ѕ02/ᴇ02 - ᴍᴏʀᴛʏɴɪɢʜᴛ ʀᴜɴ

You hadn't been aware of what they had been doing, those bloody imbeciles; Rick Sanchez and Morty Smith, along with Mortys sister, Summer Smith but they had gotten themselves out of it one by one and the relief you felt could almost outweigh the depression and lack of self-worth you felt; almost.

After finding them again on the monitor, you stared at them for a short while as they stood in the garage of the house, also known at Rick's laboratory. They conversed and Rick seemed to be condescendingly scolding them as Morty and Summer looked as if they were clueless, completely confused or naive about what they'd gone through.

You didn't care as long as they were still alive - even if they were in another dimension.

After finding the three of them okay, you had to focus on your task again and so you grabbed the duffle-bag and opened it just as the door opened behind you, "Get out."

Summer only walked in further and soon stood beside you when you grabbed the bottles of the Squanchk that you had gotten from Planet Squanch and then pulled out the bags of crystallised powder, they were green and turned multiple bright colours that resembled the rainbow in the light. Summer almost touched it before you slammed the coprocesserlyser and slammed that on the desk as well, "Don't touch anything, Jesus christ, do you want to die?"

She shook her head and retracted her hand, "No, I just wanna help, come on Grandma [Name]."

"What-wh-why're you calling me that? What'd I say about calling me that?"

As you growled the words out, you poured the Squanchk into the coprocesserlyser and then added half of the amount in powdered wheels from Gearworld, the rare kind and then you twisted the cap of the coprocesserlyser as if commenced mixing as if it was a blender from dimension C-137 - where you were now, or the planet you would call 'Earth.'

"I mean, Mum thinks you're her, are you my Mums Mum?" Her voice was full of curiousity but you didn't answer until the coprocesserlyser finished and it beeped three times, clicking the cap open when some steam came out, "Block your facial orifices, these fumes are the most concentrated. You could literally die if you inhale this shit."

Summer cringed and backed away when you spoke while your arm had crossed over your face to cover your mouth and nose while standing back for the sake of your eyes, "Can't you just tell me? I won't tell anybody.." She was persistent and it was fucking annoying, "Oh yeah, who would you tell, if you could? It's not like your gonna talk to those cronenburgs and they won't go near you."

"They're like so gross though, I wouldn't want them to ruin my-" She looked down to realise that her shirt was already ruined, "Well done, Sum Sum. Now get out of here before you get higher than a kite."

You didn't see it as you back was turned, but she had smiled at the name you called her and you didn't even realise you had said it. She only needed that to know who you really were and then left as she closed the door behind her.

After mixing the Squanchk and rare powdered wheels from Gearworld into the coprocesserlyser, you had taken a portal back to Planet Squanch to get back to the bar and sell the goods you created. Once the people saw the crowd that had grown upon your arrival, they knew that you had stocked up on your drink and everyone came to even have a drop of it.

Tourists from dimensions you'd never even heard of came as well, as fucked up as they looked but you still allowed them to taste your drink.

They didn't speak the same language as you and some may even get violent when receiving a stingy dosage, you didn't care and you had Squanchy next to you when he evolved into something like the last pokemon revolution of himself and a mix of the hulk when he grew super tall and full of muscles.

"Lo-look Mo-urrp-Morty! Look at all thes-these aliens, you know? They came he-here from all over the mu-mul-multi-multiverse to have some of th-this-urrp-this drink. You know, last time I came, Mo-Morty, they were out of stock! No more! But it's back, baby~!"

You heard the voice, it was fairly close and the bar doors were open, it was a normal type of bar except for the things you could order here. Your drink wasn't actually legal so it wasn't known unless you knew the name but new visitors could get a small taste of it to assure you a base of consumers. You didn't know which Rick was about to walk through those doors and it frightened you, but you also knew that you didn't have to worry too much.

The bar was indoors though there was a separate room through another door when Squanchy let people in whilst doing so in an orderly fashion so it didn't get too crowded. Whenever people seemed to hear that there was more in stock, the planet was always growing with people and tourists like crazy.

"Oh geez, Ri-Rick, there's a lot of people here.."

"Of course there is, Morty! You do-don't understand the true val-value of this drink! Th-This is like fi-finding the secret menu at Shoneys, only it's li-urrrrp-like a gazillion times greater." The man finally walked through with his grandson and you had been in front of the fridge in another room when you could hear them a lot clearer. Squanchy stood by the door of the room and you held a box next to you on a table. It had a lock and you also kept a gun on the waistband of your shorts to keep the people in line.

"We-We gotta get this stuff quickly though, I've gotta finish som-some business later and then were gonna go to Blips and Chitz~! Wooooh~! G-Gonna play Roy!"

The green drink moved fast, aliens came in and bought it, handing you the money without a care so that they could feel the high that it provided, even if it was just for a few moments. Then it came to Rick, he was with Morty and you noticed Jerry sneaking in behind him. You couldn't help raising a brow at Jerry to which he looked away frightfully which made you curious.

"Which uh.. Which Rick are you?"

Rick raised a brow, appearing suspicious as he was about to hand over one hundred and ninety smidgens, "C-137.. Who are you?"

Oh.

He was the one who had been watching, the one you'd always been keeping an eye on and he stood right in front of you waiting to be served the drink of the multiverse, "Nah uh just wo-wondering if you're the Rick fro-fro-urp-from C-137 cause it's like, cronenburg world now."

His eyes narrowed and Morty started to visibly freak, other aliens were starting to yell in different languages and the gun in our pants was grabbed as a precaution, "Yeah, that was me, an-"

"Whose your Jerry then? I remember Jerry being in C-137, with his Beth and Summer. Just no, Rick and Morty there..."

"Oh geez Ri-Rick, W-we gotta go, sh-she's onto u-us-"

"Shut up, Morty. Jerry, get back in the damn car. Jesus, who told you to follow us? Loo-Look I just came for the stuff, alr-urrp-alright? Here, take the money."

Rick saw the smile growing on your face and you just couldn't help it, you grabbed the gun, pulled it from your pants and aimed for the ceiling, "Squanchy, I'm out!"

A shot was fired and Rick freaked out, yelling about getting away and Morty was screaming too. Jerry had fallen to the floor to crawl towards the exit and you had packed all the money and drinks in your bag when you grabbed your portal gun, you opened a portal in the wall, the green lines swirled around and it moved as you stepped in, "Adios putas, I'll be back, like, someti-urrrrrp-sometime soon haha~!"

Squanchy wrecked half the place trying to control the angered aliens who hadn't gotten their drink and Rick was left to get away with his grandson and his son-in-law wondering who the fuck was that and what the fuck just happened.

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