Chapter Two - Edzilla
After putting the finishing touches into his latest scam, Eddy makes his way to the Cul-De-Sac and convinces the other kids to follow him. As Eddy leads the kids to Edtropolis, Kevin speaks up.
Kevin: What's the big idea, dork?
Eddy: You're about to have your mind blown!
Rolf: I do not understand this "mind blown" business.
Nazz: He means he's gonna amaze us, dude.
Jonny: Plank says it's gonna be a huge stinker!
Eddy: Plank doesn't know what he's talking about, Jonny boy! When Plank sees what I've got cooking, he'll eat his words!
Soon enough, Eddy leads the kids to a makeshift bleachers. In front of what appeared to be a makeshift set of doors.
Sarah: What's the big idea, Eddy?!
Eddy: One second, squirt!
Eddy runs behind the doors and checks on Edd.
Eddy: Is our monster ready, Double D?!
Edd: Ready as he'll ever be, Eddy! You do have safety precautions for once Ed is....out playing? Something to protect the other kids?
Eddy: Sure. Whatever you say!
Eddy then heads back out and addresses the kids through a megaphone.
Eddy: Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! Today I've got something really special cooked up! For one night only, you will be treated to a show so awesome that you'll be hanging on the edge of your seats! That'll be one quarter!
Curious as to what Eddy has planned, the kids each give Eddy a quarter. As Eddy collects the quarters in the jar, he marvels at the money he made before regaining his composure.
Eddy: Now what's behind these doors you ask?!
Kevin: Your Mom?
The other kids laugh at Kevin's joke while Eddy becomes annoyed and angry. Despite wanting to throw something at Kevin, Eddy maintains his role.
Eddy: Feast your eyes on the city of Edtroplolis!
As the doors open, the kids are greeted by the sight of Edtropolis.
Jonny: Not the big city again!
Kevin: Yawn.
Eddy: Now feast your eyes on a sight so...monstrous that the sheer sight of it will scare you silly! May I present you.....EDZILLA!
As Eddy makes the announcement, nothing initially happens. Eddy repeats the name only for the same result to happen.
Kevin: Lame!
Eddy lowers the megaphone and speaks with Edd.
Eddy: What's the hold up, Double D?!
Edd remains hesitant about releasing Edzilla, fearing of what he might do. After several shouts from Eddy, Edd unlocks the cage. Immediately, Edzilla lets out a bellowing roar. Eddy smiles as he turns back to the other kids.
Eddy: What is that sound?! Is that the sound of the monstrous Edzilla ready to rampage on the city of Edtroplois?!
As if on cue, Edzilla arrives and demolishes two buildings.
Jimmy: Holy guacamole, Sarah! That thing is hideous!
Sarah: No kidding, Jimmy!
Rolf: The creature of nightmare has returned to haunt Rolf! You will not devour Rolf's chickens!
Nazz: Are we even safe?!
Eddy: Calm yourself sucker....I mean loyal customers! We are all totally safe, but the same can't be said about Edtropolis!
As Edzilla continues his rampage on Edtropolis, the scam works to Eddy's wildest dreams. The kids of the Cul-De-Sac, even Kevin, were scared. But what no one realized was that the Predator was watching. The Predator watched the destruction Edzilla caused. The Predator was in awe of what he was seeing. The monstrous Edzilla was unlike anything the Predator had ever encountered. It was in that moment that the Predator knew it's prey. He had chosen Edzilla as his prey. It's skull or hide would make excellent an excellent trophy. The Predator uncloaks and reveals himself.
Kevin: Whoa!
Jimmy: Who the heck is that, Sarah?!
Sarah: I dunno, Jimmy!
Jonny: Plank and I are getting weird vibes off of this guy!
The Predator ignored the other kids as he set his eyes on Edzilla. Eddy quickly steps in front of him.
Eddy: Whoa! Not so fast, new guy! This isn't a free show! It'll cost you 25 Cents to....
The Predator quickly pushes Eddy out of the way. Edd runs up to Eddy and checks on him.
Edd: Are you alright, Eddy?!
Eddy: Why that slimy, no good....
Eddy and Edd along with the rest of the Cul-De-Sac kids watched as the Predator entered Edtropolis and approached Edzilla. Edzilla locks eyes with the Predator and slithers towards him. As Edzilla and the Predator lock eyes with one another, Edzilla lets out a bellowing roar. The Predator returns the gesture with a roar of his own. The Predator readies his Wrist Blades and assumed a combative stance.
Edd: Good lord, man! This has gone one long enough!
Before Edd could intervene, Eddy stops him. He then points to the Cul-De-Sac kids who were at the edge of their seats.
Eddy: Look at them! They're eating it up! Just like I planned!
Edd: You never said anything about....whoever that is!
Eddy: Sure I did! You just weren't paying any attention!
It was clear to Edd that Eddy was lying. Eddy didn't even bother trying to hide it.
Eddy: People love monster fights! What's this but a good ole fashioned monster fight!
Edd: But our friend....
Eddy: Aw Lumpy will be fine! You worry too much, Sockhead! Edzilla here will go a few rounds with this new guy, the kids throw in more Quarters and boom! Jawbreaker City! Now let's sit back and watch the show!
With that, Eddy and Ed watched as Edzilla and the Predator prepared to fight one another at the center of Edtropolis. What they didn't realize was that this titanic fight would not be confined to the cardboard city of Edtropolis and would break out into the Cul-De-Sac.
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