just got yelled at by my grandma :) she said if she dies it's my fault bc i said i didn't wanna do the dishes and for complaining y'know there's a tone and way of speaking in korean where u know they said it in spite of their anger but that rlly hurt and i'm feeling depressed :( if this chapter seems sad or angsty you know why

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"Your parents seemed really tense."

Taehyung chewed on his chocolate covered coffee beans, looking up slowly to see Seokjin laying on the sofa in front of him, fiddling with his shirt.

"There's...a lot you're not telling me but, they didn't seem like what a married couple would act like." Seokjin looked up with round eyes and Taehyung scoffed.

"Vampire parents aren't exactly warm with each other." Taehyung said, clearing his throat.

Seokjin frowned. "Yoongi's parents seemed so loving over him, though."

Taehyung looked up. "Sweetheart, I don't like it when you bring up that man's name."

"But I'm...I just want to know." Seokjin pouted. "Did something happen in the past or—?"

"I said not to ask!" Taehyung snarled, abruptly standing and causing the coffee beans to spill out onto the floor. Seokjin flinched and looked up in surprise and Taehyung's eyes glowed a furious red. "Don't. Ask."

Seokjin stared in dismay as the vampire stomped up the stairs, and he swallowed nervously before getting up timidly after a while of contemplating whether to follow after him or not.

He tiptoed to his room and found Taehyung curled up on Seokjin's bed, one of his pillows tucked to his chest, the male breathing in Seokjin's lingering scent deeply. Seokjin swallowed and padded in, laying beside Taehyung and slipping the pillow out of his grip and cuddling into his chest. Without saying anything, Taehyung hugged him closer and softly murmured something in a language he was unable to understand, yet Seokjin just hummed and nuzzled into his embrace.

"M'sorry."

Seokjin nodded. "It's fine, Tae, but you scared me a little..."

Something else was murmured in that language and Seokjin blinked open one eye to see Taehyung's eyebrows scrunched together, tense. "I shouldn't have yelled at you, love."

"It's okay." Seokjin laughed gently and Taehyung sighed.

"Lemme kiss," Taehyung grumbled, before pulling him even closer to press their lips together in a passionate kiss, tongue and teeth clashing, Seokjin moaning softly, his dainty fingers curling into Taehyung's chest. "So pretty..."

"Tae..." Seokjin mumbled into the kiss, humming as Taehyung's hands gripped the back of his head and one on his back, pushing him close. The smacking of their lips and tongues was lewd enough to make Seokjin slightly aroused and he could feel something hard poke his thigh, and Seokjin knew Taehyung wanted to do something more than just cuddling.

So he allowed Taehyung to slowly move closer until he was kneeling above Seokjin, the latter tipping his head back and allowing him to knead the soft skin of his ass as his mouth found a tender spot to drink. His hips jerked up from pleasure and he giggled when Taehyung pulled back with his lips stained with blood, quickly licking it away before beginning to kiss Seokjin again.

"You taste bad now," Seokjin wrinkled his nose at the slight metallic taste in his mouth, and he rolled his eyes when Taehyung smirked and licked his teeth. The latter began to continue to make weird faces, and Seokjin burst out laughing before smacking his chest and sighing, "just fuck me already, Tae."

Taehyung grinned and kissed down his neck, resting at his pink nipples. "If you wish..." He murmured before suckling on his breasts, reeling back when something warm and sweet landed on his tongue. "Ah, I forgot about your milk..."

Seokjin gasped and turned pink. "M-me too," he attempted to cover his nipples but Taehyung pushed his hands away and began to fondle the flowery buds with his tongue again.

"So sweet...is there a part of you that isn't?" Taehyung murmured, lapping away the white liquid that spilled from his buds. Whining in embarrassment, Seokjin arched his back and attempted to wriggle away but that resulted in Taehyung pulling him even closer, his face buried in his chest. "Let me taste a little more, love...you're so irresistible I can't help myself."

Taehyung suckled, leaning back until the nipples were red and swollen and Seokjin gasped as Taehyung finally stopped indulging himself, smirking. "Thanks for the meal, beauty~ now let me make you feel good."

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"Oh my God, Jimin what are you doing with Seokmin?!"

Jimin looked up guiltily, face smeared with red, his hands soaked with the same color. Seokmin giggled and threw a handful of the liquid onto Jimin's teeshirt and Namjoon dropped the groceries in his hands in shock.

"ARE YOU TEACHING ME SON HOW TO DISEMBOWEL SOMEONE'S GUTS?!"

Jimin flinched, reeling back and kicking the dead body away behind him. "No! It's fake." He said quickly.

Namjoon seethed. "IT DOESN'T SMELL LIKE IT." He beckoned Seokmin to come closer to him. "Seokmin, come here."

Seokmin pouted, crossing his arms and looking away. "No! No siajsis—no Dada!" He blubbered nonsense.

Namjoon's nostrils flared. "No?" He echoed. He glared daggers into Jimin's frame and the younger laughed nervously. "Why are you teaching my sweet baby such violent things?!"

"Joonie~ I know it's hard being pregnant a third time, but we've gotta let Seokmin grow up sooner or later...he's gonna have to hunt for food himself one day." Jimin said, appearing by Namjoon's side and surrounding him before placing his suddenly clean hands around his belly. He must've quickly gone up and rinsed himself off, and because vampires were so quick he didn't even notice. The dead body was also nowhere to be seen. "How can I make it up to you, sweets?"

Namjoon glowered. "First of all, put these groceries away." Namjoon sighed and sat down on the couch. "Use your super vampire speed, I'm human and slow and you can do it in under—"

"Done." Jimin said, and Namjoon looked up in surprise to see the groceries gone. "Anything else?"

Namjoon cleared his throat and pointed at the messy Seokmin. "Clean Seokmin—"

He saw his child vanish for a moment before reappearing and Namjoon gaped. After all this time he still couldn't believe Jimin could be so fast. And Yoongi was supposedly even faster. Hoseok was so lucky...he could just order the vampire to do all the house chores in an instant.

"Uhm," Namjoon looked around as Jimin stared, eyes soft like honey and staring so expectantly at him. Instantly Namjoon flung his arms out and pouted his lips, and Jimin blinked, surprised. "Cuddle!"

Jimin laughed and walked over to embrace him in a hug, growling softly. "Cuddle? That's all you want to do?"

"Look, my ass hurts from having you up there all day yesterday. You can't be saying you're still horny." Namjoon grumbled, but he felt himself relax in Jimin's grip.

Jimin whined. "I can't help myself...you're so pretty...c'mon, open these legs," Jimin's hands crawled up Namjoon's thighs, kneading them, "just wanna play with you legs, hm? That okay?"

Namjoon groaned. "Jimin, you know I'm sensitive there."

Jimin snickered, mouthing against his neck gently. "I know~ that's why."

But before both parents could step further beyond that point, Seokmin waddled down the hall and plopped on the couch beside them, blabbering. "Fuck," Seokmin giggled and Namjoon froze. Jimin tensed. "Dada, fuck!"

Namjoon stared incredulously at Jimin and the vampire raised his hand innocently. "Hey, that's what you were screaming last night when I fucked you good."

Seokmin laughed again, gnawing on Namjoon's arm and leaving little bite marks. He blubbered and smiled cutely.

"Hehe, Daddy fuck!"