Here's a late Birthday present for my friend DrxSlade . I sincerely hope you enjoy!

Knock knock

"I'm not buying anything, scram!" Shouted Slade towards the door. He was standing, looking in a mirror, and grooming himself handsomely for a group outing, you see: after he had started living in Beach City years before, he had made lots of friends. Among them were the now famous and fan favorite alien group on earth, and he even got to be one of the first humans who ever managed to buy a house in Little Homeworld.

It was a nice life, surrounded by many peculiar friends... and that day he had planned to see a movie at the theater... and he had also planned to make a great impression. Not because he was in love or anything... right?

"You dumbo, it's us!" Laughed a familiar voice behind the door. Opening it, Slade smiled at the sight of his three closest "space friends": Amethyst, Lapis Lazuli, and Peridot. The purple gem fistbumped the young man "Yo Slay-man. You ready or nah?"

"If you give me the time to put on some deodorant, I will be."

"Is it really necessary? I always thought your natural scent was quite good on its own." Chirped Peridot, getting the other's eyes on her. "... What? I spoke the truth! Don't stare at me like clods!"

Slade chuckled at the funny scene of his friends bickering like always: things really changed... but they also had remained the same old goofy bozos they were when he first met them. He fixed his hair just a bit, grabbed his keys, and out he went, joining the alien trio on the outing they had planned. They walked at a slow, tranquil pace... or rather, Amethyst and Slade did: Lapis preferred flying near the ground, with Peridot lazily sat on her back. "So, did you three end up deciding on which flick to see?"

"We stayed undecided for a long while... until this little gremlin here decided on that... Turtle movie"

"IT'S TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, LAPIS! Stars, you're such a clod sometiiIIIIIIIHHHH!!!" Peridot started screeching, as Lapis suddenly accelerated and flipped in midair, making her fall... right into Slade's arms. "Gyah! Thanks, Slade..." Peridot looked at the young man... and felt something twinge in her. His hold on her, the warmth and the softness of his organic body... and the gentleness of his eyes, like a twinkling light. She was... entrapped in this... sudden feeling?... but was it really sudden?... the gem didn't know. And as she soon came to realize, with a quick glance to her fellow mineral based companions' blushing faces, that she wasn't alone in such a feeling. What to do? Capitalize? Try and... seize Slade for herself? What about them? What if he doesn't accept? Should she tell them? Should she say something? What was this noise?

"PERIIIIII!"

"GYAH! What, what is it?!" The green gem snapped back from her wondering state, shaking her head and looking up at the calling Human.

"You ok? You fell and... you know..."

"Yeah... yeah I'm fine. Very fine. Very..." She gently rubbed her hand on his chest, giggling a bit and smirking at the other gems' unmistakable jealous looks. Slade blushed a bit... and then softly set her back on the ground, patting her head. "Thank you, Slade. I appreciated it... verily. Nyehehehehe~". And with that laugh, Peridot walked forward, in front of the other trio, all towards the movie theater. Behind her, a confused Slade... and two very jealous gems, who were promising themselves they wouldn't have fallen behind for long.

The first to act on a plan was Lapis: as they approached the theater, she stopped flying, and started walking at the same rhythm as Slade. She waited... just until the moment the human occupied his hand while searching for some cash... and she grabbed the other hand, intertwining her fingers with his. She giggled mischievously when he looked at her confused and blushed to reach a chili pepper red complexion. She smiled at the human, ensuring him that it wasn't a big deal... between friends. Friends. Of course... of course~.

Time went in a blur for Slade from there. He was so... well he didn't know how to describe it: he felt his heart flutter, pitter and patter, his cheeks flared up, his brain a little mushy, and his crotch... well we shouldn't talk about his crotch right now. All he knew was that somehow, in this... trance-like state, he had bought the tickets, and had gone into the showing room. In all of this, he was certain that he hadn't left Lapis' hand even for a moment. It felt so... weird, in a way. He indeed was attracted to the gems, but this sudden attention was... peculiar. It felt... good. Very good. He couldn't help but wonder what more could happen that day, and he wouldn't have been disappointed, trust me.

During the first part of the movie, in fact, even if Lapis had finally let go of his hand, he felt Amethyst's eyes on him... at all times. Like he was a bunny, and She was a hawk ready to swoop in and get a nice tasty meal. And yet, she didn't act, ever... until the half point of the movie arrived: the theater stopped the movie rolling, giving a 10 minute break, and Slade decided to make use of it with a trip to the bathroom. He quickly went, entered a stall, did his business... and just as he was done cleaning himself, he felt... something pinch his backside. Or rather... someone.

"Going all by yourself, handsome?~" Slade jumped and yelped, turning around... and in front of him appeared the visage of Amethyst. The short purple Alien had discarded her clothing, and smiled seductively at him, exhibiting her bountiful curves. Needless to say the sight dried up Slade's throat like a sponge: he could only watch, his mouth agape, as the short gem strutted the small distance between them... and took hold of his quickly hardening penis. The human could only stifle a moan as she started gently pumping it between her soft, chubby fingers. "A... Ame..."

"Shhhh~... No need for anything, Slade~... just showing you how much I appreciate you~... you just stay quiet and enjoy. Aaaahhhmm!~" And with those words, Amethyst wrapped her mouth around Slade's cock, and began bobbing her head up and down on it, sucking the appendix with great gusto. She even made sure to push Slade back, so he'd have to look down at her... and at her swaying, delicious looking plum colored asscheeks.

Any defense Slade could put up soon fell apart like a castle of cards: Amethyst's tongue, longer and mobile like a python, wrapped tightly around his whole length, and moved up and down, giving the young man a... tonguejob. He soon gave in, throwing away reason and palming the alien's head, pushing her up and down on his dick, grunting in pure bliss as he heard her hum in joy. What else could he have done against such an immaculate sucker? Ames could have put any pornstar on the planet to shame, she could do the impossible, after all. The human could only howl as he grabbed her head, and started fucking her face, his scrotum slapping sloppily against the Gem's chin.

A few minutes later, after much moaning and grunting... and a healthy dose of delightful spanks to her butt, Amethyst felt the tube of meat in her gullet throb and bloat, ready to burst in her. She rejoiced internally... and suddenly shot her tongue out, lapping at the gurgling testicles of her crush. Slade couldn't hold it, the stimulation was too much... and so, with a throaty roar, he reached one of the best orgasms he ever reached in his life, pouring his essence down the gem's gullet... and boy did she gulp it down with the lewdest sounds he could ever imagine. He panted, seeing Amethyst let his cock go with a gentle "Pop" of her lips, and giggle silently, awaiting for his reaction. "W-Wow... Haaah... Amethyst that was-"

"The first of today, Slay-dude~." Her voice was... intentionally sultry, as much as her smile and eyes were. "Forget the movie now. There's more to do~"

"Indeed there is!" Two voices said in unison behind the door. The purple gem smirked, opening the door just in time to show Peridot and Lapis undress, revealing their bodies: Lapis's slender, yet shapely and toned figure... Peridot's small, yet impressively wide and plush behind... all was shown to Slade's hungry eyes... and it made him happy. Or rather, it made him horny again, his cock rehardening back to what it was before, pointed like a spear towards the two. "Oh my~... It appears you and your reproduction rod are ready, yes? Nyehehehe~"

"I wonder who of you he will take first~"

"Nonsense, Ames... watch this~". Lapis moved quick: in less than a second, she had thrown Peridot ass first into Slade's face, making his body bend backwards enough that she could hop on his hips... and impale herself on his length, loudly screaming in pleasure as her insides changed shape forcefully with the insertion. On the other end, Slade couldn't let pleasure blind him: he had a job to do, in front of his face stood the most delicious dish he could imagine, and he didn't stop for a moment to think about anything. And so, Slade started doing something he only did in his dreams: a threesome with two bombshells as a third one watched while pleasuring herself. Truly, something only a good man of culture can appreciate fully.

Amethyst had to bite her plump lip to stop herself from jumping in the spectacle she was witnessing: Lapis was bouncing high and falling down low on Slade's cock, throwing around loud and clear moans and moving the water in the bathroom erratically with her now lost in ecstasy powers; Peridot had tried to hold back her voice... but Slade's tongue proved to be too good at its job, so she let her tongue roll out and her eyes roll back, shaking her hips rhythmically on the man's face.

And Slade? Oh, Slade was pretty sure he was in Nirvana: the moist tightness coiling around his cock, the fat moons squishing his face, the deliciously sour yet sweet taste on his tongue... There was nothing he could think was hotter... and yet, he was to be disproved, as he clearly heard the two gems riding him commence the sloppiest and juiciest makeout session he and Amethyst had ever had the pleasure to see and listen to. Feeling droplets of warm saliva drop on his chest... the human felt himself cross the point of no return: his balls began gurgling, his cock throbbed wildly... and just as he felt his face being sprayed with Peridot's climax, he released a second load straight inside Lapis, his roar of glory muffled by the cheeks on his face, his ears filled with the loud screams of bliss of all three gems, as even Amethyst had brought herself to orgasm, spraying on the trio.

The four laid on the stall's formerly clean floor, panting and smiling in pure joy. They didn't speak... until Amethyst broke the silence: "Aw man... I think we lost the rest of the movie...". Slade exploded in laughter at this, and so did the other three. None of them cared, not one bit at all... For what's a few dollars of a movie's worth in front of the perfection of love?