tired of all these toxic ass bitches that refuse to watch MY KINGS MUSIC VIDEO FUCK

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"Why are you so cranky?" Taehyung looked up sadly at his lover as the male huffed and wrapped the blanket tighter around himself, eyes fixed on the TV and with Taehyug attempting to snuggle the male's legs, only to be kicked away and those legs to slip into the blanket he had around himself. "I baked you a cake, you sucked me off, what else do you need right now?"

Seokjin flushed. "Is sex all you think about? What about aftercare? You didn't give me snuggles, or anything else for that manner. And you put kale in the cake, asshole."

Taehyung shrugged, poking the vanilla bread with the weird green spots. "It tastes weird already so how would it change if I put kale in it? I heard it was healthy and I put it in there for you." Taehyung cooed and poked his fiance's nose softly, purring. "But you're cute when you're embrarrased. Maybe I should fluster you more, love."

Seokjin snorted and looked away. "Fuck off, I'm not gonna listen to your bullshit."

"Your pregnancy is bringing the worst mood swings." Taehyung groaned, burying his face into Seokjin's legs. "But you smell good so it's okay."

Seokjin didn't question anything as Taehyung climbed beside him and just hugged his side, which Seokjin had to admit felt quite comforting. With their close proximity, Seokjin closed his eyes and snuggled closer to Taehyung, sighing.

"Am I forgiven?" Taehyung asked smugly, looking up and Seokjin bared his teeth mockingly, to which Taehyung responded with showing off his own frighteningly long fangs. But Seokjin had gotten used to just how sharp they were and instead of backing off he swooped down and kissed the vampire's lips, catching him off guard. "Damn. Is that an invitation to fuck?"

Seokjin's smile faded from his face and Taehyung squeaked when he was shoved roughly onto the floor. "B-babe!" He shouted, taken aback.

Seokjin's eyes glowed with a fire and Taehyung instantly quieted down. "No fucking for a week, bitch."

Taehyung's eyes rounded and Seokjin lifted his chin with a succesful glint in his eyes. Even if Seokjin couldn't match Taehyung's strength, speed, or physical wellbeing, Seokjin could always tempt the vampire with his existence. Because there was nothing else in this world that Taehyung loved more than him.

Nothing.

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the end.