Ch. 7: Karen Neighbor
Carmen ended up going home because she needed to check on her cat. She owns a black cat she named Theo. A male cat and you love him. Anytime you go to Carmen's place, you pet that cat a lot and he sits on your lap and purrs.
You yourself wished you could own a cat, but your dad's extremely allergic to cats. That's why you've never had one. You did have a dog and a pony, seeing that you come from a wealthy family and you could afford it.
But sadly, those two are deceased, now. Your horse was brown and white in color and had fluffy hoofs. Her name was Marshmallow. And your dog. He was a little Scottish Terrier named Jock like the one in Lady and the Tramp.
Right now, it's just you and Vin Vin. You've shown him how electricity works. How the TV works. How to use a remote. And so on. To your surprise, he's catching on to this part. You figured it out. He doesn't freak out on TV as much as he did with the electric razor. He was actually amused by the television and the picture screen on it. You found his reaction cute.
You're both watching TV right now. It's The Simpson's and he's laughing as he watches it with you. He says, "Me like this... show." You say, "Yeah. The Simpson's is funny. It's been on for up to about thirty-five years." He looks at you and says, "You... here?" You say, "No. I'm twenty-two years old. I was born in 2002. This show came out in 1989. How old are YOU?" He says, "Me... twenty-three. Two and three."
You look away and you whisper, "By now, he'd be a million and twenty something if he wasn't frozen in time." You look at him. He's fixated on the TV and the show. He's giggling a bit. You smile at his reaction as he's captivated. Like the best object he's witnessed. He says, "Me like TV." You say, "That's good. Watch more of it." You both sit there, watching it.
You suddenly feel a hand on yours and you blush. You look down to see that his hand is on top of yours. You look at him and he scoots closer to you. You say, "V-Vin Vin?" He says, "Me like you, (Y/N). Me like you lots." He looks at you and he says, "You best female besides mama Tunga." You sigh and you smile. He smiles at you. You say, "You know what? I think I will allow that kiss, this time." He grins and says, "You... will?" You nod. He says, "Ooh. Me happy." He leans in and so do you.
But before he can even brush his lips against yours, you hear a banging sound outside. As if something hit your house. You pull away and you look back saying, "What the hell?" Vin Vin asks, "What that?" Then it dawns on you and you say, "Barbara Mansfield... That bitch." You get up and you say, "Stay here, Vin Vin. Watch The Simpson's." You walk to your front door and you look out.
You see a middle-aged woman with medium messy blonde hair, a green and white shirt on, blue pants, etc. She looked to be throwing rocks at your house. You growl and you whisper, "You fucking cunt." Vin Vin looks over with a raised brow. He says, "What wrong? Who Barbara?" You look at him saying, "My stupid bitch of a neighbor who lives across from me. I'll be right back." You walk out.
You march over and you yell, "Hey! Enough of your shit, Barbara!" She stops and laughs saying, "What's wrong, little girl? Can't keep your house neat?" You say, "Maybe because you keep throwing fucking rocks at it." She says, "No! Because you're a stupid little slut who needs to learn her lesson." You say, "Fucking hell. Here we go, again."
She says, "Rich little slut thinks she's above the law, huh?" She laughs and throws a little rock at you. You gasp and you say, "What the fuck?!" Vin Vin happened to be looking out the window the whole time and he gasps saying, "(Y/N)." He growls and whispers, "Mean female Barbara. No one hurt MY (Y/N)." He opens the door. Just like he saw you do and he walks out.
Barbara says, "It's bad enough I've got young whores like you on MY street!" You say, "This isn't your street, you dumbass! You're trespassing on MY property and vandalizing." She laughs and says, "I'm stupid? Please. I..."
Barbara suddenly hears this, "You leave now, bad female lady!!" She looks to see Vin Vin. She laughs more and says, "You ARE a little heathen slut! You even brought home a random man to screw around with!" Vin Vin looks at her with hatred. He sensed something bad in her. You say, "You leave him out of this!" Vin Vin looks at you.
Barbara approaches you and she points at you saying, "No! I won't! I have my rights as a citizen here! I'm a woman of god! YOU are a slut! You belong in a fucking brothel, you dick loving floozy!" You roll your eyes and you say, "Please." Vin Vin growls and says, "You bad lady! Go away!" Barbara laughs even harder and says, "Where did you get that man, huh? He can't even speak right! Did you get him from a retard school?!" She laughs more.
You growl. Then you say, "Well miss..." You do the finger quotes and you say, "'woman of GOD.' Someone who thinks she hears HIS voice. If you're judging others in your own eyes. Calling them sluts or telling them they'll go to hell for developing early. Throwing rocks at their house. Even insulting my next-door neighbor's twelve-year-old daughter by calling her a demon for having braces. A twelve-year-old girl. Still a child. Making fun of my friend for having tattoos. Insulting MY new guy here because of how he speaks. Even making fun of that one little boy with down syndrome... at a church, nonetheless. And nearly hitting him and calling him a devil spawn! I've got news for you, bitch... That's not the voice of GOD you're hearing."
She looks at you and says, "E-excuse me?" You say, "You heard me, you dumbass." You point at her and you say, "You're the one needing educating and some psychiatric help. Y..." She snaps and comes after you.
She grabs you by your hair and you gasp. She says, "You will die for being a sinner, you little slut! You're a whore and you know it!" Something inside Vin Vin snaps and he growls. He yells out, "AAAHHHH!!!" Barbara gasps and steps back. She looks over at Vin Vin.
Vin Vin runs across the street and he yells, "Mean lady!! Bad lady!!" He gets on top of her car and jumps up and down on it, putting dents in it and cracking some glass. She says, "H-hey! That's my car!! Stop it, you crazy man!!" She runs over.
He jumps down and he suddenly uses his feral strength to suddenly lift the car and yell, "Bad old female! Bad! Bad! Bad!" This makes Barbara nearly pee herself and she says, "O-oh god!! OH MY GOD!!" She screams and runs back into her house. She slams the door shut on her way in. He throws the car up in the air and moves out of the way. The car lands and all of the windows shatter. He says, "Bad."
He walks back to you and you say, "Vin Vin." He sighs and pulls you in for a hug. You hug him back. He says, "She... bad lady. She hurt you." You say, "It's okay, now. Thanks for defending me." He says, "Me not let any being hurt (Y/N)."
You hear this, "Wow. Totally gnarly." You look over and so does Vin Vin. You see a preteen girl with braces in her mouth and her phone up. She says, "This is totally gonna be a sensation on TikTok." You say, "Oh. Hey, Patricia." She says, "Hey, (Y/N)." She puts her phone down.
Vin Vin says, "Who this?" You say, "Vin Vin. This is Patricia. My good neighbor's daughter." Patricia sees him. He approaches her and he says, "Pa... tricia." She says, "Is he okay?" You say, "Yeah. He's... new here. To this era." She gasps and she says, "Hold up. Is HE the caveman that was at Walmart, earlier and snatched you up? Took you out of there?" You say, "This is him. Were you there? I didn't see you in there."
She says, "My mom told me a feral being snatched you up and took you away. I was in the bathroom." You say, "Oh, okay." You look at Vin Vin and you say, "Vin Vin. This is Patricia. Patricia... Vin Vin." Patricia holds her hand out. He looks at her and she realizes something about him. He was handsome. She blushes and smiles. He takes her hand and says, "You... good."
You notice Patricia's reaction and you hold back a giggle. He moves away. You say, "Come on, Vin Vin. Let's get back inside. We'll see you later, Patricia." Patricia says, "See you guys." You and Vin Vin get back inside your house. Patricia says, "Wow. He's cute, too." She gets back inside her house.
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