(Warning: A lemon will be in this chapter. Thou have been warned.)

A day passes. It's 5pm. It's just you and Vin Vin at home. Why is that? It's because your parents agreed to watch both kids, so both Wolfgang and Darla are at their place for the night. Darla without a doubt practicing her geisha dance for a contest coming up. She is next to be one if she doesn't get married one day. You yourself were to become one, but you married Vin Vin before that happened.

You're both watching TV. It's the show Disenchantment. Both you and Vin Vin love that show and you're laughing. You lean against him and Vin Vin says, "Me hope little ones okay." You say, "They'll be fine, baby. They're with my parents for the night." He nods and he sighs.

He grabs your hand and he caresses his thumb in your palm. You say, "You seem like you've got something on your mind, baby." He says, "Me... do. Me have thoughts of... well." You look at him and you say, "Vin Vin. Honey. You can tell me. Your wifey. Tell me anything that's on your mind." 

He grabs your hands and he faces you. He says, "Little ones not here. That perfect time for... well..." You realize it and you blush. You look at him. He says, "Me want hubba hubba with wifey.~" You nod and you say, "Okay. Definitely." 

The episode ends and you turn the TV off. You and Vin Vin get up and he picks you up. You gasp and you giggle. He grins and says, "Wifey and me have fun.~" He runs to your guys' room and he shuts the door on his way in. He sets you down.

He says, "You shut eyes. Me surprise wifey.~" You say, "Okay." You turn the other way and you close your eyes. He says, "No peek." You say, "I won't, sweetie." Vin Vin removes his own clothing and he reaches into a dresser drawer. He pulls out... the loin cloth. He grins and looks back at you.

You hear this, "Okay. You look, now." You open your eyes and you turn around. You blush as you see him wearing his original cloth around his groin area. He chuckles and he says, "Me coming.~" He approaches you. You grin and you pull him close to yourself saying, "You know I will be in a moment.~" He smirks and says, "Ooh, wifey dirty girl. Come here.~" 

He pulls you in for a kiss and you kiss him back. You wrap your arms around him and you both deepen the kiss. You moan into it and so does he. He reaches his hands down and he grips your butt. You sigh and you smile. 

You pull away and you say, "You know you can do more than just grab my ass, sweetie. In fact... I may just have to grip yours, too.~" You reach a hand down and you squeeze his butt, as well. You whisper, "This sweet ass is mine to grab and mine only.~" He smirks and he says, "Ooh, me love you.~" 

He grins and he leans back in to kiss you. This time, it's a deeper kiss and your tongues are massaging one another's. You moan into the kiss. You pull away and he says, "Get on bed, wifey. Me ready.~" You say, "Anything you command, baby.~" You back up and you get upon the bed. Vin Vin approaches you.

********(Lemon Warning.)********

You remove your shirt and your pants and you toss them aside. You're left in your cheetah print bra and underwear. Vin Vin grins and says, "Ooh, me like. You like female from beginning of time... but much prettier.~" You say, "I saw this coming, baby. I was prepared for this. I knew you'd request this while the kids were at their grandparents'." 

You sit back and you sigh. He watches as you reach your hand back to unclasp your bra. You get it undone and you remove it. You toss it aside, revealing your breasts. He grins and he pants a bit. You sit back to rest your elbows on the bed.

You reach a hand up and you begin to rub your stomach. You move your hand up to fondle one of your breasts and he's about to lose it. He whispers, "Ooh. So hot.~" You moan a bit and you say, "Mm, Vin Vin baby.~" He sighs shakily and you look ahead.

You see that he was getting hard behind the cloth and you sigh and smirk. You look at him and you sit up to face him. You're right down on him. You say, "Is that a club or are you happy to see me?~" He sighs and smiles saying, "Me so hard for you.~" 

You say, "Good. So long as the hottest man in the world sticks with me, I'm one happy bitch.~" He says, "You no bitch. You sweet.~" You say, "Baby. I mean bitch in a good way.~" He says, "Oooh... Then you MY bitch.~" You whisper, "Goddamn right, I am.~"  

You sit closer to him and you grip the cloth on him. You look up at him and you say, "I know you love this. I've done this for you several times, baby.~" He chuckles and he says, "You wifey. You do whatever.~" You say, "That's what I like to hear.~" 

You undo the cloth and you see his erection spring up. You grin and you lick your lips. You drop the cloth and you move in. You put your hands on his legs and you begin to give him head. He grins and he puts his hand on your head.

He pulls you in a little more and he moans in pleasure. You continue pleasing your husband. He pants and he whispers, "Ooh, wifey. Ooh, so good. No stop. Ooh.~~" You move a bit faster and he gasps and says, "Oh yeah.~~" You reach your right hand up to his butt and you kind of grip it as you do this for him. He moans and he says, "Me love you so much.~~" 

You pull away after a few minutes and he says, "Ooh, me love that.~" You smile saying, "Come here, my feral man.~" You scoot back on the bed and he gets upon the bed with you. He crawls to you and he says, "Ooh, me have fun with you. You mine, (Y/N). All mine.~" You smirk and you say, "So long as I know I'm yours, Vin Vin sweetie.~" 

You lay down. He grips your underwear and he slips them down your legs. He gets them off of you and you're completely naked. He says, "Ooh, wifey hot.~" You say, "You think so, baby? Even after having two kids?~" 

He says, "You still pretty. You always will be. Me always love you.~" You sit up and you say, "I'll always love you too, Vin Vin. Come here, honey. Give me what you've got.~" He grins and says, "Me sure will.~" 

Vin Vin comes closer and he pins you down on the bed. He pulls your legs up a bit and he moves in. He enters you and you gasp, leaning your head back. You say, "Mm, Vin Vin.~~" He sighs and he whispers, "Ooh, wifey. You still tight.~~" You say, "Because you're so fucking big.~" He chuckles and he says, "Me love hearing that. Me love you.~~" You say, "I love you too, baby. Give me what you've got, my sweet caveman.~" 

A moment passes and Vin Vin increases his pace with the intimate moment you two have. He has your legs up and nearly behind your head and he's above you, thrusting fast and hard. He's panting as he does and you're moaning like crazy. 

You say, "Ooh, baby. Yes... Yes!~~" He groans and he says, "Ooh, me love the feeling of wifey.~~" He keeps going and he has a hold on your legs. You moan and you yell, "Ooh, I'm such a dirty fucking wifey for you, Vin Vin! Such a slut for you, baby!~~" He grins and he says, "Good wifey. Me like it when you submissive. You MY slut.~~" You moan out, "Yes I am!~~" He keeps at it and pleasure is building up inside both of you.

You and Vincent finish up after nearly three hours. Yes. Three hours. Both of you get close and you finish. You and Vin Vin are both laying down now. You say, "Holy fucking shit. You really know how to make that last Vin Vin baby.~" 

He chuckles and says, "Wifey love it.~" You say, "You're not wrong, sweetie. You're fucking amazing as always. Your feral side is a fucking turn on for me.~" He says, "You mean it?" You face him and he faces you. 

You say, "Vin Vin. You're the most handsome man I've ever met in my life. Even that one emo guy I thought was cute in high school doesn't compare to you. You make him look like a big fat pig. YOU out hot everyone else, baby. My C.I.L.F." 

He says, "What C.I.L.F.?" You grin and you say, "Caveman I'd like to fuck." He says, "But you wifey. What you mean I like to? We fuck several times. Two times make son and lovely." You say, "Good point." 

Then it dawns on him and he says, "Oh. This like D.I.L.F. or M.I.L.F.?" You say, "Exactly like that. Only you replace the first letter with another. The I.L.F. part stays. C for you is caveman. And you are from the beginning of time. First fully evolved human. And you're also a D.I.L.F. now, since you are a father of two." 

He grins and says, "Then you M.I.L.F.~" You say, "I like that." He says, "You one since you are mama of two." You and Vin Vin lean in to kiss each other. You pull away and you say, "I think we should rest for a little bit." He says, "Me agree. Me exhausted, too." You and Vin Vin rest there for a few hours.