Narrator: long ago, seven legendary gods of power were sealed away in magical instruments awaiting the day their chosen heirs found them. these gods are known as, the band gods.

Theme music from ben 10 original plays

Chorus:(singing) it started when a magical guitar did what it did, it made itself part of his soul with secrets that it hid, now he's got awesome powers he's no ordinary dude he's kion, kion, so if you see him you will be in for a huge surprise, he's gonna kick your but and help you meet your own demise, he's gonna find the band gods no matter the shape or size he's kion, kion, all of the power in his guitar, and we all know that it's so bizarre, he'll never stop till he finds the gods, cause he's the baddest dude to ever kill the boss, band gods, band gods, band gods.

Narrator: previously on pride land adventures, kion, in an attempt to learn more about the band gods, kion joined the spk for the kira case. in this attempt for knowledge, kion meets k, a secret agent genius that has solved cases many times before, and joins in on the kira case. now we go back to the original universe, seeing what was happening while the alternative universe was going on.

(Dragon ball z ost theme plays and the title screen says kion's game night)

Scene cuts to kion simba and dogo sitting in the living room with a bunch of board games

Kion: alright dudes, you all ready for game night?

Simba: totally dude.

Dogo: oh, kion, i've been dyin for this.

Kion: alright dudes, no we got all this stuff here. i'll go get zazu for food.

Dogo: good call.

Kion goes into the kitchen and the doorbell rings

Dogo: i got it simba.

Dogo answers the door to find jeffy with j.r

Jeffy: hey dogo, what doing?

Dogo: oh hey jeffy, were just getting ready to play some board games. you wanna join us?

Jeffy: i like board games.

J.r: this the place jeffy?

Jeffy: yeah and trust me j.r, it's a real blast. oh, right. dogo, this is my best friend j.r, and j.r, this i my friend dogo.

J.r: what up dogo?

Dogo: what's happenin?

Dogo and j.r fist bump

Dogo: you wanna play board games with me and my friends?

J.r: don't see why not. i do it with my friends joseph and cody all the time.

Dogo: cool, cmon in.

Dogo jeffy and j.r walk into the living room

Scene cuts to zazu in the kitchen

Zazu: this is gonna be so delicious. pizza from pizza dan's.

Kion runs up to zazu

Kion: hey, zazu.

Zazu: yeah what do you want kion?

Kion: alright, now i need you to make me and my friends some snacks and stuff's, cause were about to play board games and stuff. so, yeah.

Zazu: well if it gets you off my back faster. whatya need?

Kion: anything really.

Zazu: i'll see what i can do.

Kion: cool, when you're done with them just bring it into the living room kay?

Zazu: got it.

Kion runs back to the living room

Zazu: alright pizza, my mouth will have to wait. gotta work my but off for kion again.

Scene cuts to kion arriving back into the living room

Kion: hey dudes, zazu said he'll see what he can do.

Dogo: cool. also kion, jeffy and his friend j.r came along.

Kion: alright, sup j.r? names kion.

J.r: what up.

Simba: so what first kion?

Kion: well, what about hungry hungry hippos? that's always fun.

J.r: wait, it's four players, how are we gonna do this?

Kion: easy. jeffy'll play this and the third one, and you'll do the other two.

J.r: sounds good to me.

Kion: alright then guys, lets do this.

Kion gets hungry hungry hippos out and sets it up

Kion: alright dudes ready?

Dogo: yep.

Jeffy: yeah.

Simba: you knows it.

Kion: alright then, let's go.

Kion dogo simba and jeffy start playing the game

Jeffy: cmon ball dudes, get in.

Simba: jeffy the balls can't talk dude.

Jeffy: f#ck you simba, i know what there thinking.

Kion: they should be saying lol and stuff's like that.

Dogo: do they even talk slang?

The last ball is caught and the game ends

Kion: alright dudes, let's check our balls.

Jeffy snickers and they check the balls they caught

Dogo: dudes, i think i won. i have a zillion.

Simba: no way.

Jeffy: lol.

Kion: well look at mine.

Dogo: i caught the yellow one so i immediately win! (dogo flips the game over) bam! I AM THE KING OF HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS! YA'LL SUCK! YA'LL GOT SUCKED!

Jeffy: you broke the game! (starts crying)

Dogo: f#ck you jeffy!

Kion: you really take this seriously dogo.

Dogo: yeah, it gets competitive.

Jeffy: you broke it.

Jeffy starts banging his head on the coffee table

Simba: woah dude.

Kion: jeffy stop it dude it's just a game.

Dogo: i mean, he has the helmet on. he's kinda safe.

Kion: yeah good point.

Jeffy's pencil goes farther into his nose

Jeffy: my pencil broke off in my brain.

Simba: ow.

Kion: yeah, no kidden.

Kion gets out jenga and jeffy puts his pencil back into place

Kion: alright dudes, the next game we're playing is called jenga.

Dogo: so how do you play?

Simba: well you take one of the blocks and whoever grabs a block causing it to fall is the loser.

Kion: alright, so yeah jeffy, so since you played the last one it's j.rs turn.

Jeffy: whatever you say kion. i gotta use the bathroom anyway.

Jeffy goes to the bathroom

Simba: well he's not using his pants. ready j.r?

J.r: totally dude. me joseph and cody played this a few times. we also did jenga quake at one point.

Kion: jenga quake huh? sounds fun.

Simba: so who wants to go first?

Dogo: i'll go.

Dogo reaches for one of the blocks and the tower lives.

Dogo: ha! boom.

Simba: alright dudes, my turn.

Simba reaches for a block and takes it and the tower lives

Simba: alright dudes, gotya grabbed on it.

J.r: so yeah guys, i'll go next.

J.r reaches for a block

J.r: no, no.

J.r reaches for another block and the tower lives

J.r: what, boss.

Kion: i'm up dudes.

Kion reaches for a block and takes it out and the tower lives

Kion: killa. so dogo, i think you went first.

Dogo: alright then dudes, wish me luck.

Dogo reaches for one of the blocks

Dogo: no, not that one. not that one either. this one.

Dogo takes one of the blocks and the tower lives

Dogo:boomba baby. you're up simba.

Simba: kay dudes, watch and learn.

Simba reaches for a block

Simba: no not that one. yes, here we go.

Simba grabs a block and the tower lives

Simba: dudes this is so easy, no one lost yet.

Kion: let's hope it's not me, i'm way too cool for that.

Kion reaches for a block

Kion: hmm, let's see here. which one? which one?

Kion reaches for a block and the tower lives

Kion: this is getting boring.

Dogo: i know right? either way though, it's your turn j.r.

J.r: right.

J.r reaches for a block and grabs it and the tower collapses

Kion: finally, this game is done. alright dudes, i'll get the next game.

Dogo: sounds good.

Jeffy returns to the coffee table

Jeffy: hey dudes, i'm back. what'd i miss?

Dogo: j.r lost at jenga.

Jeffy: oh, alright then. so what game are we playin next?

Kion pulls out prove it

Kion: kay dudes, now we're gonna play prove it. and it doesn't require a certain amount of players, so we can all play.

Simba: sweet.

Dogo: yeah baby.

J.r: so have you guys ever played this before?

Jeffy: not at all j.r, never in my life.

Kion: alright dudes, bring out the first card.

Simba grab a card

Simba: alright kion, now it says, name off as many super popular cartoons as you can. how many you think you can name off?

Kion: hmm. thirty.

Simba: alright then dude, go in.

Dogo: do it! do it!

Kion presses the button

Kion: the simpsons, south park, family guy, american dad, ed edd and eddy, adventure time, steven universe, teen titans, gravity falls, dragon ball, naruto, pokemon, death note, kaze no stigma, full metal alchemist, future diary, arthur, hey arnold, avatar the last airbender, codename kids next door, sonic satam, kim possible, phineas and ferb, spongebob squarepants, star wars the clone wars, futurama, my little pony x, my little pony friendship is magic, invader zim, pride land adventures. yes!

Dogo: yeah, way to go kion!

Simba: what what.

Jeffy: so who's next?

J.r: i'm up for it.

Dogo: kay j.r, i'll get you a card. 

Dogo gets a card out for j.r.

Dogo: alright j.r, the card says to name off animated movies, how many you think you can name off?

J.r: a hundred.

Kion: do it than faggot.

J.r: alright then, let's go.

Simba: kay then.

Jeffy: you got this j.r.

Jeffy hits the start button

J.r: lion king, tangled, frozen, up, the prince of egypt, the fox and the hound, hell and back,

Kion: wait dudes, that's not animated.

J.r: if you check it out on eye of sol you'll see what i mean.

Dogo: that's some pretty dang good claymation right there.

J.r: that's the point. um, the wild-

Kion and simba: WHAT!?

J.r: wait what?

Kion: you take that back.

J.r: it is technically animated.

Kion: no it's not animated! it's poop! they took a camera, and recorded poop! and then they put in on the screen, so they could call it animated!

J.r: it doesn't matter if you hate it, it is animated.

Dogo: what's so wrong with it? it's just a movie.

Kion: no it's not!

J.r:(sighs)look kion.

J.r gets a case of the wild out

J.r: best animated film you'll find this year.

Kion looks at the case

Kion: BULL SH#T! HORSE SH#T IN MY #########################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################!!! IF I EVER (Smacks the case out of j.rs hand) HAD ONE!

Simba: that was disgraceful j.r!

Kion: yeah dude! you lose a point! i get yo point! we get your points!

Dogo: i think maybe i should go now.

Kion calms down

Kion: very well dogo.

Jeffy gets a card for dogo

Jeffy: alright dogo, now your goal is to name off as many disney princesses a you can. you think you can name them? i mean it's pretty easy. it's disney.

Zazu comes by with kion's snacks

Zazu: alright kion, i think this should be enough for you guys.

Kion: cool thanks zazu. kay guys, take whatya please.

Dogo: ha ha, sweet.

J.r: so this is like your chef or whatever?

Kion: pretty much yeah.

Zazu sees j.rs broken wild case

Zazu: the wild?

J.r: pretty much.

Zazu: yeah dude, common mistake.

Zazu flies off to the kitchen

Dogo: anyway, yeah guys, i think i can name off at least thirty princesses.

Kion: alright then dogo. time for the timer.

Kion starts the timer

Dogo: cinderella, snow white, mulan, pocahontas, hillary, jesus christ, my little pony x, steven universe, dragon ball, hillary again, jack frost, jack black, i have to poop, aids, jews, rosa parks evanescence, gohan, my but, sexy tits, boobies, the tooth fairy, kion, simba, jasiri, ono, kiara, kovu, evanescence again, more boobies, the tooth fairy, my but again. hillary again, donald trump, hippie god, sonic the hedgehog, total drama, my but again,  success! 

Jeffy and j.r: yeah, boomba dogo.

Simba: i don't even think most of those worked.

Kion: yeah like, do you even know what you were supposed to name off dogo?

Dogo: presidents. duh.

Kion: dogo, even if you were, you're but can't be president dude. it can't even talk.

Dogo: pfft, whatever dude. who wants to go next?

Simba: i'll go.

Kion: alright then. dogo get him a card.

Dogo: on it.

Dogo gets simba a card

Dogo: alright simba, it says that you have to guess as many video game franchises as possible.

Simba: twenty. start the timer dude.

Dogo: on it.

Dogo starts the timer

Simba: sonic, pokemon, mario, zelda, mega man, digimon, final fantasy, super smash bros, metroid, no more heroes, star fox, ratchet and clank, crash bandicoot, spyro the dragon, grand theft auto, call of duty, halo, fallout, farcry, tomb raider. yeah!

Kion and simba high five

Kion: awesome job dude.

Dogo: lol.

J.r: alright jeffy, now everyone else went, so it's your turn i guess.

Jeffy: kay j.r, get me a card.

J.r: on it.

J.r gets a card for jeffy

J.r: alright jeffy, now you have to name off as many dc characters as possible.

Jeffy: kay, i'll name thirty.

Jeffy starts the timer

Jeffy: superman, batman, spiderman, hulk, thing, deadpool, catwoman, wonder woman, wolverine, deathstroke, darkseid, lex luthor, the joker, the penguin, clayface, flash, green lantern, lego batman, lego superman, lego flash, lego green lantern, robin, lego robin, riddler, lego catwoman, lego joker, lego clayface, lego penguin, harley quinn, lego harley quinn. lol, did it!

Kion: nice work jeffy.

Dogo: wow dude, you really know your dc.

Jeffy: i watched just about every superhero movie in my house. best villain, catwoman. best superhero, batman. i ship them. best character, batman. congratulations batman, you avenged your parents dude. spoiler alert, the dude didn't die in arkham knight.

Kion: how do you know that?

Jeffy: the dudes shadow was shown in the final cutscene of the game, he obviously survived the explosion.

Kion: yeah, now that i think about it, it is a possibility.

Dogo starts scratching himself

Simba: so what do we do now?

Kion: well, were out of board games. yeah, i gotta go to the store to get some more.

Jeffy: well we'll be heading home then. later kion. later dogo. later simba.

J.r: yeah bye guys, it was awesome meeting you.

Kion: later guys.

Simba: see ya.

Dogo: peace out.

Jeffy and j.r head home

Dogo: so what DO we do now?

Simba: i dunno dogo.

Kion: you guys wanna sneak into selena gomez's room and take her panties?

Dogo stops scratching himself

Dogo: boss kion!

Simba: yeah dudes, let's do it.

Kion: alright then, get in the car dudes. we're headin to vegas.

Kion simba and dogo head to the car

Scene cut to jeffy and j.r arriving home

Jeffy and j.r: xbox! xbox! xbox! xbox! xbox!

Chef pee pee appears in front of them

Chef pee pee: j.r, where the hell were you and jeffy?

J.r: oh yeah, we were just at our friend kion's house.

Jeffy: yeah he's super cool chef pee pee, you gotta meet him sometime.

Chef pee pee: well either way, just remember. whenever you sneak out of the house, take away your evidence.

J.r: you, you saw the rope?

Chef pee pee: yeah dude, i saw the rope.

J.r and jeffy look at each other

Jeffy: wanna play xbox?

J.r: totally!

Jeffy and j.r walk upstairs to play xbox and chef pee pee goes back into the kitchen

Narrator: as kion and his friends played board games to the extreme, and met jeffy's friend j.r, the pact of game night continues on from there. will jeffy and j.r eventually become parts of the main story line? and will kion and the others find the other band gods? only time will tell. stay tuned in next time, for the next pride land adventures.

To be continued

Kion: finally, another band god is showin up. in case you're wondering, after two months of waiting, we finally found out where another one of the band gods is. and trust me, if you're prone to seizures,  then you might wanna wear shades. so yeah, me and my friends headed off to find the sixth band god instrument, and it's in some light temple of some kind. from kovu's point of view, it's a pyramid, so the guardians obviously a mummy.

Kion: next time, the pyramid of light. finally we're gonna find another band god instrument.

Instrumental version of the main theme plays during the credits