twenty-eight.
[texts about secrecy]

12:34pm
aria is now texting: matty 💗

aria: hi friend

matt: "friend"?
matt: excUSE YOU

aria: oh right
aria: hello acquaintance

matt: ARIA
matt: YOU POO

aria: not even acquaintance?
aria: fine
aria: hey stranger

matt: breaking up with you bye

aria: OMFG
aria: BABYBABYBABY NO
aria: come back
aria: ive been unsingled for less than 24 hours pls

matt: apologise :(

aria: im sorry :(

matt: buy me food?

aria: come over and i will :)

matt: omw jerk

aria: bitch

3:26pm
aria is now texting: hornyhunters

aria: never fucking again
aria: am i inviting matt to my house

dom: let me guess
dom: the bitch ate all your food?

aria: YES
aria: thERE IS NOTHING LEFT
aria: EXCEPT RABBIT FOOD

harry: why was he at your house

aria: um
aria: because he was

dom: so where's he now

aria: i sent him out to replace all the food he ate

kat: he'll probably eat it on the way back

aria: he better not

em: ARIA
em: YOU LITTLE BITCH

aria: yikes
aria: what did i do

em: YOU DIDNT REPLY TO MY MESSAGES
em: OR CALLS
em: MINE NOR KATS

kat: OH YEAH
kat: I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

aria: oh no !
aria: gotta blast !!!!

harry: WHAT DID SHE HAVE TO MESSAGE YOU ALL ABOUT

em: OH YOU DONT KNOW?

aria: DONT SET THEM OFF NO

dom: haha i know :)

alberto: IM HERE
alberto: TELL US

kat: THEIR FIRST DATE WAS YESTERDAY
kat: AND SHE PROMISED TO TELL US ALL BUT SHE DID NOT

harry: wHAT THE FUCK
harry: THAT WAS YESTERDAY?

alberto: MATT TOLD US IT WAS NEXT WEEK

harry: THAT BITCH

alberto: wAIT HOW COME DOMINIC GETS TO KNOW THEN

dom: dude
dom: we're parabatai

aria: ^^

em: aria.
em: fucking tell us all right now

aria: matts back bye!1!1!2!

harry: aRE YOU DATING NOW?

kat: MAYBE THATS WHY HE'S AT HER HOUSE

dom: MATT WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU
dom: I KNOW THINGS BUT I DO NOT KNOW ALL

alberto: aria
alberto: clarify

em: where's that hoe now

harry: she's not gonna reply is she

dom: nope

kat: who knows where the hell she lives
kat: im invading

em: I DONT

dom: nO ONE KNOWS

harry: WELL ME AND AL ARE GONNA HAVE A STAKE OUT OUTSIDE MATT'S UNTIL HE COMES BACK

dom: fUCK IMMA JOIN

kat: YOU DO THAT

matt: what the hell guys
matt: im not going home now

em: HES HERE
em: MATT YOU TELL US EVERYTHING RN

matt: fuck
matt: um aria's calling me to feed her pet rock
matt: BYE

dom: pet rock?

harry: idek tbh