twenty-three.
[texts about denial.]

5:34pm
aria is now texting: hornyhunters

em: ffs aria is the worst person to go shopping with

aria: wth
aria: what did i do

kat: oh lord don't get me started

harry: oo girl beef

alberto: do entertain us with aria's antics

em: first of all
em: she takes AGES in the changing rooms

aria: i do NOT

kat: you so do
kat: you had 2 outfits and took ages with them

aria: i was taking pictures pls

em: AND you take 40 years to decide what to eat

aria: there's a lot of food choices

kat: AND you want to sit down like every 5 minutes

aria: it gets tiring

em: AND you take sooo long to browse

dom: matt where you at theyre bullying your girlfriend mate

harry: smh bad boyfriend
harry: won't even defend his lady

aria: um we're not together??

alberto: yeah yeah whatever you say

harry: no need to lie aria

aria: believe me
aria: if we were dating you both be the first to know

dom: well

alberto: well how come you haven't told us yet

aria: because we're not dating..?

matt: i have arrived my friends
matt: oh no awkward conversation
matt: goodbye

kat: get back here rn

harry: these two man
harry: they give me headaches

aria: but you all love us anyway

dom: we really don't

aria: dom i really thought we were starting to get somewhere with our friendship

dom: um since when

aria: i recall that extremely tight hug you gave me when you were leaving em's house

dom: that was two weeks ago
dom: things change

aria: im so nice to everyone and what do i get in return?
aria: i get attacked

em: maybe if u took 20 minutes faster in the american apparel changing rooms i wouldn't have attacked u

aria: omfg let it gooo
aria: that's the price to pay of being my friend

kat: not sure if we want to be your friend anymore aria

harry: oooh
harry: that's got to hurt

aria: OMFG KAT
aria: IM SO HURT
aria: MATTY WHERE ARE YOU IM BEING BULLIED

em: lol he ain't here :)

matt: oh yes i am
matt: and you're all UNFRIENDED

dom: oh wow

alberto: is he fr

matt: real as fuck

aria: haha
aria: "not here" huh?

em removed aria and matt from the groupchat

em: good god those two