Joke Ka Silsila

If anyone sad plz read this story thodi happyness hogi
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All r setting together in hall preeran is setting together she is eight month pregnant

Rakhi: are sab itne sant ku hai aur is halat main preeta ko Hasna chahiye to itni shant ku hai

Karan: main hasata hu na

Rishabh: best sab log jo aate hai vo jokes bolo

Mahesh: that's good let's play pehele hone wala baap karan

Karan hmmmed

Karan: EK baar aalu ki shadi patta gobhi se hui suhagrat ke dusare din aalu thak kar bahar aaya dost ne use picha kaisi hui suhagrat? Aalu ne bola "are gungat uthate uthate subah ho gai"

All laughed

Rishabh: ab meri bari
Biwi: chalo na aaj kahi gumne chalte hai aur haa driving main karungi

Pati: wowww !!! Matlab jayenge car main aur aayenge newspaper main

All look towards him

Rishab: kya hua joke katam hua haso

All laughed

Roo: ab meri bari
Teacher: bade hokar kya karoge
Boy: sadi
Teacher: mera matlab hai kya banoge
Boy: dulha
Teacher: uff tum bade hokar kya hasil karoge
Boy: dulhan
Teacher: abe mera matlab hai bade hokar mumma papa ke liye kya laoge
Boy: bahu launga
Teacher: harmkhor tumhare papa tumse kya chahate hai
Boy: pota
Teacher: hey bhagwan ab Zindgi main maksad kya hai
Boy: hum do humare do

All laughed

Kratika: main joke nahi par poem to pakka soungi

Karan: ok suno

Kratika: ye poem padhai se juda hai
School - ye galiyan ye chaubara
                 Yaha ana na dobara
Coaching - idhar chala
                 Main udhar chala
Maths - Ajeeb dastan hai ye
                Kaha Suru kaha katam
Science - aa kushi se
                Khudkushi kar le
Geography - musaphir hu main yaro
                      Na ghar hai na thikana
Economics - kya paisa paisa karti hai
                      Tu paise pe hi marti hai
Exam - jeeya dhadak dhadak jaye
             RESULT
Pass - aaj main uppar
           Aasaman niche
Fail - jag suna suna lage !!

All smile remembering their childhood days

To be continue.....

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