Narrator: long ago, seven legendary gods of power were sealed away in magical instruments awaiting the day their chosen heirs found them. these gods are known as, the band gods.

(Theme music from dragon ball original plays)

Chorus:(singing)band gods, gotta find those band gods, don't stop till you've found Em all, the seven magic gods, it's all you've gotta do to make the band of life, get those band gods, band gods, the greatest test of all is to find that seventh God, danger all around you, evil everywhere, evil will surround you, keep on searching but beware, Kion, he's gonna show you, he and his friends will find a way, Kion, he's gonna show you, he and his friends are gonna save the day, band gods, there's always evil searching for the band gods, you can always listen for when the guitar calls, you won't believe the magic in the seven gods, you can out you're trust inside of the band gods.

Narrator: previously on pride land adventures, Kion and his friends got bored so they decided to do a little skit with pretend house, but they take it way too far. they go as far as to snap at each other, domestic abuse, and...live cum drinking, yeah i know, it grossed me out too. now that that's over with, our heroes are preparing for a holiday known as kupatana, the biggest day of the entire year.

(Ost dragon ball z theme plays and the title screen says kupatana preparation)

Scene cuts to a random spot in the pride lands with Kion getting a beat on his guitar

Kion plays a soft beat 

Kion: no, too soft.

Kion plays a harder but still soft beat 

Kion: no now it's too hard. plays soft and hard beat

Kion: God, why is this so hard?

Jasiri walks up to him

Jasiri: hey Kion, what's wrong?

Kion: oh hey Siri, I'm just finding the right beat for my guitar for kupatana.

Jasiri: kupatana?

Kion: yeah. I told my dad I'd do some gig at it, but I can't find the right beat.

Jasiri: I'm sure you'll get it Kion. it can't be that hard.

Kion: easy for you to say, your band God is made of vocals. heck, how will anyone know This dude truly is the best guitar player in ever if I can't even find a good beat?

Jasiri: you sure about that?

Kion: what? that I can't find a good beat?

Jasiri: no dude. that you're the best guitarist in the world.

Kion: well, I do represent its band God.

Jasiri: heh heh, yeah. I've heard about kupatana lots of times from moana, but I've never been to it before due to being at out lander. what's it like?

Kion: oh jasiri, it's awesome. kupatana is the one day of the year where both lands unite in harmony and peace, not to mention the day the pride lands were built.

Jasiri: sounds intense. I can see why you wanna play that solo at it.

Kion: yeah, I just need the right tune.

Jasiri: you'll get it eventually dude, heck you saved lives with that thing. if that's not proof that you're good with that thang, then I don't know what is.

Kion: yeah, I can see your point.

Scene cuts to the mysterious jackal pup who was spying on them

Mysterious jackal pup: kupatana huh? sounds fun. I'd better inform mom about this.

The mysterious jackal pup runs off and hops back into the out lands scraping himself

Mysterious jackal pup: ow! who the heck thought it would be a good idea to send jackals down here anyway? what a dopey idea. now, back to informing mom about kupatana.

The mysterious jackal pup runs into his house as vitani appeared in front of him

Mysterious jackal pup: vitani!

Vitani: precisely young jackal.

The mysterious jackal pup tries to go around vitani but she's too quick for him

Vitani: listen kid, I don't want any trouble got it? I know you have info about what Kion and his friends are doing, so let me hear it.

Mysterious jackal pup: and why the heck would I ever trust you huh? I know how you deal with your enemies!

Vitani becomes impressed at his choice of words

Vitani: wise point young one, but I'm not playin games here, what did you learn?

Mysterious jackal pup: heck no slut, I'll neuvuh tell you! neuvuh neuvuh neuvuh neuvuh neuvuh neu-

Vitani shuts the mysterious jackal pups mouth forcefully making him whimpers in pain

Vitani: strong words, weak strength. I suggest you hand over the info before your real mother gets destroyed.

The mysterious jackal pup becomes shocked

Mysterious jackal pup: you know rei rei's not my real mom?

Vitani: precisely, and unless you tell me what you know, you can forget about re-meeting her.

Mysterious jackal pup sighs of defeat

Mysterious jackal pup: alright fine, come closer.

Vitani: very well.

The mysterious jackal pup whispers into vitani's ear and vitani becomes intrigued

Vitani: kupatana huh? sounds interesting.

Scene cuts to Kion and jasiri still figuring out a beat for kion's gig when mheetu walks up to them

Mheetu: hey Kion, hey jasiri.

Kion: oh. hey mheetu.

Jasiri: what up.

Mheetu: nothing much really, just bored. what are you dudes doing?

Jasiri: Kion got a solo gig at kupatana and he's trying to find the right guitar beat.

Kion: I just can't seem to perfect it. it's gotta have that same rock tone but at the same time keep up with the kupatana beat.

Mheetu: well, why don't you just use those bolt things on it and change them?

Kion: I guess that could work.

Kion changes some of the bolts

Jasiri: dude, why would they even put those on there?

Kion: I don't know, but those dudes are obviously retards.

Scene cuts to vitani and the mysterious jackal pup spying on them

Vitani: Kay brat, now this kupatana thing is supposed to be the biggest event of the year and their not gonna have a speck of it. so on that day you're gonna convince them to let you stay in the pride lands for that day in particular and wreck kupatana, got it?

Mysterious jackal pup: I guess. but, what if they get suspicious?

Vitani: I have my ways.(pulls out potion from thin air and pours it on the ground)Behold, fire gremlins. the most destructive of their kind. once I absorb them, I'll get much more powerful.

Mysterious jackal pup: I hope you know what you're doing.

Vitani: well I won't need you for a month now, so you can beat it.

Mysterious jackal pup: very well then.

The mysterious jackal pup runs off

Vitani: now, Where were we?

Scene cuts to Kion jasiri and mheetu

Jasiri: no no, just think about it dude. the band gods are like all over the place right? so of course it would be hard to find them.

Just then they hear vitani vocalizing

Kion: vitani?

Vitani walks up to them

Vitani: the one and only Kion, I see you're preparing for kupatana.

Mheetu: and you're here, why exactly?

Vitani: I think it's pretty obvious why I'm here mheetu. you're kupatana wont be as special as you think, heck I know exactly what it's like. and with chaos happening at it, your kupatana will be destroyed, starting with this.

Vitani activates her amulet

Kion: dudes, get back.

Kion jasiri and mheetu back up

Jasiri: how does that thing work?

Kion: wish I knew jasiri. it's pretty cool though.

Vitani starts vocalizing and absorbing the fire gremlins

Kion: fire gremlins.

Jasiri: where did she find those?

Mheetu: so cool.

Vitani absorbs the rest of the gremlins

Vitani: enjoy kupatana while you can, cause it'll be you're last.

Kion: last(blasts fire roar ball at vitani)this!

Vitani blocks the fire roar ball

Vitani: I see you've advanced at this roar thing, I look forward to seeing it at its full potential.

Jasiri: full potential? you mean the way he used it when we first met you?

Vitani: exactly! and when it's at its max power, it will be so powerful that no part of the land can take it. well, if used wrong that is.

Mheetu: wrong yo mama, you don't know squat!

Vitani: oh mheetu, I know much more than you ever could hope to know.

Vitani vanishes into thin air

Jasiri: what was that all about kion?

Kion: I don't know jasiri, but we'd better prepare for it.

Just then simba and nala run up to them

Simba: dudes what happened? we heard vitani from the snack booth.

Nala: what's she up to this time?

Kion: something that has to relate to kupatana, and we'd better prepare for it.

Jasiri: right.

Scene cuts to the out lands with the mysterious jackal pup talking with his mother

Mysterious jackal pup: mother, I have some news about the pride landers.

Rei rei: yes son, what did you find out?

Mysterious jackal pup: apparently their preparing for the celebration of kupatana, which is meant to be the biggest event of the entire year.

Rei rei: yes, well done. that's just the day we've been waiting for.

Mysterious jackal pup: you have? but why?

Rei rei: well son, kupatana as you know is Swahili for harmony. it's the one day of the year that both lands can come together, no matter what species, and in anyway possible. if it's ruined by just the simplest of violence, untold misfortune can occur in the land of Africa. it can lead to much misfortune upon the pride lands.

Mysterious jackal pup: well mom, if you're planning on doing it yourself then that could be a problem.

Rei rei: and why do you say that?

Mysterious jackal pup: well, on my way back vitani found me and literately forced the info right from my soul, and now she wants to wreck kupatana too. so we have to work for her to make this possible.

Rei rei thinks for a moment

Rei Rei: very well. mizingo!

A vulture flies down to rei rei

Mizingo: yes master rei rei, how may I serve you?

Rei Rei: inform vitani that we'd be happy to join her in destroying kupatana. just make sure she gets the picture.

Mizingo: yes master rei rei.

Mizingo flies off to inform vitani

Mysterious jackal pup: um mom, what if i didn't want to destroy kupatana? what would happen to me then?

Rei Rei: well son, it would make you a dirty double crosser and then we would slaughter you in the worst way possible.

The mysterious jackal pup gulps of fear

Rei Rei: why do you ask?

Mysterious jackal pup:(chuckles nervously)um, no reason. just wondering how you would take it. heh heh.

Rei rei: yes, I'm glad to hear that, now continue your training young one, we have a holiday to wreck apart.

Rei rei walks out of the room

Mysterious jackal pup: why the heck did I even say that? i have to focus, my mothers safety rest inside of my hands.

Scene cuts to Kion and his friends informing mufasa about vitani

Kion: and that's why this kupatana has to be guarded drastically, cause if not then we'll pretty much be killed by some she demon who sings people's souls.

Mufasa: I see. I'll send the best guards and if that doesn't work then you and you're friends can take it from there.

Kion: alright then.

Jasiri: don't worry mufasa, we won't disappoint.

Mufasa: I'm glad to hear that jasiri, I suggest you keep preparing though.

Kion: right.

Kion and his friends walk down to the training room and Ono flies in

Ono: hey Kion. I heard that you guys ran into vitani while preparing for kupatana, what did she do this time?

Kion: nothin much really dude. just absorbed a few fire gremlins with her voice and told us about my fire roar thing.

Ono: very intriguing,i think there's more to that ability then meets the eye.

Jasiri: but vitani told us it could be used in a wrong way Ono, I don't even think that's possible.

Ono: but that's just it jasiri,if I calculate it correctly, if used right it could bring amazing promise, but if used wrong it could cause major destruction of earths core.

Simba: sounds intense.

Ono: oh yes it is simba, and in addition to that theory I think I found out what janja wants with kiara's voice.

Kion: you have,what does he want?

Ono: well, kiara has a special talent in her voice that most people can't acquire, and if vitani gets her hands on it, it could lead to abysmal consequences.

Kion: what kind of consequences?

Ono: well Kion, if I can remember correctly getting the four element voices of doom can revive the most deadly singing band in the known universe, I believe their called the dazzalings.

Kion: the dazzalings. does sound exiting, although they'll have to deal with my awesome sick chops in order to get past us.

Nala: they are pretty sick.

Mheetu: yeah, there's no denying it.

Ono: I'll go do more research on this. good luck guys.

Ono flies out the lair

Kion: alright dudes, time to start training for vitani's next assault. the fate of kupatana depends on how it all goes down from there.

Scene cuts to the mysterious jackal pup training for the kupatana celebration

Mysterious jackal pup:(inside head)kion is not a force to be reckoned with. he's fast, quick, strong, he's superior to us in every way.

The mysterious jackal pup kicks the head off of the training dummy

Mysterious jackal pup: no matter the cause, i can't lose to him.

The mysterious jackal pup walks over to his computer and spies on kion training to defend kupatana

Mysterious jackal pup: he seems really nice. no. no. i have to focus. my job is to wreck kupatana and take over the pride lands, not make friends with the enemy. i have to focus on the mission at hand, and stop looking at him like he's a saint.

The mysterious jackal pup looks at kion through his computer blankly

Mysterious jackal pup: you'd better watch out kion. cause i'm coming for you. and you and your friends won't expect it. you will die.

Narrator: as vitani plots to take over kupatana as well as using the jackals to her advantage, our heroes train to prepare for her next attack. will dark kion reach his full potential? will the dazzalings be restored to their final state? and will our leader lion be able to save kupatana? only time will tell, stay tuned in next time for the next pride land adventures.

To be continued

Alternative Kion: oh god, first an alternative universe is mentioned, and then kira is killing criminals, and anyone in his way, and now I'm responsible for finding the other bending gods? well, at least I know they come willingly and not towards us having to find them. I told my friends about it and they'd be happy to help. we just have to find out where this bending gods are. and with all of us on the case there's nothing that can stand in our way.

Alternative Kion: next time search for the bending gods. I'll get back to the alternative universe later, as well as getting in on the kira case. right now, I have a responsibility to handle, and fast.

Instrumental version of the main theme plays during the credits