Vishnu Manchu and his family invited D for the Diwali function hosted by them.
Venue - Manchu's house.
Time - Evening.
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( in italics - SKG )
D - wow...beauties ...like sharks lying on the shores of ocean.
(humming ) - Aaj blue hai paani paani paani paani paani
Aur din bhi sunny sunny sunny sunny sunny
'It's evening '
Hum saath saath hain
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.....
I love you..
'What ?'
Tune maari entriyaan dil me baji ghantiyaan
Tann Tann tann tann...
To tandoori murgi hoon yaar
Gatkaa le saiyaan alcohol se ..o yea...
Mere photo ko seene se yaar , chippka le saiyaan fevicol se.
D - Wow ..What a combination !! Tandoori chicken and whiskey 🍾😋
Saree ke fall sa , kabhi match kia rey...
Kabhi chhod dia dil ..kabhi catch kia rey..
D- hee hee hee...light Saree so easy to tear...
'Whose Saree ?'😳
Tip tip barsa paani ,
Paani ne aag lagaayi...
Whoa... What a feel !! I can feel the rain.
But suddenly ,
D ( hands in the air ) - ammo...don't kill me 😵. I'm single. I'm still youth. Please ....you'll be punished for shooting a virgin.🤕
-The song is over. But why isn't the rain stopping ?🤔
He touched his face to get a cool sensation.
D- ouch !!!
With one smack behind his head , he opened his eyes to see his mother holding a cup of water. She was glaring at him.
D - Amma...What have you done ? I'll catch fever no. 😗
SKG- Whose Saree fall ? Whom do u love ?😠
Answer me.
D , who now understood that it was all a dream ,
D - Hehehe...amma...your Saree ...err....it's gonna rain I think. Why don't you go out and check ?😁
SKG - Don't change the topic. Are you loving anyone ?
D ( covering his mouth ) - avvvavvaavvva....nena ? ( me ?) I don't know anything. Don't you know me Amma ? Your son is like Lord Ram. I love you only Amma. Hee hee..
SKG - Hmmmmm...🙄😐 aren't you going ? Do you know the time ?
D ( looking at the clock ) - Uh...it's 5 . Why ? Where am I going ? 🤔
SKG - Ugh...don't make me mad Nandhu. Manchu family has invited you for dinner. Remember ?
D( yawning) - oh yeah. I remember now. Leave it . I'm not going.
He laid down on his stomach hugging the pillow.
SKG went out and came back this time to teach her son a lesson to remember.
When she entered the room , She saw him fast asleep.
SKG took the feather from her hand and put it inside his ears stroking him.
D (😪 +😂) - oh ...it's tickling....Shraddhoo....your dress material is tickling me. Oh so nice ...hehehehe...
SKG ,glaring, caressed all over his face with it.
D- hee hee hee....ho ho ho....ammo..hehehehe
Tammy , my milkybar... my pacha bottu....hehehe...so soft...
D was so into the mood.
SKG - whack*
D - Ahhh...
He got up , startled , rubbing his bum. He raised his eyes to see his mother flaring her nostrils.
D - Amma...it's hurting. You hurted your baby 😗
SKG placed the feather and stick on the bed and took dumbbells from the floor.
D - AMMA...😰
SKG - if you're not getting ready , for sure I'm going to put this on your head. 😬
D , sensing his mother was in a bad mood , ran to the bathroom.
Bathing session lasted an hour , playing with soap , making bubbles ,floating rubber duck🦆 in his bathtub , singing etc...
D ( recreating the pears soap ad )
- mukku mukku...peddha mukku
Chinna kallu kallu..
Darling darling ...Amma's Nandhu , Sweetu's Pabsu...
Amma is so beautiful...Nandhu is so beautiful..
No 😗...amma is so beautiful...hehehehe...
Hearing this SKG came and knocked on the door to get his attention .
SKG - Sid Sriram , just a minute. Few neighbours came to me complaining that their mixer grinder stopped working , 2..3 bulbs fused in the past 30 minutes. Stop singing and bath fast. 😑
Saying this she went.
D - Why amma is saying all this to me ? What did I do ? 🤔Should say thanks to the mixer grinder and bulbs for working for the past 15 years. Bah..
He chucked off the thoughts and continued bathing.
D - finally bathing is done.
He wrapped the towel around his waist and got outside the bathroom checking his clothes.
D - Amma....Amma....come here. Fast !!!
SKG - enti Nandhu ? Why r you yelling ? Ayyyeee...whats this...wear clothes. Enti aa towel'u ? Siggu ledha ( Don't u have shame ?) 😲
D - That's what even I'm saying . Amma , did you see my Shaktiman brief ?
SKG - Chi...chi...karma karma...grown up like a palm tree and asking all this !! Why can't you check on your own ?
D- Amma...don't judge me by my physical appearance . I'm a baby inside 👶😁
SKG - 😑Sit there on the bed . Water is dripping from your hair . This boy.
She took another towel and dried his hair.
At last she took a pinch of Rasnadi choornam and rubbed it on his scalp to absorb the remaining moisture.
( Rasnadi Churnam is a classical ayurvedic formulation that has many uses. It can also be effectively used to control Migraine attacks which are Pitta based. For external application, Rasnadi Churnam is safe even to be used for small infants after bathing )
Then , she went and checked his cupboard before passing him his precious Shaktiman.
D - thank you so much Amma. I love u 😃😁
SKG - ok ok get ready fast !
She went out of the room giving him space.
D took out his ironed clothes and changed into it.
He took some Johnson's baby powder and put it on his face.
Then combed the hair and stood like a neat boy in front of the mirror.
D - ayyyeee...this looks like an LKG student.
He took some gel and applied it on his hair.
D - wow...now I look like a legend ...though I'm one 😎 hehehe ..how about putting shades ?
Abbo..no no no...there are kids there. They will break it.
After admiring himself for a good 10 minutes , he got down , bid a goodbye to his mother before starting the car.
Manchu's house
Time - 7.00 pm
Vishnu Manchu's offsprings , Ariana(Ari ) and Viviana(Vivi ) the eldest twin girls - Manchu twins, were dressed in matching attires , the boy - Avram , much younger to them was dressed in a kurti and pyjama and the youngest baby girl , Ayra Vidya Manchu ,was in skirt and top .
The house was all noisy with the kids running here and there , elders gossiping etc...
D reached there. He saw the house which was decorated with lights from outside and a smile crept his face.
He sniffed to catch the small of food especially biriyani , but all went in vain.
D ( looking here and there ) - why ? The food hasn't reached yet ? My stomach is grumbling. I came here only for eating. 🤷♂️
Vishnu Manchu ( V.M ), soon recognised the Bahubali and came towards him smiling. Both of them hugged together.
V.M - My brother , had been long since we met.
D - Hmm...yes ☺
V.M - come inside , today we are gonna have fun.
And they got inside the spacious home.
D.mv - What if food is arranged inside 😀
He glanced towards the kitchen , but was soon dragged into a hug by the veteran actor and also father of Vishnu Manchu , Mohan Babu ( M.Babu )
He patted D's back .
M.Babu - enti Bahubali ....Bagunnara ? ( how are you ?)
D - Bagunnanu sir😊 ( I'm fine )
Inside he wanted to ask about food . But he had an image to maintain.
Viranica , Vishnu Manchu's wife , arrived with the juice tray towards D. He took the glass , gulped it in a go and put it back on the tray.
D.mv - even after giving birth to these kids. Her body looks so toned and fair...beautiful...my Sweetu ma will be more beautiful than this ...even after giving birth to our 10 kids 😁
Soon all of them involved in some casual conversation,
M.Babu - oh Prabhas...your nose is so sharp .
D - yeah...so sharp to cut the tomatoes even 👃🍅
M.Babu - Oh Is that so ? I can cut hen's throat with my nose.
D laughed ,
But inside ,
D.mv - Oh really ?😏 ..2 , 3 Desi hens are there in my home. Next time will call you for cutting before cooking it. Happy ?
M.Babu - Prabhas...lost in some other world ?
D - Uh..umm...no😁
V.M - Come ..let's take a photo.
He literally dragged D who was shy in all this .
V.M , Viranica and D posed for a photo.
D, gave a special importance to his nose , which now got praises from many. 👇
By then , the Manchu twins , Avi and Vivi came running towards their mother.
Ari - Amma , Baby Ayra is crying. Please come fast.
D - Who is that ?
V.M - our youngest ! 4th kid 🙈
D( patting V.M's back ) - Amazing ! Hidden talents
V.M - 🙈
Ari and Vivi - Hai uncle. 😀
( Viviana and Ariana on the left and right respectively 👆)
D - Uncle ah ?😳 uh..umm...hi ...actually you can call me annaya or darling. I'm still younger than your father. 😁
V.M - What ?😱
Ari - Uncle , your age ?
D.mv -trapped😨
D - uh...you've to find that. I'll give you a question. Let's see whether you can answer that. That's my age !😋
Ari and Vivi - ok
D - [(2×20 ) / 2] + 10 ??
Avi and Vivi started thinking.
Ari and Vivi ( together ) - yes ....40 !!!
D - WHAT ??? 😱 No..no...it's 30 . 😟
V.M stifled his laugh.
Vivi - whatever..we are so weak in maths ! But your age is 40. We are sure. 😌
D ( looking here and there to see whether anyone heard that ) - sshhh....silently....what if someone hears ?
Ari and Vivi - what ?😏 everyone knows !
D ( narrowing his eyes at V.M ) - you told to them no. 😬
V.M - they forcefully asked me. Spare me please.
Ari - chaala late ayipoyindhi bavagaru.
Meeru eppudaina pelli chestkuntava ?
( will u marry ever ?)
D's eyes widened hearing the children recreating his Mirchi dialogue.
V.M started laughing.
D jabbed his elbow on Vishnu's stomach.
V.M - ouch !
D - Ari..Vivi...idigo sweets teesko ( take these sweets )
He handed over the sweets which he'd bought for the children.
Soon their son , Avram ran towards them. He was a chubby kid.
Avram (looking at D )- Bah...Bahu..Bahubali😃
He started showing his excitement and climbed onto D's lap.
D happily took him.
After tickling , giggling etc...Viranica came with baby Ayra and showed the baby to D.
D - wow...so cute...can I take her ?😍
Viranica - of course.
She handed over the baby to him and D took the baby carefully.
The baby opened her eyes wide and curled her little fingers around his big ones.
D ( excitedly ) -oh look... Vishnu , your daughter is holding my fingers . 😀😍
V.M - ☺
Viranica - if you don't mind , can you hold her for a few minutes ? Vishnu and I've to welcome the guests.
V.M - yeah. Are you ok with that ?
D - yeah yeah...it's fine.
Ari , Vivi , Avram sat beside him and played with baby Ayra including D.
Vivi - darling...come let's go to our room, mine and Ari's.
D nodded and got up carefully with the baby in his arms.
In the room
The walls were decorated with Disney princesses stickers and toys were nearly arranged on a side.
D's eyes were starstruck when he got into their castle.
He laid the baby on the cot.
D - give me that toy , it's so cute .
Air & Vivi passed the Barbie doll to him.
D opened the braid of the doll.
Ari and Vivi - Darling , what are you doing ?😦
D - I'll show a new hairstyle . Is there shampoo here ?
Ari and Vivi- yes.
They passed the shampoo to him.
He applied the shampoo in Barbie's hair , washed it ,dried and applied some kohl in its eyes.
(Final look 👇)
D .mv - This looks horrible. How did this happen ? May be shampoo's problem. 🤔
Now what will I say to these kids ?
Ari and Vivi( at the verge of crying) - 😱 Darling , what have you done ? You spoiled our favourite Barbie doll.
D - uh...kids ...see this is our Indian version of Barbie. So beautiful no ?
Ari and Vivi , fuming , snatched the kohl from D's hands , took some of it and applied it under his eyes.
D - 😱 kids...what have u done ?! Ammo....ill tell to your nana....oh my handsome face...sob sob....amma's turmeric and papaya facial...my skin ?!
He ran to the washroom to see the pathetic conditon of his face.
D - oh now I so look like a beggar. 😢😟😖😔
He washed his face frantically.
By then , when he got out if the washroom , Baby Ayra started crying.
He took the baby from the cot and started pacifying her.
D - ssshhh ...sshhh...dont cry ..chicken leg piece for good girls...now don't cry if u want that.
But the baby didn't stop.
D - children ...where is your mother , Veronica ? Call her.
Ari - it's not Veronica. It's Viranica.
D.mv - sounds like some English movie heroines in bikini.
D - whatever ...call her.
Ari and Vivi went to call their mother and Viranica came within seconds..
She tried taking the baby from D's hands. But the baby clinged to D's shirt.
D.mv - grghhh ...now what ? Don't make my shirt , your potty. Go to your mother before I bite you. 😬
No way ! The baby was all fussy.
Viranica - she might be hungry. Can you feed her ?
D - WHAT ? 😱 ME ? HOW ?😵😳
Viranica - bottle ivuthaanu (ill give the bottle. ) looks like she won't come to me from you.
D - phew....
D fed the baby and lightly tapped it to sleep.
All were busy. Paapam D was trapped in between these kids.
D.mv - huh...I was supposed to check the food. Sob sob
Tired D , laid on the twins' bed.
D ( panting ) - kids ...is there biriyani here ? When will they give us food. ?
Ari - yes biriyani is there.
Vivi - food will be served soon.
By then , Avram opened D's pant zip .
D - 😨😱 what r u doing ra ? Your father has made you all. But what about me ? My future generation depends on this . This is necessary to break the mathematics rule. 1+ 1 = 3 instead of 2.
The kids blinked their eyes to show their helpless state.
D - uh...you'll know once you're big.😁
Ari - Darling...let's play.
D - No Vivi..I'm tired.
Ari - I'm Ari..not Vivi.
D - oh so much of confusion ..
Vivi - lets play...please.
D took out his phone , a smartphone this time , and put a dance.
He laid on his stomach with the legs in air swaying back n forth.
Avram climbed on his back with Ari and Vivi on both sides of D.
He played " Kamariya " song on you tube.
Vivi - why her dress is like this ?
D - maybe her parents are poor. Can't afford buying clothes .
Ari - Ohhh
D.mv - what a shape ...nice toned body. 🤤 these much clothes are more than enough.
Ari - Darling , this isn't good. Let's play a game. It's called ' Will you do it or not ?'
D was lost in the ' kamariya 'world.
Ari and Vivi shook him.
D - uh...what ?
They repeated.
D - I'm not interested in all these petty games. But for you kids , I'll play .
Ari and Vivi - Yaaayyy
They took little Avram , gave him to their mother and came back to D.
Ari and Vivi - lets start ?
D - of course.
Ari - ok..you've to join the dots and colour the picture.
D - Oh ok.
He joined the dots to get a flower finally.
D took the crayons and gave different colours to each petals.
D ( admiring his work ) - wow..even Pablo Picasso can't do something like this . 😎
Ari - yes. So good that Pablo Picasso , if alive , would have had a heart attack.
D - 😗
Vivi - you're Bahubali. So you'll lift each of us on your shoulders.
Another task.
D - haha...you kids are just like feather.
He started taking each of them , but their weight....
D.mv - What are these kids eating ? They only look like feather. But actually weigh like little elephants. Ahhh...Amma ....my hands are paining. But my image !!! I'm Bahubali the world. It will be puppy shame for me if I won't lift these small kids. Be strong Pabsu. Nothing is impossible.
He played both of them on his shoulders for a second and put them down on the floor .
D was panting.
Vivi - what happened darling ?
D - Uh...errr nothing.
Ari - now we will play teacher and student. Vivi and me are your teachers. You're our student. We will ask questions. You've to answer or else ...have to taste the medicine if this cane.
D nodded , gulping.
Ari - 1st question, which is the national flower of India ?
D - haha...every kids knows the answer. It's water Lily.
Ari and Vivi - 😱
Vivi - show me your hand.
D - why ? 😦 the answer is correct no.
Ari - the answer is lotus .
D - No it's was water Lily in 1979. 🤔
He got a beat from the kids.
D - ouch...Sob sob. 😖😢
Vivi - Next question. Who is the prime minister of India ?
D - Dr. Narendra Modi 😌
Ari and Vivi - Dr ?
D - yes..like Dr. Rajendra Prasad , Dr. Manmohan Singh , Dr. Pratibha patil etc..
.
Ari and Vivi - No . There isn't any Dr. Only Narendra Modi.
D - Hehehe...I know that. I tested u kids 😋
Ari and Vivi rolled their eyes .
He got more beats for saying stupid answers.
D ( exhausted ) - kids...please don't torture me like this. 😩
Ari and Vivi gave a victory smile to him.
Ari - ok..one more game. Doctor and patient.
D - haaayyyy...I'll be doctor and you both are my patients. 😍
Ari - No...we r doctors. You're our patient.
D - WHAT ? I'm so paapam no. Pls...I want to become a doctor atleast like this. 😗
Vivi - Ok. We'll give u a chance. After that , you've to be our patient.
D nodded excitedly.
He sat on the chair with a toy stethoscope hanging down his shoulders .
Ari acted like she was having fever and came to see Dr.D
Ari - doctor.. I'm having fever.
D - ok . Let me check you
He put the stethoscope on her chest .
D - breath in ....breath out.
Do you feel like eating ice cream ?
Ari - No
D - Ok then . Biriyani ?
Ari - Nooo...I don't feel like eating anything.
D - Ok...I'll prescribe some medicines.
He started scribbling something on the paper.
D - here. Eat this 3 times a day .
Ari took the prescription and looked at it.
1. Chicken leg piece .
2. Fried rice .
3. Paneer butter masala.
4. Andhra special mutton soup.
5 . Whisky.
Ari's eyes widened seeing the prescribed 'medicines ' by Dr. D
Ari - doctor , is this medicines or some menu card ? I've fever only. Don't want to get loose motion. What all have u written ?! Good that you became an actor 😳
D - hehehehe...
Ari - your chance is over. Now you're our patient . Lay down on the bed.
D did as they said.
Ari - nurse Vivi...please pass me the injection needle.
D ( got up from the bed shocked ) - 😱 WHAT....NOO... I'm scared of injection !!! Please let me go.
Ari - lay down or else....😡
D - kids...have mercy on me..😕
Ari ignored his words and took the compass in her hands . The next moment D escaped from there , running.
Ari and Vivi - Darling...wait...
D - No way
He reached downstairs and saw many guests . Seeing D , some of them came near him for a conversation .
' hey Prabhas....when did you come ? Why are you panting ? Are you ok ?'
D - Uh..um...I came early and yeah...I'm fine.
D excused himself to get a glass of water.
He saw Viranica from a distance and approached her .
D- Uh...Britannica...che...Viranica , can I get a glass of water ?
Viranica - I'm a bit busy , Prabhas. It's in the fridge. Can you take it from there ?
D - Oh yeah. No problem.. I'll take.
He got inside the kitchen . When he was about to open the fridge , He saw this in front of the door of the refrigerator. 👇
D - WHAT???!!!!! 😱😱😱 Laxatives ??? Who might have done this ? This might be the children's play .
He chucked it off and tried to opened the door.
D - But...but...what if it's real ? Uh...oh no...I better don't drink anything. I don't want to risk my life. 😟
He got out of the kitchen only to be dragged by V.M .
V.M - Where were you , brother ?
D.mv - with your offsprings ra. I would have been a dead meat if I had stayed with them a bit longer. 😬
D - err...I was here only.
V.M - come ..lets take a photo.
D - it's fine. We took many photos no.
V.M - lets take one more.
D nodded and stood with them.
He saw Ari and Vivi standing beside the cameraman giving death glares at D for escaping from them.
So in the photo he posed like this 👇😕
V.M asked to take a picture with the twins too.
D hesitantly , sat between them maintaining a gap.
V.M - ok darling...lets have food. C'mon.
D thought of the laxatives and got scared.
D - Uh...Vishnu , it's ok ra. Amma is alone at home. I'll have food with her. I need to go. It's already late .
V.M - No..no..you've to eat.
D.mv - I can't risk my future ra.
D - Please Vishnu. Next time I'll eat. Promise.
V.M - 😗 ok ..if that's your wish.
D patted his back .
He bid bye to the kids.
Ari and Vivi - Darling ...Next time we have to play ok ? Don't escape like you did today.
D - of course ...hehehe
Baby Ayra showed her hands to him for taking her.
D.mv - No way. If i pick her now , she won't leave me and I'll have to baby sit her.
V.M - Looks like you got a lil fan from here.
D smiled and gave a small peck on the baby's forehead.
D's house
When he entered his home , D saw his mother very attentively watching the daily family melodrama.
D called his mother to get her attention.
SKG ( Seeing D ) - Nandhu...you're back ? Why so early ?
And concentrated back on the T.V
D - Amma...give me food ...I'm starving.
SKG - What ? Why ? Why didn't you eat from there ?
D ( irritated ) - I didn't feel like . But now I want. Please give me something to eat. 😑
SKG - but nothing is here. You told na you'll eat from there. So I only made food for me. Now don't disturb me. I'm watching. The most anticipated scene. I want to see how the mother - in - law poison her daughter-in-law's food.
D ( now fully irritated ) - hawww...WHAT ? Amma...here I'm starving and all you care is about a freakin' serial !! 😤 I'm a baby. Sob sob.
He messed up his hair.
SKG ( confused ) - ok wait ...I'll make something for you.
After half an hour , she made chapathis and curry.
She searched for her son and found him on the couch sleeping.
SKG - Nandhu...food is ready.
The moment he heard 'food ' , the next second was in front of the dining table.
He ate hungrily stuffing a whole chapathi inside his mouth and ate it in a go.
SKG - eat slowly...eating as if you have not seen food for ages.
He didn't hear anything because hunger dominated him and continued eating.
Once finished he went to sleep.
The next morning when he woke up , He saw V.M's post on Instagram. 👇
D- 😠 Hawww...dangerous...yeah...it's was truly a dangerous evening with your kids. Please stop with 4 kids ra. Don't increase the population of the nation 😩
That time S called him ,
D took the phone immediately.
D - Jujujujuju...puppy ma...my bangaram...you agreed with my decision to have 10 babies ?😍😍😍🤤
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Happy New Year 2020 !!!
( a bit late though 😁)
Yours ,
Aiswarya2018.
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