna kick your but and help you meet your own demise, he's gonna find the band gods no matter the shape or size he's kion, kion, all of the power in his guitar, we all know that its so bizarre, he'll never stop till he finds the gods, cause he's the baddest dude to ever kill the boss, band gods, band gods, band gods.

Narrator: previously on pride land adventures, after a powerful blow from kion and mheetu's bat, dogo lost one of his teeth and got the chipped one out, resulting in a visit from the tooth fairy, who he doesn't like being underpaid by. now kion has to make jasiri's first pride lands christmas last. but with her christmas sadness affecting her, will kion be able to revive her christmas spirit? lets find out.

Dragon ball z ost theme plays and the title screen says christmas in the pride lands

Scene cuts to dogo putting up christmas decorations while humming jungle bells

Dogo: i don't get it. why is that song so catchy around this time in particular? oh well.

Kion walks in

Dogo: hey kion whatya doin?

Kion: oh hey dogo. just putting this down.

Kion shows dogo a box

Dogo: christmas present for simba?

Kion: yep, and trust me,with these new powers, I know he'll like it. so what exactly are you doing here little dude?

Dogo: just putting up christmas stuff. i'm saving this last one for who cares.

Kion: well either way, you wanna go throw stuff at zazu?

Dogo: sure, why not?

Jasiri walks in

Jasiri: hey dudes.

Kion: oh, hey jasiri.

Dogo: what up jasiri.

Jasiri: nothin much really. whats all this?

Kion: dogo set up all these, whatever the heck they are.

Dogo: yeah, christmas stuffs.

Jasiri: christmas huh? great job dogo.

Dogo: yip! thanks.

Jasiri sighs and looks at the star

Kion: siri? something wrong?

Jasiri: no kion, its fine.

Dogo: well, why did you sigh before you looked at the star?

Kion: its moana, isn't it?

Dogo: moana?

Jasiri: she's a great friend of mine. we have, kind of a sister relationship. I just miss her so much. she meant everything to me.

Dogo: she must've been really nice then.

Kion: but, how does that affect your christmas? did she relate to them or something?

Jasiri: well, yeah, she did. you see kion, dogo, back then me and moana would spend every christmas together. we did everything on christmas. hot chocolate, christmas decorating, you name a christmas thing, and we did it. that is, until janja found out about her and...UGH! why did that have to happen, just why, it should've been me, not moana, just why would god do this to her!?

Kion: dang siri, it seemed like janja was out to get you. and he separates you from the one out lander who actually cared about you. dang, that's messed up.

Dogo: well, whatever happened to moana, she obviously has hope. is she still alive?

Jasiri: well, yeah, but she's in another dimension.

Kion: there's still hope to save her siri, we just have to find your scroll items right?

Jasiri: well yeah, but moana's just been trapped away for a year now. I just lost all christmas spirit ever since. nowadays, i just cant feel christmas joy.

Kion notices jasiri's scroll glowing and senses the next item

Kion: i'm gonna head out now guys.

Jasiri: alright then, later dude.

Kion: laters.

Kion grabs dogo and whispers to him

Kion:(whispers)alright dude, now i'm gonna go find one of jasiri's scroll items and I need you to stall her. if she gets suspicious that I haven't come back yet, just tell her that I wanna give her my present in private, and when she asks where to wait say my balcony. thankfully I have at least eight hours, make sure jasiri doesn't leave.

Dogo:(whispers)oh, good idea. you have my word.

Kion:(fist bumps dogo)thanks dogo. if I don't come back in six hours, come look for me. later dude.

Dogo: laters.

Kion runs off and dogo runs over to jasiri

Dogo: so, this moana chick. is she hot?

Jasiri rolls her eyes and punches dogo

Dogo: ow, I was just wondering if I could bang her.

Jasiri: don't push it dude. she's way older than you.

Dogo: but the older the hotter.

Scene cuts to kion arriving at ono's house

Kion: lets hope he's home.

Kion knocks on ono's door and ono answers it

Ono: oh, hi kion. didn't expect to see you here today.

Kion: i know ono, but I need your help with somethin. and before you respond, please note that if you say no, then i'll blow an air horn in your face until you say yes.

Ono thinks for a moment

Ono: come on in.

Kion walks into ono's house

Ono: alright kion, whatya need?

Kion: well, jasiri felt really down when she found out that its christmas, and I wanna make her happy. and when I saw her scroll glow, I decided to get the next item she needed for saving moana.

Ono: oh, you mean that scroll with the scar diamond right?

Kion: yeah dude.

Ono: i guess I could help, as long as I can get back here in time for christmas.

Kion: no worries ono. we'll get back here in a sinch.

Ono: alright kion, if you say so.

Ono leaves a note for his parents and him and kion head off

Ono: so kion, where are we headed again? some volcano or something?

Kion: yeah. the second thing on jasiri's scroll is a fire orb, so of course it would be in a volcano if not lava itself.

Ono: that makes sense.

Kion: so how much longer till we get there ono?

Ono uses his super sight

Ono: about an hour and a half.

Kion: alright then, lets speed up.

Kion plays his guitar and gains more speed

Kion: ya ready ono?

Ono: ready kion.

Scene cuts to jasiri and dogo at pride rock

Jasiri: hey dogo, where do you think kion is? he should've been back by now.

Dogo: he said he wanted to give you his gift in private, so just wait patiently on his balcony in a few hours.

Jasiri: alright then. what do you think he's getting?

Dogo: i don't know really, probably something super cool.

Jasiri: ha ha, yeah. probably.

Dogo: so jasiri, what did you and kion do before you met me?

Jasiri: well, loads of things actually. one time, he simba and mheetu threw this party for me in the lair. it wasn't that big, but the size itself was reasonable since i was new to the pride lands.

Dogo: knowing kion he put a lot of effort into it

Jasiri: yeah. he sure did.

Dogo: so what else happened?

Jasiri: oh yeah. this one time, when me and kion were watching tv, ono came along with the idea to play pretend house. and it got, pretty crazy. he squeezed my but. and my boobs.

Dogo: african animals boobs are really well hidden.

Jasiri: yeah, they are aren't they. but i think my favorite time with kion, was when we first met.

Dogo: can i know about it?

Jasiri: i don't see why not.

Scene cuts to kion and ono arriving at the volcano

Kion: six hours till christmas ono. we have plenty of time.

Ono: oh good, cause I can only imagine  the look on my moms face right now. it'll be worth it though.

Kion: thanks again for helping me out here ono. I could really use your keenness in a case like this.

Ono: no prob kion, anything to help a friend.

Scene shows vitani spying on them

Vitani: very intriguing. dark kion, I have more info on kion!

Dark kion walks over to vitani

Dark kion: what did you find out?

Vitani: apparently kion is trying to get some stupid christmas present for jasiri, and he has his stupid ono friend to help him.

Dark kion: well vitani, he wont be able to get it. if we hold him back from the volcano.

Vitani: but that's just it dark kion. with that much power, we could give the androids all the gigabytes and evolve into super androids, then we can have them break the band god instruments, which will destroy the universe, and all the survivors will bow down to us. we must stall kion and ono, not the volcano. we will take all their lava and when kion gets the fire orb, he'll only face loser ville.

Dark kion: i see. and how do we stall them?

vitani cracks her fingers

Vitani: leave that to me.

Scene cuts to kion and ono walking up to a huge rock on the volcano

Kion: this looks like a good place to rest ono.

Ono: yeah it sure does, lets make it quick though.

Kion: right. the fire orb probably doesn't have unlimited power, and we only have three hours to go. I say thirty minutes and we head back up.

Ono: sounds good to me kion.

Kion opens his pack

Kion: want a twix?

Ono: sure, thanks kion.

kion: no prob dude. your mom could use less.

ono rolls his eyes and takes a bite of his twix

Ono: so kion, about jasiri's scroll. doesn't it seem suspicious that she has a scroll dedicated to her wanting to save moana?

Kion: i guess ono, but we wont have to worry about that now. lets head up before the fire orb blazes out.

Ono: good call.

Kion: yeah, figuring jasiri out, she probably wants to get all five of the items.

Ono: i'm guessing this is the sixth one?

Kion: you guessed it just right dude.

Kion and ono pack up and start walking up the volcano as fire robots appear in front of them

Kion: fire bots?

Ono: be careful kion, this could be vitani's doing.

Kion pulls out his guitar

Kion: well they wont be dealing with me for long.

Kion runs over to them and the robots run to him too pulling out their weapons and the leader colliding with kion

Kion: slash face off!

Kion slashes the leaders brains out

Ono: robot brains. who knew that was a thing.

Kion: alright, who else wants some?

The fire bots combine and form into a mega fire bot

Kion: oh heck yeah, this is what I look for in a battle.

Kion starts fighting the mega bot

Ono: weird. I don't remember kion making mega bots in the training dojo. what did vitani do with those upgrades? this is incredibly intriguing.

Kion hops on top of the mega bot and slashes its body up to its head destroying it entirely

Kion: you just got burned.

Kion turns back into normal walking phase and walks over to ono

Kion: get it ono?

Ono: yeah dude, it would be hard not to.

Kion: alright, lets head on up.

Kion and ono continue on to the top of the volcano

Kion: hey, ono, I can see the fire orb. (points to the fire orb) we must be close.

Ono: and with four and a half hours to spare.

Kion: alright ono, now its gonna be super hard to get that and go down normally. so once we get the fire orb, ill turn my guitar into a hover board and we can jet off out of here. sound good?

Ono: sounds like a plan to me kion. lets do it.

Kion and ono arrive at the fire orb and kion grabs it

Kion: alright ono, you ready to take off.

Ono: right behind ya ki.

Kion turns his guitar into a hover board and he and ono fly off

Scene cuts to vitani and dark kion spying on kion and ono

dark kion: it appears that kion has managed to get the fire orb. no matter, we have so much lava that the androids will be super androids in no time. (walks over to vitani) vitani, how are they coming along?

Vitani: quite nicely dark kion. very soon, these androids will be upgraded to level two.

Dark kion: are you sure you know what your doing though vitani? this is a very difficult procedure.

Vitani: no worries dark kion, I was able to stand my all against the band gods on multiple occasions. this is a piece of cake.

Dark kion: speaking of cake, I was making the darkest of chocolate one just for us. and maybe to torture janja with. wish to join me?

Vitani: I couldn't possibly say no.

Dark kion and vitani walk into the kitchen

Vitani:(inside head)you will meet your demise soon kion. very soon, indeed.

Scene cuts to dogo and jasiri in the living room

Jasiri: and that's pretty much how i met kion.

Dogo: wow. you and kion seem pretty close.

Jasiri: we sure were dogo. you said kion wanted me to wait on the balcony, right?

Dogo: yeah. you should probably get out there.

Jasiri: kay. later dogo.

Dogo: later siri.

Jasiri heads off to kion's balcony

Scene cuts to kion and ono arriving at ono's house

Kion: let's hope your mom's not mad ono. which she wont be.

Ono: let's hope not.

Kion: thanks for helping me ono. see ya tomorrow dude.

Ono: later kion, and no prob.

Kion sneers at ono and flies off to his house

Ono: he manages to time his sneers just perfectly.

Scene cuts to jasiri waiting on kion's balcony

Jasiri: i don't really need a present, I'm just worried about kion. where could he be?

Kion arrives at his balcony with a present

Kion: hey siri. sorry I took so long.

Jasiri: its cool kion. whats that?

Kion: open it up and see.

Jasiri opens the present

Jasiri: k-kion, is this what I think it is?

Kion: yep, fire ruby.

Jasiri: that's...that's the second thing on my scroll.

Kion: i know.

Jasiri starts crying tears of joy and hugs kion

Jasiri: thank you kion, this is amazing!

Kion: you see jasiri? you don't need moana to have a good christmas. I promise though, we will find moana. no matter what.

Jasiri lets go of kion

Jasiri: thank you kion.

Kion: no prob siri. wanna look at the stars?

Jasiri: yeah. I'd love that kion.

Kion and jasiri lie down and look at the stars and dogo is seen watching them through the sliding glass door

Dogo:(whispers)merry christmas kion

Narrator: as kion was able to restore some of jasiri's christmas hope, they are all unaware that vitani is upgrading her androids. will kion and his friends find this unfortunate event coming to them? and will jasiri ever reunite with moana? only time will tell. stay tuned in next time for the next pride land adventures.

To be continued

Kion: wow, this dude is like a major fan of mine. in case your wondering, my popularity's been improving ever since I became a band god. that is, until this dude came along and became just as popular as me. this dude must be a major fan or something, oh well, all I care about is asking him for a spar.

Kion: next time, the fan in the cloak. I've got to find out who this dude is, and how strong he is. but how? and don't worry, we will show the next band god eventually.

instrumental version of the main theme plays during the credits