y'all my brother's a snitch i ate a couple of chips in the morning and he snitched on me that little shit

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Taehyung woke up with a groan, staring at his lover who laid still snoring softly beside him, lips plush and cheeks squished cutely up against the pillow.

God what a strange fucking dream. He doesn't really have those kinks, does he? I hope so... 'cause that'd be kinky as hell....wait no. My baby's too innocent...

"Ngh, Tae, stop moving you fatass," Seokjin mumbled, shoving his chest away and snuggling into the pillows, with Taehyung reeling back because he didn't expect the blow of the impact to be so powerful.

"Bab—"

"Be quiet," Seokjin muttered, with a yawn only to sit up with a gasp. The younger's hands flew to his stomach and Taehyung sat up, ruffling his hair.

"Rose?" He asked, watching as Seokjin got to his feet and darted to the bathroom. "Is everything okay?"

"M'fine! J-just...ah—oh jeez."

"Love?" Taehyung got up to the door and softly pushed against the door, seeing that it was open. He froze when he saw Seokjin staring at his belly in the mirror, and Taehyung stifled a laugh at the younger's amazed expression. "What are you looking at?"

"Tae! The baby's kicking!"

Taehyung blinked, walking forward and embrace him from behind and place his larger hands over the back of the swollen tummy. He felt a soft little kick and Taehyung laughed. "I bet it's a boy~ so noisy, this little baby."

Seokjin giggled and looked up, leaning back onto the vampire's chest and smiling when Taehyung pecked the top of his forehead. "Th-thank you." Seokjin stuttered, a pink flush rising on his cheeks.

"For what?" Taehyung tipped his head.

"For this."

And they kissed.

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Taehyung patted the top of Seokjin's head as his lover fell asleep on the couch after...having some fun.

They were playing around in the kitchen baking a cake (what u perverts u thought they were wink wonking? frickle frackling? pft no u perrrvvvsss ), and it was in the oven when Taehyung found Seokjin sleeping on the couch, his hands over his tummy and his cheeks squished against the sofa cushion.

"You are too cute," Taehyung smiled, sitting down beside the human and lifting him gently onto his lap and softly taking his lips onto his. "Mine, you're mine." He said quietly, kissing him gently even though the latter was asleep. "All mine."

Soon enough, though, Taehyung began to softly bite and gnaw on his lip, causing Seokjin to blink awake with a groan, muttering for the vampire to stop only to realize his lips were caught between two fangs. "Tae?" He mumbled, surprised as the vampire growled and kissed him harder. Seokjin's eyes shot open and his hands flew to press against Taehyung's chest. "Mm—!"

"Mine," Taehyung snarled, pinning his arms beside the human's head and kissing him harder, eyes blazing, with Seokjin whining and growing weak with every lick and suck and bite. "You're mine, love, do you understand?"

"Ng—of course I do!" Seokjin gasped, panting as Taehyung pulled away. Seokjin pouted. "What the hell? I thought we were baking a cake, not trying to fuck each other..."

Taehyung grinned, admiring the red and swollen nature of the younger's lips. "So pretty...we are, love. You fell asleep and we've still got like, thirty minutes before the cake's cooked." He eyed his fiancé up and down, licking his lips. "Wanna go for a round?"

Seokjin snorted and laid back on the couch. "No. Bake me that cake and we'll talk."

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extremely short chapter but hey! school's a bitch :>

also, if ur a girl, can y'all pls tell me info about periods ;-; i swear i'm not a creep i need my abo fanfics to be accurate or else i'll beat myself up for it

anyways, i hope this book is good bc i'm ending it soon :D