Narrator: long ago, seven legendary gods of power were sealed away in magical instruments awaiting the day their chosen heirs found them. these gods are known as, the band gods.

theme music from ben ten original plays

Chorus:(singing)it started when a magical guitar did what it did, it made itself part of his soul with secrets that it hid, now he's got awesome powers he's no ordinary dude he's kion, kion, so if you see him you will be in for a huge surprise, he's gonna kick your but and help you meet your own demise, he's gonna find the band gods no matter the shape or size he's kion, kion, all of the power in his guitar, we all know that its so bizarre, he'll never stop till he finds the gods, cause he's the baddest dude to ever kill the boss, band gods, band gods, band gods.

Narrator: previously on pride land adventures, we once again got a glimpse of kion's past and discovered that he was possessed by scar as a young newborn. not only that, but a cub at the time escaped with scars soul, and in addition to that, kion questions the hyena jackal exile, and why the good ones couldn't stay. now we cut back to the normal timeline. will kion and his friends succeed in finding the band gods before vitani?lets find out.

Dragon ball z ost theme plays and the title screen says dogo meets the tooth fairy

Scene cuts to kovu studying on the couch

Kovu: alright, now if I remember correctly, there are two band gods left to find. light and dark. so if we wanna find those, then light is towards goodness, and evil is towards someone who was born aside pure evil.

Kovu flips a page in his notebook and starts writing

Dogo walks over to kovu

Dogo: hey um kovu? why doesn't my but have a crack in it?

Kovu: what?

Dogo: well, i cam to you to ask it, cause I just noticed that we don't have those.

Kovu: i, i don't know dogo. i'm not the creator of this.

Dogo: oh yeah, that's reasonable. and one more thing. did you see my drumsticks run past by any chance?

Kovu: dogo, what the heck are you talking about?

Dogo: kovu I swear to god dude, they just jumped up and ran away.

Kovu: no dogo, drumsticks cant run away their inanimate objects.

Dogo: but I'm telling you that they did kovu. they said, i don't wanna be your drumsticks anymore dogo, and they just ran away.

Kovu: dogo, first off you just got them, so they can't already be sick of you. second off, drumsticks cant talk or move.

Just then dogo's drumsticks run by

Dogo: well whatya call that?

Kovu: what the? how in the heck are they doing that?

Dogo: i don't know kovu. that's why I'm coming to the smart one with the situation, but he's getting mad at ME thinking I'm lying.

Kovu: well how are they doing that?

Dogo: i don't know kovu.(gasps)kovu?

Kovu: what?

Dogo: do, do I smell bad.

Kovu: what?

Dogo: well, i heard them go sniff sniff, and then they just ran off.

Kovu: dogo, you smell fine dude. and even if you didn't drumsticks don't have noses so they cant smell a thing on you, so you obviously made that up.

Dogo: just like I made up that I disintegrated rei rei?

Kovu: dogo just go get your stupid drumsticks!

Dogo slams his hand onto the couch

Dogo: FINE kovu! guess I gotta do everything around here.(walks off)jesus christ!

Kovu rolls his eyes and goes back to studying

Kovu: do everything? he can't even get up without kion's morning fart. now, back to researching.

Scene cuts to dogo catching his drumsticks

Dogo: ha! got you you stupid drumsticks!

Kion: so how are we gonna do this?

Mheetu: wish I could answer that kion.

Dogo: hey kion whatya doin?

Kion: oh hey dogo. me and mheetu are trying to advance from t ball to base ball, but we don't have a t to practice swinging at the ball.

Dogo: you wanna know what kion?

Kion: what?

Dogo: i have the greatest idea.

Kion places the baseball into dogo's mouth

Dogo: yip.

Mheetu: um dogo? are you sure you're alright with this?

Dogo: yeah mheetu hit it.

Kion: but what if we hit you?

Dogo: don't worry, you wont.

Kion: alright then, get ready mheetu. bases loaded, target in aim.

Mheetu: its up to me to his a grand slam.

Mheetu swings the bat at the ball but hits dogo instead

Kion: dogo?

Dogo: oh god! oh GOD!

Kion: dogo, you aright dude?

Dogo: yeah. i'm fine.

Mheetu: aw sick dude.

Dogo: what? what happened?

Mheetu: we knocked one of your teeth out.

Dogo: wait. you knocked one of my teeth out?

Kion: yeah dude, and it looks like we chipped one of the other ones.

Dogo starts crying

Kion: wait dude, don't cry don't cry.

Dogo stops crying

Kion: this is actually really cool.this means you get to meet the tooth fairy.

Dogo: the tooth fairy, who's that?

Kion: some hot chick with big tits that gives you cash for your mouth testis.

Dogo gasps

Dogo: i wanna see a hot chick with big tits.

Mheetu: well then lets find a pillow and place the tooth under it dude.

Dogo: alright.

Kion dogo and mheetu head back to pride rock

Scene cuts to jasiri and kovu on the couch

Jasiri: there's just like no way kovu.

Kovu: siri I swear, his drumsticks ran right past us.

Jasiri: but that's impossible.

Kovu: it's not impossible if I actually saw it.

Jasiri: whatever dude.

Dogo lands on the couch with a pillow

Jasiri: oh hey dogo. what are you doing?

Dogo: i'm tryin to see a hot chick with big tits.

Kovu: wait what happened to your teeth?

Dogo: oh kion and mheetu hit me in the mouth with a base ball bat.

Kovu and jasiri: what!?

Dogo: yeah I told them to do it.

Kovu: why?

Dogo: because they needed a t for their t ball, so I held it with my mouth.

Kion and mheetu walk over to them

Kion: alright dogo. lets find a way to get that chipped tooth out.

Dogo: kay.

Kovu: wait lets see this tooth.

Kovu lifts up the pillow

Kovu: and, now dogo's missing a tooth.

Jasiri: well at least its a baby tooth, it'll grow back.

Kovu: yeah and it looks like another ones cracked so, we might as well pull that one out too.

Dogo: pull it out?

Kovu: hold on.

Kovu tries to pull dogo's tooth out causing him to scream in pain

Kovu: well that didn't work.

Dogo: that hurt kovu.

mheetu: why don't we try tying it to a doorknob and slamming it shut?

Dogo: that sounds cool.

Kion: yeah dude, its super cool. its how I got my first tooth out. still wondering why they call it a first tooth though.

Scene cuts to the bathroom

Kion: alright dogo, ya ready?

Dogo: yeah dude, slam it.

Kion: alright. 3, 2, 1, go.

Kion slams the door

Kion: did it come out?

Dogo: no, i think I have to be farther.

Jasiri: maybe if he gets on top of the toilet it'll work.

Kion: oh good thinkin siri.

Dogo gets on the toilet

Kion alright, lets do this.

Kion slams the door even harder

Kion: is it gone now?

Just then the door falls on kion and dogo

Kion: well that was unexpected.

Dogo: totally.

Kion lifts the door off of them

Jasiri: lets try something else.

Scene cuts to kion jasiri and dogo arriving back at the couch

Kovu: so how'd it go?

Mheetu: from my point of view, i'd say it didn't work.

Jasiri: well, no.

Kion: but apparently doors cant hurt me or dogo.

Jasiri: well we'll just have to think of somethin else.

Kion: but what?

Dogo: hey kion. what about a truck?

Kion looks at dogo and they high five

Scene cuts to mheetu tying dogo's tooth to a rope outside

Mheetu: alright dogo. you ready for this?

Dogo nods yes

Mheetu: alright then.

Kion: alright simba, ya ready?

Simba: you bet I am.

Kion: awesome, start up the rev.

Simba: you got it.

Jeffy walks over to them

Jeffy: hey kion, i brought my helmet like you asked. why'd you want it again?

Kion: oh yeah, were trying to get dogo's tooth out.

Jeffy: cool.

Kion: yeah dude,he's gonna meet the tooth fairy.

Simba: what up jeffy.

Jeffy: hey simba, i just came here to lend dogo my helmet

Simba: alright dude, cool. you wanna watch us drive dogo's tooth out?

Jeffy: yeah dude.

Simba and jeffy get into the truck

Kion: alright dogo, ya ready for this?

Dogo: yeah kion, launch it.

Kion: kay then. drive it off simba!

Simba: got it.

Simba steps on the gas as jasiri walks over to them

Jasiri: um kion, are you sure this is safe? i mean, dogo's just a kid. he might get a skid burn or something.

Kion: trust me jasiri. he'll be fine.

The truck drives off

Kion: don't worry siri, it'll come off.

Jasiri: what if it doesn't though?

Kion: don't know.

Simba and jeffy crash into a tree

Simba: that work dogo?

Dogo: no. but the helmet thing sure did.

Scene cuts to kion and the others on the couch and dogo scratching himself

Kovu: welp, that's two plans down the drain.

Mheetu: maybe its cursed or something.

Just then dogo's teeth comes out

Kion: well that was pretty unexpected.

Jasiri: no kidden kion.

Dogo: hey ki. maybe your truck loosened it, cause last time I checked, teeth cant die that easily.

Kion: maybe so.

Mheetu: well, i should be headin back now.

Kion: kay later mheetu.

Mheetu: laters.

Mheetu leaves the house

Dogo: hey kion.

Kion: yeah dogo?

Dogo: does this mean I'm gonna get to see boobies tonight?

kion: sure does.

Jasiri: wait. why boobies?

Kion: well the tooth fairy has big tits. and dogo's gonna touch them.

Kovu: pfft. dogo, kion doesn't know what he's talking about dude. trust me.

Kion rolls his eyes

Dogo: well kovu, he was very good at mentioning what he said!

Kion: alright dogo. lets put this teeth boy under your pillow dude.

Dogo: and I'm gonna get to see boobies.

Jasiri: heh, no.

Scene cuts to kion and dogo's room as dogo is about to go to sleep

Kion: alright dogo, now just go to bed and the tooth fairy will come.

Dogo: got ya.

Dogo goes to sleep

Kion: well that was easy.

Kion goes to sleep

Jasiri walks into kion and dogo's room

Jasiri: alright, now all I have to do is put this dollar under dogo's bed, and it'll be a pretty long time before he wants the tooth fairy.

Nala: are you sure this'll work though?

Jasiri: trust me nala. if there's anything i'm good at, its this.

Nala: alright then,.i'm gonna head to bed now.see ya tomorrow.

Jasiri: kay kay.

Jasiri hangs up and walks closer to dogo's bed

Jasiri: alright now.

Jasiri lifts up dogo's pillow and dogo wakes up

Dogo: pillow thief!

Jasiri: um, go back to bed little boy.

Dogo gasps

Dogo: tooth fairy?you're hot as f#ck!

Jasiri: don't say that dogo.

Dogo: wait. you know my name?

Jasiri: yes, i know everyone's names.

Dogo: wait, why do you collect teeth?

Jasiri: well cause...there shiny. yeah I like the shine.

Dogo: well, what about hobo teeth?

Jasiri: oh, um, I don't collect those. there gross.

Dogo: clearly.

Jasiri: now go back to bed dude. I have teeth to collect.

Dogo: well, why do you have a mane tooth fairy?

Jasiri sighs

Jasiri: because its be dogo.

Jasiri takes off her costume

Dogo gasps

Dogo: jasiri? you're the tooth fairy?

Jasiri: yes, i'm the tooth fairy.

Dogo: and heir to the lighting band god?

Jasiri: yes. that too.

Dogo: i have a pretty cool hyena friend.

Jasiri: i know.

Dogo: i bet you don't have a cool hyena friend.

Jasiri: right, now just go to bed so I can give you your cash.

Dogo: kyolo.

Dogo goes to sleep and jasiri puts a dollar under his pillow and she leaves the room

Jasiri: alright, now I got dogo's teeth and everything turned out great in the end. you did good jasiri, you did good.

Dogo stomps into the room

Dogo: ARE YOU F#CKING HIGH!?

Jasiri: wait. dogo?

Dogo slams the dollar on the couch

Dogo: what the f#ck is that!?

Jasiri: it's, its a dollar-

Dogo: i know what the F#CK it is! you ain't gotta tell me that jasiri!

Jasiri: well whats the problem then?

Dogo: the problem is you're f#ckin high on crack! you obviously think, that my to teeth, are worth fifty cent a piece!

Jasiri: well that's just how much there worth dogo.

Dogo: no f#ck that! i want more f#ckin cash! you're the tooth fairy, and you're rich as f#ck! so I want more f#ckin money, or you can give me my f#cking teeth back jasiri!

Jasiri: alright fine, just take another dollar.

Dogo: two f#cking dollars!?

Jasiri: dogo that's enough-

Dogo: no f#ck that! f#ck that hard jasiri! i'm talkin godzilla, attempting to f#ck frieza's space ship! cause that's f#cked up! your telling me, that one dollar per f#cking tooth!?

Jasiri: alright fine dude. just take all this.

Jasiri gives dogo twenty dollars

Dogo: yeah that's more f#cking like it jasiri, you're the f#cking tooth fairy, and heir to the lightning band god!

Jasiri: i know sheesh dude.

Dogo: F#CK you siri! jesus F#CK!

Scene cuts to morning with kion jasiri dogo and kovu sitting on the couch

Kion: so siri, did dogo get a visit from the tooth fairy?

Jasiri: yeah, he sure did.

Kion looks at dogo

Kion: wow. she was pretty, generous.

Dogo: oh yeah she was. wasn't she jasiri?

Jasiri: indeed she was dogo.

Kovu: wait. dogo, where the heck are your new shades?

Dogo: kovu I swear to god dude. they just jumped off and said, i don't wanna be your shades anymore dogo, and they just ran away.

Jasiri:(snickers)that's ridiculous dogo.

Kovu: nope, nope, he's tellin the truth.

Dogo's shades run by

Kion: see there they go.

Narrator: as dogo makes use of his tooth fairy money with ease, kion and the others might be in for a surprise at what he buys online. will dogo buy a hot tub with his cash? or will he find a band god tracker? only time will tell. stay tuned in next time for the next pride land adventures.

To be continued

Kion: huh. weird how jasiri gets sad around this time of year. in case your wondering christmas is coming up and jasiri's like totally bummed out about it. of course I manage to find out why, and I decided to bring her closer to bringing moana back. seems to be the only thing at this point that can make her have christmas joy again. oh well, anything to help my friends out.

Kion: next time, christmas in the pride lands. don't worry siri, ill find that fire ruby no matter what.

Instrumental version of the main theme plays during the credits