Narrator: long ago, seven legendary gods of power were sealed away in magical instruments awaiting the day their chosen heirs found them. these gods are known as, the band gods.

(theme music from ben ten original plays)

Chorus:(singing)it started when a magical guitar did what it did, it made itself part of his soul with secrets that it hid, now he's got awesome powers he's no ordinary dude he's kion, kion, so if you see him you will be in for a big surprise, he's gonna kick your but and help you meet your own demise, he's gonna find the band gods no matter the shape or size he's kion, kion, all of the power in his guitar, and we all know that its so bizarre, he'll never stop till he finds the gods, cause he's the baddest dude to ever kill the boss, band gods, band gods, band gods.

Narrator: previously on pride land adventures, kovu proved to have an I.Q that of almost three times as much as acreus. this results in him getting put on the smartest in the world contest, no surprise kovu answers all of the questions as if they were a breeze. and he not only won, but got double that for the bonus question. now what will be in store for our heroes? lets find out.

(dragon ball z ost theme plays and the title screen says kion the babysitter)

Scene cuts to kion playing video games in his room

Kion: oh cmon stupid gun, shoot everyone to death!

Dogo runs up to him

Dogo: kion, kion!

Kion: yeah dogo what is it?

Dogo: i gotta poop but I don't know where to go.

kion: dude, just use the bathroom.

Dogo: oh yeah. um, i don't know where that is.

Kion: whatya mean?

Dogo: well, i usually just go in the fridge.

Kion: oh. so that's whats been happening to the pudding.

Dogo nods his head yes

Kion: well, there's a bathroom on the second floor. like room whatever, so yeah, just use it in there kay?

Dogo: i wanna do that. pick me to do that.

Kion: well go do it then dude.

Dogo: alright.

Dogo runs off to the bathroom

Kion: oh, and not in the sink!

Kion reboots his game

Kion: im gonna go get some food.

Kion goes to the kitchen

Scene cut to the kitchen with zazu putting down a cookie plate

Zazu: ah, so many cookies here. and there all mine. just gotta finish cooking.

Just then a robot rolls over to zazu and grabs his cookie plate

Zazu: wait, what the heck?

The robot throws zazu's cookies over to the living room couch

Zazu: i'm not even gonna ask.

Kion starts chowing down on the cookies when the doorbell rings

Kion: i got it zazu.

Kion answers the door

Kion: yeah, whatya want?

Jeffy: hey. you wanna see my pencil?

Kion: what? who are you?

Jeffy: my name is jeffy. see it says it on my shirt, jef-fy.

Kion: i can see that.

Jeffy: yeah dude, it's pretty cool.

Kion: well, why are you here?

Jeffy: oh yeah, my mom dropped me off. and she said, my name was jeffy.

Kion: o-k, i see that your, a human, something we usually don't have around here. but since your here you want some cookies?

Jeffy: i like cookies.

Kion: alright then dude, cmon inside.

Jeffy: okay.

Kion and jeffy walk into kion and dogo's room

Jeffy: hey, are you a lion?

Kion: well, yeah actually.

Jeffy: cool. so whats all this rock stuff?

Kion: oh yeah, i'm gonna be in a rock band with my friends soon. gotta find the next two.

Jeffy: so wait like, where do I sleep? cause, my mom said to stay here until she came back in, well, whatever she said. heck, it was so boring that i forgot everything she said as soon as she stopped

Kion: well alright then dude. i guess you can sleep in here with me and dogo.

Jeffy: sounds rad.

Kion: alright. also, my names kion.

Jeffy: cool.

Kion and jeffy fist bump

Jeffy: wait kion, who the heck is dogo?

Dogo runs in the room

Dogo: kion kion! i did it.

Kion: oh you did?

Dogo:(nods his head yes)yeah i pooped in the toilet like a big boy.

Kion:(noogies dogo)well good for you little dude.

Jeffy: so, is this dogo?

Kion: yep, sure is.

Dogo: hey kion, who the heck is this?

Jeffy: oh, i'm jeffy. my parents are dropping me off here for like, whatever, so yeah. i'm your new roomie.

Dogo: cool.

Jeffy: so, can I see your poop?

Dogo: um, sure.

Scene cuts to the bathroom

Jeffy: so where is it?

Dogo points to the toilet and jeffy looks inside of it

Jeffy: wow. that's pretty cool.

Dogo: i know right?

Jeffy: like, how can a jackal pup, make a poop that big? you have my respect dogo.

Dogo: alright, cool.

Kion: so. now that you've met him, and he's met you, you guys wanna go play video games or something?

Jeffy: i like video games.

Dogo: i'm down for it.

Kion: alright then, lets go.

Scene cuts to kion's room with kion and dogo playing halo five

Jeffy: you gotta pick up the bazooka and shoot it.

Kion: alright. got my rocket launcher loaded, and hook shot!

Kion blasts the bazooka at the last enemy player wins it for his team

Kion: yeah baby.

Kion high fives dogo

Dogo: hey jeffy, you want a turn?

Jeffy: sure, why not?

Dogo hands jeffy his paddle as jasiri walks in

Jasiri: hey kion, whats up?

Kion: oh hey jasiri. were just playing halo five.

Jasiri: cool. who's this though?

Kion: oh yeah, this is our new friend jeffy. ere watching him until his mom comes back from, whatever she dropped him off here for.

Jasiri: alright. what up jeffy?

Jeffy: hey. i'm playing halo five.

Jasiri: i can see that.

Dogo starts scratching himself

Jeffy: doesn't that hurt dogo?

Dogo: surprisingly, no.

Scene cuts to kion and jasiri looking at the stars

Jasiri: what do you think the stars make of kion?

Kion: i don't know really. lets hope its somethin cool.

Jasiri sighs

Kion: what's wrong siri? you still upset about moana?

Jasiri: i just, wonder. if she's still alive out there. where did she end up?

Kion: jasiri, i may not know much, but i know we'll find her eventually, no matter what the cost.

Jasiri: yeah i know. i just, wanna see her again. heck before i met you, she was the only one who cared about me.

Kion: yeah, i know how that feels. i knew for me it wasn't true, but that what it felt like in the past.

Jasiri: it must be hard being a youngest child. at least for us.

Kion: heh heh, yeah, i guess it was. and after facing people like janja, vitani, and dark kion.

Jasiri: you wonder what out fate will be too huh?

Kion: yeah, but i never really let the bad stuff get to me. i just, let it fly by like it never happened. and don't worry siri, we'll find moana, and save the world. we'll find the other band gods, and bring joy to everyone, no matter what the cost.

Jasiri: kion, how are you so nice to everyone? i mean you balance out an egocentric jerk, with a kind hearted role model perfectly. heck you're pretty much responsible for every good thing that's happened so far. just tell me dude, how do you do it?

Kion: i wish i knew jasiri. but hey, even if moana's no longer with us, she'll still be watching over you. she'll still love you like a sister, just like how you loved her.

Jasiri remembers something moana told her when she was a toddler

Jasiri: kion?

Kion: yeah siri?

Jasiri: one time when i was younger, moana told me about this thing called a guardian angel, that protected you at every cost among the cosmos. she also told me that they had to be really close to you. do you think that maybe, moana could be my guardian angel?

Kion puts his paw on jasiri's shoulder

Kion: well, even if she isn't, i can tell that you were both great friend. cmon now, lets go inside.

Jasiri nods and they walk inside and kion closes the door to his balcony

Jasiri: well,later kion.

Kion: later jasiri.

Jasiri leaves the room

Kion: i know we'll find hope.

Scene cuts to night time with kion and dogo finishing jeffy's bed

Kion: alright jeffy, here's your new bed.

Dogo: were finally done with it.

Jeffy looks at his new bed

Jeffy: yay!

Jeffy jumps on his bed

Jasiri: how long have you dudes been working on this?

Kion: wish we knew siri.

Jeffy: hey jasiri, what were the outlands like?

Jasiri: eh, ya know dude, normal outlands. dark, cold, full of adventure, not as much as the pride lands but, you know.

Jeffy grunts then poops his pants

Kion: what the heck was that?

Jeffy: um, some one pooped my pants.

Kion: some one pooped your pants.

Jeffy: yep.

Kion:(snickers)are you sure its not you that pooped your pants?

Jeffy: no but some one did, and then they put em back on me. and now the poops smearing up my back and one of you's has to change me.

Dogo: ew, too much information.

Jasiri:(sighs)I've got this. cmon jeffy.

Jeffy: ok.

Jasiri takes jeffy into kion's closet

Dogo: whatya think she's doing?

Kion: i don't know dogo. lets hope it solves the pants thing

Scene cuts to jeffy walking over to kion and dogo on the couch

Jeffy: hey guys, did you know that jasiri was training to be a mommy?

Kion: no we did not.

Dogo: so whats with the pooping in your pants thing?

Jeffy: i don't know really. but the good news is guys, my diapers still clean.

Kion: yeah dude, its still clean cause you crapped inside your pants, because the diapers on the outside of your pants.

Jeffy starts smacking his diaper

Kion: i guess jeffy also has a habit that questions if it hurts of not.

Dogo: wait, why are you doing that anyway jeffy?

Jeffy: i don't even know dude.

Kion: well jeffy, let's get to bed now.

Jeffy stops smacking his diaper

Jeffy: alright kion.

Scene cuts to morning with zazu flying onto kion's bed to wake him up

Zazu: kion, wake up dude. i don't have all day, now get up before I stab your spleen.

Kion farts in zazu's face at that moment

Zazu: ahh!

Jeffy: ha ha, fart attack.

Kion: i took my morning fart zazu.

Zazu: i know kion, i heard.

Kion dogo and jeffy head to the kitchen

Simba: hey guys, who's your new friend?

Dogo: this is jeffy.

Kion: he, pretty much, stayed for the night. wheres kovu?

Jasiri: he went with kiara somewhere. bowling alley i think.

Kion: sounds cool. so jeffy, when exactly are your parents coming to pick you up? cause i don't remember you saying you were gonna live here.

Jeffy: probably three o clock.

Simba: why three though?

Jeffy shrugs

Kion: so you guys wanna throw stuff off of the balcony?

Simba: heck yeah.

Dogo: count me in.

Scene cuts to kion throwing a satellite off of the balcony

Jeffy: wait, was that satellite important?

Kion: i honestly doubt it.

Simba: you guys wanna throw bombs down there?

Kion: heck yeah we do.

Kion and simba start throwing bombs down the balcony

Dogo: hey guys. i have an idea.

Kion: yeah dogo, what is it?

Dogo: you wanna fart in zazu's coffee?

Kion: boss.

Kion and the others go into the kitchen

Jasiri: are you sure this is a good idea guys?

Kion farts in the coffee cup

Kion: yes.

Simba: wanna go watch cartoon network?

Kion: sure.

Scene cuts to kion and the others sitting on the couch

Jeffy: what show is this kion?

Kion: steven universe. its about a group of crystal gems who protect humanity from evil gems from beyond the stars. also one of them was stevens mom who gave up her physical form to make him.

Jeffy: but, why would she do that though? i mean, if she wants to live, then why die?

Dogo: we honestly never found out jeffy.

Someone knocks on the door

Kion: i've got it.

Kion answers the door

Kion: yeah?

Mario: hi I'm mario, and this is my girlfriend rosalina. have you seen jeffy by any chance? were here to pick him up.

Kion: oh your his parents?

Mario: yes, well adoptive parents, but still.

Kion: jeffy your parents or whatever are here dude!

Jeffy walks up to them

Rosalina: hi jeffy, how was your first day with your new friends?

Jeffy: well, we threw bombs off of the roof, and i saw people looking at the stars, so yeah. it went pretty well to be honest. hey kion, if you and your friends wanna come over i live about a block away on pride rock.

Kion: alright then dude. oh and mario, have you and rosalina hit it off yet?

Mario: sadly no.

Rosalina: wait, what does that mean?

Kion: i mean, did you have sex yet?

Rosalina: oh no, we didn't do that yet. i don't even think its in the scripts.

Mario: i can put it in there. cmon jeffy.

Jeffy: okay daddy. bye kion.

Kion: later jeffy.

Kion closes the door

Scene cuts to jeffy's house

Jeffy: it was so much fun j.r, you've gotta meet kion sometime, he's a great guy

J.r: well alright jeffy, if you say so.

Jeffy: wanna play Russian roulette?

J.r: heck yeah.

J.r and jeffy go off to find a gun

Narrator: as kion and jeffy have become very great friends, this could lead to a major event between pride land adventures and super mario logan. will jeffy become a plot device later on? and will this chain of events lead to an amazing showdown with vitani? only time will tell. stay tuned in net time for the next pride land adventures 

To be continued

Kion: wait, what the heck is this? where am i? oh yeah the episode introduction. so yeah, were back to my baby timeline, and its gonna get pretty intense. god this power is weird, apparently i was possessed by scar when i was just born. how does that work? i mean, scar was already dead, heck he was a literal god hater who made all hyenas and jackals seem rotten. why cant i have found out these powers at this age anyway? so yeah, it's pretty crazy.

Kion: next time, the darkness consumes kion. just cause I'm only two doesn't mean I'm weak, or pleasant, watch out.

instrumental version of the main theme plays during the credits